-Eires, that ship clearly looks like it's been cut in two and welded back together. It's a lemon, and a rotten one at that-
Pete: Anyways, moving on... >.>; -keeps on leading the group through the lot, passing by a small star-shaped ship, a yellow gunship with a green cockpit, a huge battleship that looks like someone strapped guns and thrusters on an IJN ship, until...-
-They reach what may be the one good ship on the lot-
-Big enough to hold all of you, and while it is clearly aging it shows..... no...... obvious issues-
-Its not triggering any radiation warnngs, no split spine, just.... old-
Aura: no... I sleep on my tummy, the issue is more shedding. >.<
-Listens to the tv and pins her ears-
Wow...
edited 14th Aug '16 2:30:34 PM by Imca
Six: Never said anything.
edited 14th Aug '16 2:35:05 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."edited 14th Aug '16 2:41:17 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Eires @Six: "I'd not dream of it!"
Her tone switches from a light banter between comrades to a serious buyer looking for what she needs.
@Pete: "Don't hold out on us. Give us the rundown."
[forum cryptid: it/it's]

-The people on TV come across something strange...-
...unfortunately, North Korea has already claimed ownership of the owls, so the Humane Society will not be able to retrieve them.
In tech news, a major leak on Reddit about a new phone soon-to-be-released by a major software company has reached the front page within two hours of its posting and has been there for the past two days. The leak, posted by the user Pear_Juicer, refers to the phone as a "Pear SmartPhone VIII", in Roman numerals, to avoid legal reprisal from the "very powerful corporation" he had obtained details from. To preserve its integrity we will refer to the phone as it is referred to in the leak.
The leak itself is very critical of the phone's performance and capabilities - Pear is apparently setting up a "6G" network, and, according to Pear_Juicer, is "utilizing the ambiguity surrounding the 4G term to set up their own proprietary network in an attempt to drown out the competition". He is similarly negative about some of the other features he has announced, stating that its waterproof coating evaporates in temperatures above 25 degrees Celsius, and that its purported ability to "bend" - taking an internet joke about a previous generation of SmartPhone and making it functional - cannot be used to the extremes it will be advertised in, or it will be broken in half.
He has also stated that while Pear has managed to make the phone extremely thin - as thin as their line of ultralight netbooks - this has resulted in extremely short battery life and very low durability - "the screen cracks when it is dropped from any distance above two feet, even when it lands on its back in a case". He has also stated design engineers are being extremely overworked in an attempt to overcome its shortcomings - something he states is not physically possible.
The leak contains the announcement date of the phone on August 21st, coinciding with the prospective announcement date of the Apple iPhone 8. Apple's legal team has been unavailable for comment...
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edited 14th Aug '16 2:24:41 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."