-einar starts flipping through the channels until he lands on what looks like a live broadcast of a football game...only one of the hosts looks like a vampire and the other is an Ogre-
Jim: Alright folks if you're just turning in, welcome to what I have to declare as the bloodiest game I have ever laid my eyes on. Bob why don't you give them a refresher.
Bob: caaaaan do Jim. We've already had six fire bombs, seven severed limbs, one of the dwarf quarterback was squished flat by a bloodthirster showering the front row, a group of linebacker blood letters were accidentally blown into the stands with no reported survivors, aaaaand...wait hold on apparently the dwarfs just broke out the deffrolla. Let's go live.
-the camera switches to a scene of a dwarf riding what looks like a road roller with spikes on the front wheel, grinding a pack of bloodletters into mulch, showering the camera and front row with daemon juice.-
Bob: I love this game
Omar: You offer us a fair discount on this ship to us and tell us how to locate the materials needed for the "keys" to this ship and where to produce them, and we will not mention a word of this break-in to any other potential customers that come your way. I might actually give you a positive mention to them if your word is true and this ship is truly worth as much as miss Nova claims it is.
Asagi: Scoring points.
...At least, that's the stated goal.
...A lot of people come to it to punch people to death.
edited 14th Aug '16 3:13:26 PM by Raidouthe21st
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