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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#59751: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:03:57 PM

Dreamer: It's what I always do when facing sudden death.

edited 6th Dec '17 10:07:42 PM by NeonMoon

Imca (Veteran)
#59752: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:05:00 PM

-When Oliver pulls the trigger there is a click in the gunners seat from the mechanical switch being activated-

-And then....-

-More bad news :D-

-Nothing-

-Guys, didn't you disable these things while the crane was reloading them?-

-Isn't it to your side, just.... kind of dangling the sedan sized 16 inch shell there?-

-You might want more friends here-

edited 6th Dec '17 10:05:17 PM by Imca

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59753: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:05:38 PM

Oliver: -pulls the trigger again-

-then again-

-then again-

Now why isn't this...

...

[Somebody with big arms mind coming over and loading a shell into this thing before we all get electrocuted to death?]

edited 6th Dec '17 10:06:04 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#59754: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:07:56 PM

Lovisa: "Coming." :|

~stomps over and helps loading a shell~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#59755: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:09:01 PM

Zack: ...If we could just...run in very close before we're all shelled by tanks down there or zapped by the mages...we should at least come out, right?

-Judging by his tone, he's very clearly saying it to convince himself he has a snowball's chance in hell of doing more than dying next to a decker lady mooning a bunch of weeb fox people-

edited 6th Dec '17 10:09:29 PM by Raidouthe21st

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Imca (Veteran)
#59756: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:09:56 PM

-The shell is really too big to lift, but it is attached to a crane, and the controls are fairly easy-

-Though its also facing the wrong direction, so your probably going to need a 4th person to turn it around while you operate the crane-

-Man no wonder there were so many Ashigaru with these things tongue-

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59758: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:10:20 PM

-Six ends up trotting on over, then mans the crane and helps Lovisia stick it in-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#59759: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:13:43 PM

-Okay, with the two of you, the Naval gun is now loaded-

-And Oliver and Lisa feel a distinct clunk, as an extra 1,200kilograms press down on the tanks suspension-

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#59760: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:13:47 PM

Lovisia: [You should evacuate from the target area now.]

edited 6th Dec '17 10:14:15 PM by LeChuck4

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59761: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:14:15 PM

Oliver: [FOR REAL NOW, GET OUT OF THE WAY!]

-Click-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#59762: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:15:07 PM

Lisa: [They're not kidding! Also put your pants on, please!]

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#59763: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:17:29 PM

Dreamer: -Pulls them up and runs-

Ass so fine that Zeus himself comes down to defend it.

Imca (Veteran)
#59764: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:18:38 PM

-This time when the trigger is depressed, lightning arcs through the naval gun's barrels, spraying all around it with sparks-

-And a boom shakes the rocks themselfs, before a purple streak goes sailing right twords the mages-

-In case it needs to be hammered home this is the size of the gun you are using-

-When the car sized round impacts.....-

-Well I doubt even the mages would have survived that-

-But there is now a call of Banzai!-

-And the huge army of Ashigaru is charging you, that gun only having killed so many-

-Aaaaand another set of streaks pass over in the sky-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#59765: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:19:13 PM

-Dreamer would notice as she's retreating that Zack isn't next to her-

-He's somehow very, very far ahead of her, but looking like someone punted him in the head by how he's trying to get up off the ground now-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59766: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:19:51 PM

-Six leans out and starts opening fire-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#59767: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:21:26 PM

Lovisia: ~raises her arm and casts another fear spell~

~dear Ashigaru, do you really want to run head-first towards not only a fully functional tank that just killed a large portion of you and all your mages, but also an 8-foot-tell Oni wielding a greatclub that's bigger than any of you are?~

edited 6th Dec '17 10:23:09 PM by LeChuck4

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#59768: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:21:42 PM

Dreamer: -Stands in front of Zack with her shotgun- You should probably run now.

Imca (Veteran)
#59769: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:22:54 PM

-The lightning has mostly stoped BTW, though the storm is still going-

-Ren calls you guys up agian-

Ren: {Ummmm that is 9 impacts now, but Okami is getting madder with each volley, if its not too much effort can ummm.... you inspect the target zone?}

-And while some of them break, especially compounded by them being shot.... there is way too many in this charge for them to even really feel that scared.-

-Remember bringing 3,000 of your own? The incoming charge is way more then your BB had the chance to bring-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#59770: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:23:05 PM

-Zack picks himself up off the ground and dusts himself off-

Zack: ...

Well...you're not planning to run too, are you?

edited 6th Dec '17 10:23:46 PM by Raidouthe21st

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#59771: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:24:30 PM

Dreamer: I'll keep them off ya.

-Is firing with all the urgency of a girl going to pick up milk-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59772: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:24:45 PM

Oliver: [The target zone is currently running angrily at us. All 3000 people inside it.]

[GOD DAMNIT SIX YOU GREEN FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP TEAMKILLING ASAGI AND KEEP LOADING AMMO!]

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#59773: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:26:18 PM

-Oliver you get another shot but it barely slows down the oncoming human tide-

-Same with the shotguns and spells...-

-Guys roll perception-

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#59774: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:27:22 PM

-Well, Lisa isn't doing much but paying attention to her surroundings-

-she rolls a 19-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59775: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:27:27 PM

-Oliver rolls 7-4, as he's tunnel visioning onto these guys really hard-

-Six, in the meanwhile, rolls...-

-CRITICAL SUCCESS-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

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