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Imca (Veteran)
#3476: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:39:46 PM

-It would be kinda hard on the horse, but thankfully it is a robot-

-You could PROBALY manage Elinar-


-As for you Asagi, such a task is rather easy given how ditracted they ar....-

-Ooof, out come the grappling hooks as a pair of them attempt to grapple onto the engine-

-And.... uhhhhhh-

-It is NOT pretty given that they just attmepted to grapple onto a boiler-

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#3477: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:40:05 PM

Roy: "Alright, the front then." *Focuses his gunslinging at front left of the train, he goes to pick of bandits in similar way to Six except with a wheelgun, center of mass as his bullseye of the game. Might as well emulate the Spartan.*

edited 7th Aug '16 3:41:43 PM by MrKirb

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#3478: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:43:13 PM

-option one is to wait for bandits to board the train and potentially damage it so they can be in his range-

-option two involves a space marine riding a robot horse while swinging a chainsword-

-clearly my selection is obvious-

-einar mounts onboard a horse then heads out to get within chopping distance-

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#3479: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:44:50 PM

Quartz: -dives down for cover, keeping the grappling hooks in his sight as he prepares arrows for whoever attempts to board the train-

Imca (Veteran)
#3480: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:45:20 PM

-Yea, for the next post or so you guys have full reign to describe your own outcome on these guys-

-There stupid ass unarmored mooks, they would fall like flies any way, so have some fun-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#3481: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:46:56 PM

-Omar gives an almost unnerving laugh as he fires shots from his rifle at the bandits. Given that they're mere criminals which he's had to deal with a lot, they're almost laughingly pathetic in his viewpoint as they go down one by one. He's even counting aloud how many he manages to shoot, like it's a game-


-Asagi meanwhile puts on a pair of headphones and hums to the action music playing in her ears as she catches up to the bandits from behind and either punts them off or clubs them with her pistol to pick them apart one by one-

edited 7th Aug '16 3:51:36 PM by Raidouthe21st

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#3482: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:47:00 PM

-Hothar realizes her only options of attack are her morningstar and an assortment of spells that she doesn't really have polished-

-So obviously she rides one of the robohorses into battle-

-Lisa takes a few more shots at the bandits-

-each one filing her target with some nice pellets as they're knocked off their steed-

-she's not making a sound, clearly seeing this as more of a job she has to complete than anything else-

edited 7th Aug '16 3:47:57 PM by HilarityEnsues

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#3483: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:50:05 PM

Quartz: -keeps on defending from his prone position right behind the locomotive, the impacts from the arrows hardly enough to instantly kill, but strong enough to make any climbers lose their grip and fall off-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#3484: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:50:16 PM

-With a grenade down-

-Six keeps firing at center-of-mass-

-The DMR barks four more times, and every time it does somebody clutches their gut, emits a Wilhelm scream, and falls off their horse-

-Naomi, in the meanwhile, flips over onto her back, takes aim with the proton carbine, and blasts a horse ride with a particle beam-

-She misses, only glancing the first rider's arm before the beam swings into another one of the horses... but the second horse catches fire, accelerates, and drives into the first-

-both exploding-

-What luck!-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#3485: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:54:18 PM

Turax: ~throws several fireballs and lightning bolts at the bandits, laughing with glee everytime one is hit~

Imca (Veteran)
#3486: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:54:57 PM

-With the amount of chaos going on, and the shere amount of them dieing, the bandits call out loudly in a fassion comparable to mad max-

Bandits: BRING OUT THE WAR WAGGON!

Bandits: WARWAGGON!

Bandits: WARWAGON!

