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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54626: Sep 30th 2017 at 11:27:55 AM

Shopping District - Boss

-And so, the "villains" descends down the stairs to an underground lair. They come to a strange room that looks like a cross between a mad scientist's workshop laboratory...and someone's personal room. Littered around the area in a haphazard manner are refuse, body parts of what you hope are the native creatures, and magazines of inane public figures that are probably dead and eaten by now. Plastered on the massive mishmash of computer monitors duct-taped together in the very back are pictures full of mathematical equations and advanced mechanical designs overlapping...well, let's not get into it for the sake of sanity-

-Looking at the monitors appears to be one of the humanoid robotic animal person guards...with some kind of brain in a jar in its lap-

-Neither of them acknowledge you, but given the security cameras staring at you, they know you're there. What do you do?-

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#54627: Sep 30th 2017 at 12:17:33 PM

Magilou:-grins and steps forward strikes a pose with her arms out-

Hello there ladies and gents! On this particularly gruesome day we've brought to you the thrills and chills of Magilou's Magnificent Menagerie!

We're offically inviting you to take a break from that boring old reseach and give a listen to something that'll REALLY grab your attention. You might just like what you hear.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#54628: Sep 30th 2017 at 12:25:10 PM

-Nadask waits, content to let somebody else handle talking for now-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54629: Sep 30th 2017 at 12:32:53 PM

Shopping District - Boss

>Dramatically announce your arrival

-The humanoid robotic guard person stops typing, and the chair slowly swivels around to face everyone. The brain in the jar, only given the advantage of a single eyeball prosthetic and a voice synthesizer, responds to Magilou-

???: [OOOOH! A level 77 beauty has come here almost unannounced! Very well then! I'm willing to at least LISTEN to what you have to say! Just please, make sure not to go on too long so my dearly beloved won't get too bored now.]

edited 30th Sep '17 12:33:09 PM by Raidouthe21st

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54630: Sep 30th 2017 at 12:36:55 PM

Hiteknoraak: ~brings the palm of his right hand to where his forehead is likely located, but stays back for now~

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#54631: Sep 30th 2017 at 12:39:21 PM

Jupiter: ...

-is stunned into silence by this unique individual-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#54632: Sep 30th 2017 at 12:42:54 PM

Nadask: A mind contained in a jar?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#54633: Sep 30th 2017 at 12:58:16 PM

Magilou:I thank you for the compliment.

-she seems genuine about that-

I'll be breif then. Me and my compatriots have heard about your many attempts to get through the barrier surrounding that strange tower.

Well my friend we're here to offer an alliance, should you accept you'll have a team of highly competent indivuduals on your side , with a WIDE range of talents! I'm sure you can see the value in that.

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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54634: Sep 30th 2017 at 1:06:46 PM

Shopping District - Boss

-You hear a lot of beeping going on before you get a response back-

???: [Hmmmmmmmmmmmm enticing an offer that may be, but how does even a flattering beauty like you intend to PROVE that you have the value you claim you do? Do you, perhaps, have something tangible to offer? A sponsor? Even a token representation of some conquered mob that shows you aren't merely giving lip service, hmmmm~?]

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#54635: Sep 30th 2017 at 1:18:38 PM

Magilou:If its a show your after Magilou's Magnigicent Menagerie shall provide!

-she turns to Hitenoraak-

My beautiful assistant shall perform one of his signature acts for you.

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54636: Sep 30th 2017 at 1:46:35 PM

Hiteknoraak: ~steps forward and takes a deep bow, whispering a barely audible "And what signature act do you have in mind, exactly?" at Magilou as he does so~

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#54637: Sep 30th 2017 at 1:51:53 PM

Magilou:-whispers back-

"I don't know use whatever spell you cast on that walkie talkie, or something like it."

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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#54638: Sep 30th 2017 at 1:51:58 PM

-Walker is just staring dumbfounded-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54639: Sep 30th 2017 at 2:09:09 PM

Hiteknoraak: ~chuckles a little when getting back up from his bow, very subtly waving his hand to cast a veiled Probe spell on the computer to gauge how easy/hard it would be to tamper with it~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54640: Sep 30th 2017 at 2:10:37 PM

Shopping District - Boss

-Tampering with that computer from this distance would be difficult, but possible-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54641: Sep 30th 2017 at 2:31:08 PM

(@Jar Brain)Hiteknoraak: "Now, before I can begin my performance properly, would you mind telling me who I have the honor of speaking to?"

~while he says this, he attempts to establish remote access to the computer while the brain's attention is diverted~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54642: Sep 30th 2017 at 2:35:36 PM

Shopping District - Boss

Jar Brain: [YOU may have the honor of calling this one Neklaf, magician's assistant!]

-Roll 4 d100s to measure your success, Hiteknoraak-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54643: Sep 30th 2017 at 2:44:35 PM

Hiteknoraak: ~rolls a 42, a 69, an 88 and a 96~

"Ahhh, Neklaf. What an intesting name indeed. Now, Neklaf, how familiar are you with card tricks?"

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54644: Sep 30th 2017 at 2:53:23 PM

Shopping District - Boss

-You find you have backdoor access now, Hiteknoraak-

Neklaf: [I would say FAIRLY familiar. Hard to do without hands, of course, but I know of them.]

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54645: Sep 30th 2017 at 3:05:38 PM

Hiteknoraak: ~goes straight for Neklaf's browser history while he continues talking to him~

"Ah, hmm, if that is the case, then I am sure you will greatly enjoy-..."

~taps his robes~

"...oh dear, I'm afraid I haven't brought a deck with me. Madame Magilou, do you perhaps...?"

edited 30th Sep '17 3:06:00 PM by LeChuck4

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#54646: Sep 30th 2017 at 3:07:22 PM

@Hiteknoraak Walker: "I have cards...What? I get bored."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54647: Sep 30th 2017 at 3:27:37 PM

Shopping District - Boss

-Roll a d71 to block against the sanity damage you might incur accessing that browser history. Some of that stuff is dirty, even for you-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54648: Sep 30th 2017 at 3:29:49 PM

Hiteknoraak: ~rolls a 38~

(@Walker)Hiteknoraak: "Well... as long as they are clean, sure. I wouldn't want our dear Mr. Neklaf think that the cards are marked somehow just because there's dirt and blood stains all over the backs."

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#54649: Sep 30th 2017 at 3:35:35 PM

Magilou:-flourishes her hand and is now holding a deck of playing cards out for Hitenknoraak-

-

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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54650: Sep 30th 2017 at 3:40:24 PM

-Hiteknoraak's sanity remains intact, for whatever that is worth-

-The brain in the jar continues to float in its preservation fluid as the two mages of differing strengths appear to perform setup-

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