Heliodor: (takes out some flowers) Anyone want to buy something?
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.Heliodor: (These are sunflowers) I guess I just default to that when I don't know what else to do.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.(@Roy) Hastur: Well, people on Earth know him as the Blind Idiot God Azathoth, and good news are that he did actually create the Multiverse with all of its iterations and parallel timelines. Bad news are that he's mad, incomprehensible and should be treated as some force of nature rather than any sapient entity. And he can destroy a galaxy by a sneeze, and then he will create even more.
(@Lisa) Hastur: Said multiverse's personification is actually my mom/dad, by the way. Their name is Yog-Sothoth, and they didn't do shit for me aside from siring me. All that time I've been cared for by my... uncle? Hard to put it, but he's a massive dick who sometimes looks like a fair-haired pretty boy with angelic wings. I guess from all that you can guess how much parental love did he provide.
Heliodor: Oh. OK. I tend to sell weapons generally, but of course I get teleported into a strange universe the second I try something new.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.Helidor: Well I have enough Homeworld credits to purchase stuff for resale. What do you got?
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.Heliodor: I really want to hear what you're going to say. It's the reason I was made after all.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.(@Heliodor) Hastur: Wow. So sarcasm isn't a foreign concept to you after all. ~genuinely surprised~
(@Lisa) Hastur: Nah, thanks, but you shouldn't be. I didn't see any of these relationship from a family tree point of view until manifesting among you people. We're not really humane, well... Though I have to note that Uncle Nya is the most humane of the bunch. But that comes with the title Crawling Chaos. Heck, he has razed cities along with incinerating all of their denizens because they failed to amuse him and show that they're evolving.
Roy: @Hastur "Uuuuuh, I think you got some parts wrong. Sure I believe he made the muliverse, all life and stuff but I heard he had a different fate. He fought the Ruin which I think you also knew, sealed the monster away, then he "vanished"....according to those history lessons."
@Omar "....Economics suck."
@Aura "Oh?"
@Helidor "Yeah, go with gold which I did recently."
"Fuckin' stock market crash...."
edited 11th Aug '16 10:40:55 PM by MrKirb
Heliodor: It's almost universally valuable even if it's not the rarest metal in existence.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.(@Roy) Hastur: Oh, I see. Then it looks more like the tale of Nodens and Ghroth in your folk's case. And it makes more sense since no civilization of sane people would revere Azathoth.
(@Lisa) Hastur: Well, it's a pity when the only one of us whose emotions are comprehensible to humans is a dark messiah who likes taking on unassuming guises, playing games with lives at stake on his whim and making people take on journeys that will end in nothing aside from them suffering.
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And he has practically invented the nuclear bomb, yes.

Heliodor: Where in space? There's a lot of space. From my perspective all of you are from space.
The Crystal Caverns A bird's gotta sing.