-And they have devoled into chanting-

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#3487: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:55:38 PM

Turax: "Oh, the War Wagon?!" gringringrin

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#3488: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:56:26 PM

-Through the combined use of VATS and the Railway Rifle, Albert starts taking pot shots at the Horses, taking out the legs and therefor dropping the Bandits...While a pleasant "Toot-toot" is heard with every shot likely confusing the hell out of the bandits-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#3489: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:57:03 PM

Bandit 1: WAR WAG- BANG -EKH! -falls off of horse-

Bandit 2: WAR WAG- BANG -AGH! -falls onto horse-

Bandit 3: WAR WAG BANG -FUCK! -holds up his hand, which Six just put a bullet through, then uses his other to manually extend his damaged hand's middle finger at the Spartan- YOU FUCKIN' MISSED ME-

BANG

-The third bandit looks at the other hand that now has a nice hole in it-

-And screams, falling off of his horse-

Six: Damn. Took two to knock that one down.

edited 7th Aug '16 3:57:43 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#3490: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:57:51 PM

Quartz: Am not like sound of this!

Imca (Veteran)
#3491: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:58:36 PM

-Einar.... Asagi?-

-Roll preception, and if it is less then 10 roll reflex-

edited 7th Aug '16 4:00:39 PM by Imca

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#3492: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:58:40 PM

Omar: Hah! Nice shot!


Asagi: The heck is a war wagon? ._.

-She rolls...11-

-Although knowing her luck, she's gonna need to roll a reflex check very very soon-

edited 7th Aug '16 3:59:56 PM by Raidouthe21st

We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#3493: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:59:23 PM

"They've got a tank after all?"

Einar almost eagerly asks as he swings his eviscerator, cleaving another bandit and his steed in half.

-note: rolled a 16-

edited 7th Aug '16 4:02:15 PM by Bcom

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#3494: Aug 7th 2016 at 3:59:42 PM

Six: -takes his rifle's magazine out, inserting a fresh one and racking the bolt-

I aim to please.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#3495: Aug 7th 2016 at 4:00:54 PM

-I'm assuming Hathor needs a perception check, given that she's with Asagi and Einar-

-18-

-being tall helps-

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#3496: Aug 7th 2016 at 4:01:53 PM

-Reloads- Albert: "I can't think of a thing to say. Huh." -Toot-Toot-

Bandit #33: "Seriously, where the fuck is that noise coming fro-GAHH!"

Bandit #34: "BILLY, NO!"

-Albert barely gets an 11-

edited 7th Aug '16 4:02:30 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#3497: Aug 7th 2016 at 4:01:54 PM

-*From the leftside of the train, these bandits have no idea whan kind of heat the train's packin'. Each roar from Roy's Big Iron make red splotch on the bandits' chests, as the coldness of death and the sands consuming their bodies. Their horses now hovering bare. The Novakids racking up one shots-one kills.*

Bandit 1: "Shoot em, shoot dat sun-" *BLAM!*

Bandit 2: "Come on, bring out the War Wagon, now!"

-*Roy felt the wheelgun's hunger for more lead, obliging the engraved beast with a speedloader's worth.*

Bandit 2: "WE SHOULD DONE THAT SOONER!" *BLAM!*

Bandit 3: "No!!! He was my roommate!" *BLAMMED!*

Roy: "Wonder where guys go to in death....?"

-*BLAM! BLAM!*


-*Welcome to the Netherworld you water thievin' fuckers, put on those Prinny Suits!*

edited 7th Aug '16 4:08:34 PM by MrKirb

Imca (Veteran)
#3498: Aug 7th 2016 at 4:06:40 PM

-Asagi and Einar, due to your preception rolls you manage to notice the big ass hovering carriage, drawn by hover horses behind you-

-Sadly for Asagi, her luck means she does not notice it soon enough and needs to roll reflex to avoid being run over-

-As for every one else, you can finaly see the War Wagon among the chaos-

-Or at least you assume thats what this thing is, it is not exactly doing much at the moment-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#3499: Aug 7th 2016 at 4:07:57 PM

Six: -taps Omar's shoulder-

We've got a problem.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#3500: Aug 7th 2016 at 4:08:53 PM

Omar: What? These are no proble-

Ohhhhhhh. Now that is quite something...how armed do you think it is?


-Asagi rolls a...10-

Asagi: Oh sweet miyamoto, no! D:

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