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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54326: Sep 26th 2017 at 4:55:41 PM

Condo

-Well, from what your trained eye can see, Mr. Robed Guy, the corpses look fairly mangled. Someone took their time biting or ripping these people to shreds. The bodies themselves are at least still recognizable and have all their limbs attached...even if it seems some of them don't quite have their epidermis on them-

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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#54327: Sep 26th 2017 at 4:56:40 PM

-Walker checks the corpses for any loot and to see how fresh they are-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54328: Sep 26th 2017 at 4:58:12 PM

~the robed figure lets out a faint, metallic chuckle~

Robed Guy: "...oh, I can work with this for sure."

~he pulls several small, pointy rods from within his robes and sticks one into each of the corpses's chests~

RaveLordNito from a place without food Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
#54329: Sep 26th 2017 at 4:59:02 PM

-one of Vel'kozs smaller eyes shoots out of his head and up into the sky, does a twist, and pops back into the hole in his exoskeleton.- Elaborate of location of this "bus"?

「The nightmare of the revenge monkey begins」
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#54330: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:01:43 PM

Locke: "Hmph, no different from Boston then. I might need those corpses for later."

edited 26th Sep '17 5:10:17 PM by MrKirb

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54331: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:02:47 PM

Condo

-The corpses range from fresh to completely rotting and offer no resistance as the rods pierce their chests. And while your greed and lack of respect for the dead is commendable, Mr. Walker, there is nothing valuable or of worth on the corpses-

-Did you REALLY think that the bodies wouldn't have been picked clean of their valuables by now if they were being left hanging here to be used as decoration?-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#54332: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:05:52 PM

Wastelands

Argus: About two or three clicks that way.

-Points in the direction she just came from-


Condo

-Nadask looks at the "No Tresssssssspassssssersssss" sign-

-Then proceeds to walk past it-

-LIKE A MADMAN-

-Meanwhile, the thing from earlier approaches the condo group. And the condo-

-Slowly, it walks up to the corpse S-

edited 26th Sep '17 5:06:18 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54333: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:06:54 PM

~the Robed Person turns his head to Walker after he finishes inserting his rods~

(@Walker)Robed Guy: "You. Help me getting these down, will you?"

~starts cutting down the ropes/cables/whatever else was used to crucify these people~

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#54334: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:10:04 PM

@Robed Guy Walker: "If I can have a hunk of meat from the fresh ones, sure."

edited 26th Sep '17 5:10:43 PM by Nemtsol

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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54335: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:12:25 PM

Condo

-Holy shit Nadask what are you doing that's gonna get you killed-

-...No, wait, it just allows you to approach the front door. It's just a sign after all. Well, the front door is locked, but that's probably not a problem. Probably-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#54336: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:13:56 PM

Condo

Nadask: I have found the entrance! It would be wise to prepare.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54337: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:14:26 PM

Robed Guy: "Yeah sure, just leave the limbs intact."

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#54338: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:15:05 PM

-Koris walks up and immediately tries to kick in the front door-

Koris: Knock knock!

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#54339: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:17:25 PM

-As he helps take down the bodies - @Robed Guy Walker: "That's the best part! But fine." -He slices off flesh from different parts of the chest and head-

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RaveLordNito from a place without food Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
#54340: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:18:24 PM

-Vel'koz looks towards the direction indicated by Argus- I shall inquire the placement of this so called "bus", i require more data on this place. -vel'koz starts hovering towards towards the village-

「The nightmare of the revenge monkey begins」
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#54341: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:20:58 PM

Locke: *Rolled his eyes at Walker's raider-like behavior before going to Nadask and Koris as an extra gun hand.*

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54342: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:22:02 PM

Condo

-The door is slammed off its hinges by the hard kick from the freaking chaos space marine-

-Well, the door's open. Judging by the hissing sounds from inside the condo, you probably pissed someone off immensely by doing that-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#54343: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:25:43 PM

Condo

Nadask: Leave this place at once, or you will be destroyed! -Nadask squeezes the grip in his hand, and his energy sword crashes into life-

-Meanwhile, the thing takes one of the corpses-

-And bites a hefty chunk out of its chest-

-Before putting it down and enjoying its meal-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#54344: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:27:32 PM

Condo

-Koris just starts laughing and firing his autocannon into the condo at the sound of the hissing-

Koris: I have found the hydra's nest!

edited 26th Sep '17 5:27:40 PM by Bcom

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#54345: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:30:00 PM

Robed Guy: ~raises his hand again, and a surge of Necromantic Energy rushes through the corpses, bringing them back to life~

~the freshly-raised undead take a protective formation around the robed guy as he goes to join the other ones entering the building properly~

"So, ladies and gentlemen, shall we?"

edited 26th Sep '17 5:30:46 PM by LeChuck4

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#54346: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:31:49 PM

-Sticks a cigar in his mouth- Walker: "Weird..." -joins group-

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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#54347: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:32:45 PM

Locke: *Looking back at the group then at the hissing darkness.*

@Robed Guy "Always."

@hissing guy "Hmmm, your odds of beating us is pretty much impossible, I suggest you just walk away and leave. Save us the trouble."

edited 26th Sep '17 5:33:50 PM by MrKirb

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#54348: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:37:26 PM

Condo

-The autocannon drowns out the sound of the hissing. You hear a few higher-pitched hisses, and at least one body hitting the floor. You definitely left an incredible impression-

-...But much as confident wolves, you forget that poking a snake's nest and stabbing one snake causes the rest of them to rise up in return-

-You see what looks like a man with a skin problem and strange yellow eyes opening up the second floor window and grinning from ear to ear as he looks down at you...before he rips off a chunk of his face to reveal green scales underneath his cheek and a gap where his teeth should be-

Snakeman: FEEDING TIME

-And then...the snake creatures clad in human skin begin to practically burst out of the windows and leap down from the rooftops en masse-

CULT OF THE SNAKE

Followers of the Hissing Father, hollow be thy ecdysis

edited 26th Sep '17 5:41:13 PM by Raidouthe21st

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#54349: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:40:38 PM

Condo

-Nadask holds fast, preparing for a fight-

-Whereas the thing from earlier notices the snakes coming out of the windows-

-It proceeds to turn on its chainsaw arm with an incredible yank and charge towards the battlezone-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#54350: Sep 26th 2017 at 5:43:49 PM

-Pull out a lighter and lights his cigar- Walker: "Snakes? Been needing new boots." -Opens fire at the snakes-

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