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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#6101: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:17:10 PM

Six: -to Albert- I like your enthusiam, but this isn't a flak jacket or a tank.

Let's see... hydrostatic gel layer responsible for temperature control and fall mitigation's perforated and bubbled, vacuum seal is broken, oxygen tanks ruptured, helmet's biotoxin filter has been breached and denatured, EMP and radiation hardening has somehow been neutralized, boots have been demagnetized, the zero-G thrusters are jammed and there's no way to ferry reaction mass to them from the damaged, undervolting fusion pack, motion tracker coding is so corrupt diagnostics... removed it, and the energy shield emitters are so far out of calibration that I'll need external hardware to do a full system reset.

It's going to take a lot of money to get this working again. If I don't just scrap it.


Naomi: Having archaeological dreams?

edited 14th Aug '16 5:18:25 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#6102: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:17:18 PM

Asagi: That sucks.

We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
Imca (Veteran)
#6103: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:19:24 PM

Nova: Ouch....


-Well Omar, you and the Fox are soon walking together-

Aura: Hey~

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#6104: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:20:22 PM

Quartz: Well, is sound of interesting, at least. Might be just me, though >.>

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#6105: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:21:03 PM

Roy: "That suck, don't think the entire reward would cover the repairs."

"Anyways, see ya and um, be careful alright?" *Heads off.*

edited 14th Aug '16 5:24:18 PM by MrKirb

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#6106: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:22:15 PM

Omar: Oh, hello! Are you going in the same direction as me?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#6107: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:23:36 PM

Six: -to Nova- You said it.

The lithium niobocene layer's still working, the armor hasn't been compromised, and the fusion pack can still safely work at a low power level.

Beyond that... well, the suit's functionality is very impaired.


Naomi: Hey, did I badmouth it?

edited 14th Aug '16 5:25:07 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#6108: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:23:50 PM

Aura: It looks to be.

-Oh hey Omar, Aura, a store that might intrest both of you-

-"The Dimensional Doorway"-

-Where they will open an intere dimensional portal for you to any location you choose-

edited 14th Aug '16 5:24:56 PM by Imca

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#6109: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:25:05 PM

Roy: *Manages to find Omar and Aura.*

"Hey guys~!"

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#6110: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:25:24 PM

Omar: Hmmm. That shop looks very interesting!

Oh, hello Mr. Roy.

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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#6111: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:27:49 PM

@Six Albert: "So you have super-powered Power Armor?"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Imca (Veteran)
#6112: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:29:54 PM

Aura: Indeed~

I could use it to go get some things from home.

-She heads in-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#6113: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:30:41 PM

Six: -to Albert- Define "super-powered". Because if everything here was working, well...

-Six begins jotting things into his tacpad-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#6114: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:32:58 PM

Roy: "What-cha doing?"

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#6115: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:33:54 PM

Omar: Same, if this shop really does what it advertises.

-Walks into the store-

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FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#6116: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:34:21 PM

Quartz: No, not at all! Am understand some people not find interest in such thing like me, though >.>

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#6117: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:34:46 PM

Naomi: Yeah. I don't blame you.

Not exactly one for it myself, but hey! Everyone's valuable, right?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#6118: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:35:18 PM

Aura: Shopping~

Shopkeeper: Welcome to the dimensional doorway, home of the dimensional doors.

Is this your first time here?

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#6119: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:35:56 PM

Omar: It is indeed our first time.

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Imca (Veteran)
#6120: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:36:46 PM

Shopkeep: Do you wish to hear how this works, or are you interested in our prices.

Aura: Both please~

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#6121: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:36:50 PM

@Six Albert: " To Quote: 'You deal with those assholes, and we'll clear up anyone who managed to avoid you.'"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#6122: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:37:58 PM

Omar: Indeed, both would be great!

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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#6123: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:38:44 PM

Roy: "Make that three partner."

edited 14th Aug '16 5:38:54 PM by MrKirb

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#6124: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:39:47 PM

Six: Well... already this suit lets me run at highway speeds, boosts my strength to a level where I could throw a car at someone, and boosts my reaction time to levels so stupidly high that people can't track how quickly I react to things, because there's no lag.

And this is before all the broken stuff.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#6125: Aug 14th 2016 at 5:41:47 PM

Shopkeep: Using out pattented technomagical doorways, we are able to open a doorway to any other doorway that exists, well any where, you just need to tell us where.

Or if your looking instead to return to an objects origin you can provide us with that object, and the door can open up there provided the item has been removed for less then 1 month.

Aura: Home?

Shopkeep: If you just wish to go home, a single hair can provide the machine with enough information to do what it needs to do, I will warn you however the process is very energy intensive and therefore expensive, it is 10,000 credits a minute for a portal, and once the portal closes we are unable to re-open it, so if you want any thing other then a one way trip, you will need to book the time in advance.

edited 14th Aug '16 5:43:05 PM by Imca


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