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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#301: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:50:24 PM

Stables

Naomi: -to Roy- Yeah, but when it comes to locomotion, legs are highly inefficient. Treads or wheels are usually better.

Legs also have more moving parts, if one of them gets blown off you're knocked over instead of just stopped... need I go on?

edited 1st Aug '16 2:50:53 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
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#302: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:50:30 PM

Eires @B312: "I...think so? Mostly?"

She seems confused as she stands up, slowly finding her footing on the floor without her suit as she rises to her easily seven-foot-something height.

"Took a nasty fall and had to trek half a day here, just to get...healed?"

She checks her side, and while it still seems to be tender, judging by her reaction to touching it, she doesn't make any noise when she does. However, she stares at the spot with a look of serious concentration.

"Healed...apparently. how in the name of satkur..."

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Imca (Veteran)
#303: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:50:43 PM

-The robot takes off his hat and waves it at Naomi-

Robot: 50 credits a day for the standard modle, 100 credits a day for the delux modle

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#304: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:52:13 PM

End of the Line

B312, for once, found himself staring up at the woman in front of him - she was a good seven feet, but he amounted to only six. The only time he could previously remember staring up at someone was when he was with Jorge - the man was giant in nearly every sense of the word.

B312: "Well. Good thing you're up and running, trooper. You know how you got fixed?"


Stable

Naomi: ...there's a deluxe model? What's it got?

edited 1st Aug '16 2:56:46 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT.
#305: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:53:10 PM

Stables

-Auron stares blankly at the robot cowboy, then reaches into his pack and pulls out a gil.-

"How many...credits, is this worth?"

Be kind.
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#306: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:53:54 PM

Roy: @Naomi "Point there which is why I might consider getting myself a motorbike nowadays."

@Robot "Do you take Pixels?" *Shows the bot a golden cube thing.*

edited 1st Aug '16 2:55:44 PM by MrKirb

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#307: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:55:27 PM

Naomi: -to Roy- Smart move.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#308: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:56:51 PM

-There robot scans he gil with a red beam-

Robot: 50 credits

-it then slowly turns to Naomi-

The delux modle has turbo chargers.... rocket boosters.... a built in rocket launcher.... and decrotive unicorn styling

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#309: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:57:30 PM

Naomi: Whoa. :o

Give me like ten seconds to think.

-And so she does-

-Simultaneously, she reaches into a pocket in her backpack and withdraws what looks like a contemporary phone, flicking through a few screens-

edited 1st Aug '16 2:57:50 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#310: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:57:56 PM

Eires @B312: "The guy right over....did he leave already...?"

Eires looked over to where Auron was a second ago, awkwardly pointing to the spot where he was standing, at a loss for words as she pointed not to him but to the potion he had left behind. She ran her hand through dark, choppy hair that contrasted with pale skin as she spoke again.

"...apparently. He gave me one of those bottles and it did something to me, but I'm not going to complain. I don't totally feel like laying down and dying at the moment."

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#311: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:59:02 PM

Lisa: Hm... what the hell, I did just get paid the other day.

-forks over some approximation of 100 credits in USD-

Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#312: Aug 1st 2016 at 2:59:25 PM

Stables

Auron: "Fine."

-he looks at the others- "How long is it going to take to get there?"

Be kind.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#313: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:01:10 PM

End of the Line

B312: "...Huh."

The Spartan took another look around the saloon, before the golden visor returned to Eires. B312 still wore his full set of MJOLNIR; it looked less like a suit of heavy assault armor and more like a suit of light power armor. More "covert ops" than "siegebreaker."

B312: "Don't suppose you know where I am either, huh?"


