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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55626: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:23:34 PM

Asagi: Ask away. smile

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55627: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:31:08 PM

(@Oliver)Baru: "Oh, alright, that might help if I forget something, good idea." grin

(@Asagi)Baru: "Okay then, please tell me, in order: Your full name, species, sex, gender, blood type, known allergies, known diseases and similar ailments that are currently affecting you, as well as whether you are regularly taking drugs or other stimulants and if yes, which exactly those are." smile

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#55628: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:38:25 PM

Lisa: Yup! This should be fun.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55629: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:38:31 PM

Asagi: Asagi Asagiri, I don't know anymore, girlfriend assures me female, usually put down female because I'd be severely confused otherwise, can't tell because it's now kind of blackish, used to be allergic to bullets, currently have a clean bill of physical health ever since the last bits of turbocancer sort of melted into me, and occasional self-medication with strong stimulants and alcohol to cope with the growing knowledge of living in a universe that is no longer just uncaring and is in fact unnaturally hostile and sadistic to sentient life and any form of kindness.

...Wait, do cookies count as medication or not?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#55630: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:38:54 PM

-Oliver plugs a USB stick free of viruses into the back of his head-

-and starts recording-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55631: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:39:29 PM

Baru: "Only if laced with hallucinogens or narcotics."

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55632: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:41:38 PM

Asagi: Oh, then yeah, I think that's all the information.

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55633: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:47:47 PM

Baru: ~writes this down~

"Alright. Next, I need a hair and a blood sample, if you don't mind."

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55634: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:48:25 PM

Asagi: Go ahead girl, take it all.

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55635: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:49:39 PM

Baru: "Alright." grin

~reaches out and attempts to pluck a single hair or three of out Asagi's scalp~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55636: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:53:26 PM

-The hair feels remarkably...tentacly when you pluck it out, considering it is literally moving. But pluck it out you do-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55637: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:56:43 PM

Baru: "Neat." surprised

~puts the hair into a small vial and seals it~

"Aaaas for the blood, do you want me to do it the quick and but slightly more painful way, or the slow but slightly less painful way?"

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55638: Nov 5th 2017 at 7:59:23 PM

Asagi: ...Uh...quick? >.>

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55639: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:00:19 PM

Baru: "Alright, hold out your hand~"

~draws a very sharp-looking knive and another vial~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55640: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:02:27 PM

-Asagi does so, sweating a little bit-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55641: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:09:00 PM

Baru: "Now please hold still while I..."

~takes the knife to Asagi's hand and makes a small cut in her palm, then collects a few drops of blood in three different vials~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55642: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:10:30 PM

Asagi: ...Huh. I thought for a second you were gonna like chop the whole thing off.

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55643: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:13:21 PM

Baru: "What? No! Ew!" >_<

~seals the vials and hands Asagi a small bottle with a thick, red liquid that smells like cherry~

"Here, drink this to close the wound, it's a minor healing potion."

edited 5th Nov '17 8:14:31 PM by LeChuck4

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55644: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:14:45 PM

Asagi: Huh. Thanks, Baru~

-Drinks-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55645: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:19:11 PM

Baru: ~takes Asagi's hand and closely watches the wound to see how quickly the potion takes effect~

~for reference, if Asagi was a normal humie it should take about 20 seconds,b but given that she's an Asagi...~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55646: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:20:07 PM

-Given her alien physiology, it takes a scant five seconds-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55647: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:22:58 PM

Baru: "Ohhh, interesting." surprised

~writes this down~

"Alright, that concludes the preliminary session. I should have something to start the first tests cooked up sometime tomorrow." smile

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55648: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:24:42 PM

Asagi: Sweet. grin

Also, if my hair somehow escapes, I wanna apologize in advance and hope it didn't break anything. >.>

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#55649: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:26:10 PM

Baru: "Thanks for the warning, I guess I'll lock it in the ooze box for now." >_>

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#55650: Nov 5th 2017 at 8:31:44 PM

Asagi: Good idea.

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