-And so a bunch of paperwork later-
-Every one heads back, 9 million credits poorer, 1 ship richer-
-And with a bunch of survalience tapes-
-We can just put them on the way back now to ease things for Foiks-
Nova: The second idea I mentioned, is we just blow the doors on the ship open, then get it repaired. >.>
Aura: More pizza is good~ I want some of that type too.
edited 14th Aug '16 3:41:59 PM by Imca
Omar: Hah! A nice plan, but he would have charged us extra if we tried to be smarty pants about it! I've seen it happen over a dozen times back home with foreigners thinking they can trick a Silk merchant in that manner. It is why you haggle. The outcome is far less potentially bloody than trying to cheat a man who have far more practice at cheating others out of their money.
edited 14th Aug '16 3:47:59 PM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Omar: Bah. You have no sense of fun, do you?
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Einar: honestly I don't know, I just think its entertaining.
-anyway there is much blood shed in bloodbowl, the dwarves pull off a narrow victory by just 2 points and the bloodthirster hurled the deathroller out of the stadium af one point but unfortunately the game ends-
Bob: and there we have it ladies and gents, the Dwarves managed to pull off a stunning upset despite having a poor showing so far this season, perhaps this is a sign of change. What do you think Jim?
Jim: I sure do hope so Bob, I've got my life savings riding on that team. Anyway to close out the game here are some messages from our sponsors.
-cue capitalism, ork style-
Omar: Oh, I volunteer for nothing. I simply want to do this the proper way. Of course, if you require me to blow them up, all you need to do is ask.
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Six: -to Nova- He may not appreciate us detonating explosives on his lot.
Even if they're shaped charges and the blast only slices through the doors, you think he's going to know or care about the difference?
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Roy: "Good, I'm starvin'." *Goes to the fridge.*
"Hey, you got any of the meat lovers one left?"