Stables

Naomi: -to Auron- Not a clue for either place. I don't know how fast these go or how far the Exuberance - or our perp - is.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#314: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:02:25 PM

-The robot takes Lisa's money, and basicly shoves it in its face like it is eating it-

-Then prints a recipt out of its chest-

Robot: Thank you for your service

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#315: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:03:49 PM

End of the Line

Einar found himself standing outside the saloon, he had been on deathwatch missions to many worlds ranging from feral to civilized, and in most societies it was common for most social gatherings to take place at locations that sold alcohol of some kind. It was also in those locations that it was easiest to learn information, and because of this he decided to enter the saloon immediately looking over all of the patrons to see who might be willing to talk.

edited 1st Aug '16 3:04:08 PM by Bcom

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#316: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:04:30 PM

Stables

After a few seconds of fiddling with her phone, Naomi held it out to the robot. She'd opened a payment app - she had a fair bit of money, and 50 creds for a horse rental wasn't too bad.

Naomi: Fat chance this is gonna work, robofriend, but... -hits Transmit-

edited 1st Aug '16 3:04:37 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#317: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:05:34 PM

-The robot friends antena lights up when she hits transmit-

-And it prints another recipt out of its chest-

Robot: Thank you for your service

TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#318: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:05:42 PM

(@Nova) Hastur: ~observes people crowding near the robot~ I wonder what's his life is like. Humans doubt that robots can think, but well, guess after some time they can start feeling something, right? ~looks at Minerva~ Are you and your shantak ready to depart now?

edited 1st Aug '16 3:06:06 PM by TheRiddleOfCards

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#319: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:06:23 PM

Roy: *Remembers of how low the value of pixel has really dropped due to a recent stock market crash back home. He sighs then unpockets a shit-ton of pixel to the robit to take.*

"This should be enough."

edited 1st Aug '16 3:07:29 PM by MrKirb

Chilifro EXCELLENT. TRULY, EXCELLENT. from NY, NY Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
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#320: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:06:55 PM

Stables

Auron: "...Then I'll plan ahead."

-He removes ten gil from his pack.- "Should be enough for five days. If that's not enough, then we've probably failed."

-He slowly extends the small pile of gil towards the robot.-

Be kind.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#321: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:07:05 PM

Stables

Naomi: Nice!

The spacewoman sauntered over and tore the receipt from the robot's chest, before heading over to her designated robohorse.


End of the Line

B312 turned to face their newest, heaviest arrival.

He seemed more like a tank than a man, clad in truly massive armor that made him tower above even Hunters. And to Einar, B312 seemed... strange. Human, surely, but the armor he wore was nothing like any Imperial pattern gear ever issued.

Point of fact... the man's left breast held a signet, stenciled in black over the green paint. A signet that was most definitely not part of the Imperium of Man.

edited 1st Aug '16 3:09:42 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#322: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:07:26 PM

Eires sighed as she frowned at B312.

Eires @B312: "Sorry, I can't say I do. Last thing I was doing was putting down illegal Tensen Tech activity on some rock 20 jumps out from the main fleet. Only thing that saved me from eating hard vacuum is this hunk of junk right here."

She affectionately knocked on the armour behind her, a terrible affair that looked like it would blow through a tank just as easily as a man, twitching as she realized her knuckles weren't in fantastic condition as she thought before jumping slightly to attention at the sight of the massive armoured man behind her own suit.

edited 1st Aug '16 3:09:29 PM by ImmortalFaust

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Imca (Veteran)
#323: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:07:58 PM

Nova: I am ready when they are.

-Welp once agian Kirb, the robots MO does not change-

-It eats the money, and prints a recipt-

Robot: Thank you for your service

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#324: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:10:01 PM

Roy: "Your welcome." *Takes receipt goes to mount on the standard robo-horse.*

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#325: Aug 1st 2016 at 3:10:43 PM

Stables

B312 appraised the suit of armor before him. It looked more like a small robot suit. Like a Cyclops exoskeleton, or the one HRUNTING/Yggdrasil Mk. I prototype he'd seen a glance of a while back.

B312: -to Eires- Damn. Looks like it's got considerable firepower.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

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