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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59726: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:39:35 PM

Six: [Got one!]

-Six uncaps a flare and whips it towards the line of mages-

-He hasn't noticed that he is basically directly responsible for flaying Asagi limb from limb-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#59727: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:40:03 PM

Dreamer: Fuggit.

-Shoots a flare into the air-

-Well, it's more of a firework-

-A bright firework in the shape of male anatomy-

-....with a pink mohawk-

Imca (Veteran)
#59728: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:41:41 PM

-There is a few seconds of delay until the radios static and you get the alarms back on them-

Ren: {We have elevated the secondary armaments to fire on the coordinates marked by the flares.... ummmmm.....}

-You don't exactly hear guns on the radio >.>-

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#59729: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:46:07 PM

Dreamer: [You should fire soon]

[I think they saw our 'nads]

Imca (Veteran)
#59730: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:46:42 PM

Ren: {There is a cliff in the way.... sorry}

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#59731: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:47:13 PM

Zack: ...

We're on our own here.

This doesn't look good.

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#59732: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:48:22 PM

Dreamer: Maybe they'll eat Zack first so that we can run.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59733: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:48:55 PM

Oliver: ...

-Starts heading towards one of the other two tanks that didn't get exploded-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#59734: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:49:41 PM

Lisa: ...Well, there's only one real option.

-hops in the tank she comandeered-

Imca (Veteran)
#59735: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:49:57 PM

-Well Oliver its just a couple hundred feet back, sitting there, pointed at Hakuryu out on the lake-

-From its nice cliff top perch-

-Okay Lisa, Oliver, who wants the gun and who wants the drivers seat?-

edited 6th Dec '17 9:50:21 PM by Imca

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59736: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:50:26 PM

Oliver: Hey, Lisa! Who's shooting and who's driving?

edited 6th Dec '17 9:50:39 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#59737: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:51:32 PM

Lovisia: ~watches Oliver and Lisa get the tank~

"...smart."

~takes this moment to tape out a roll of duct-take and do some early access open world crafting with two pieces of her equipment~

edited 6th Dec '17 9:52:57 PM by LeChuck4

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#59738: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:51:43 PM

Lisa: Uh... I'll handle driving, I guess.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59739: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:51:58 PM

Oliver: Alright!

-Wiggles his way into the gunner's seat-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#59740: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:52:23 PM

Zack: ...You know, there was a homeless man who said the same thing to me.

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#59741: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:52:52 PM

-Lisa gets in the driver's seat and, as they say in the military, tanks it up-

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#59742: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:53:17 PM

Dreamer: Well, if we're gonna go out.

-Drops her pants and moons the assembled evil floofs-

Imca (Veteran)
#59743: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:53:18 PM

-Olliver you make it into the gunners seat without issues-

-Bad news Bad news Olly which do you want first-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59744: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:53:33 PM

-The bad news-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#59745: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:55:20 PM

-There is no electronic targeting aids in this cramped gunners seat, only optical-

-And to make matters worse while you have great depression and elevation on the.... hand cranked gun-

-The you have less then 5 degrees of rotation-

-And the tank is currently pointed out at the lake-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59746: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:57:27 PM

-Oliver puts his head as close to the optical targeting unit as physics will allow-

Oliver: Hey, Lisa? Mind turning this thing around?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#59747: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:58:30 PM

Lisa: Right.

-she turns their death machine towards the bad floofs, hoping that her experience playing World of Tanks will come in handy here-

edited 6th Dec '17 9:59:02 PM by HilarityEnsues

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#59748: Dec 6th 2017 at 9:59:07 PM

Zack: ...Did you plan this out beforehand?

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Imca (Veteran)
#59749: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:01:07 PM

-The tank is turned around and pointed in the right direction, giving Oliver the perfect shot-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#59750: Dec 6th 2017 at 10:02:53 PM

Oliver: [FIRE IN THE HOLE!]

-Cranks the turret down, then pulls whatever counts for a trigger on this thing-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

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