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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51601: Aug 29th 2017 at 5:40:19 PM

-"AWAITING INPUT" disappears from the screen-

-From massive speakers, the same voice you heard booms into the room-

???: Greetings.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
Imca (Veteran)
#51603: Aug 29th 2017 at 5:45:42 PM

-Suzu gets to work on reseting the robots so that they reconize the group as there owners-

-Specifically owner access rather then just whatever they have now-

-The ability to transfer access-

-Aaaaand a back door while she is at it for good mesure-

-Well if there is a keyboard-

-If not she just stares at where the voice is-

edited 29th Aug '17 5:46:09 PM by Imca

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#51604: Aug 29th 2017 at 5:46:55 PM

-Rostam thinks, then clears throat and speaks into mike-

Rostam: Acknowledge position and loyalty. Now.

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#51605: Aug 29th 2017 at 5:46:55 PM

-Lisa rejoins the others-

Lisa: Who said that?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51606: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:05:14 PM

-Well, Suzu, you aren't going to be able to do literally everything you just said in the span of five seconds, but all of this is possible in theory-

-You can see that the group has "Emergency Citizen" level access, as the IFF codes they are currently transmitting seem to indicate they are real people-

-You can also see that for some reason, literally everything else that isn't the robots or the group is explicitly under a kill-on-sight order-

???: I am the frontend primary artificial intelligence for the Primary Planetary Defense Network. You may refer to me as "Wōden".

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#51607: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:09:31 PM

Rostam: What is your current main objective, "Woden"?

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Imca (Veteran)
#51608: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:13:56 PM

Suzu: Sudo, change user-group, admin.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51609: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:19:41 PM

Wōden: -to Rostam- My primary objective is safeguarding the citizenry of our world against the Threat Entity.

-to Suzu- Your Emergency Citizen clearance allows you to perform this task, as no other admin-level users have reported in in the last NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE.

I must stress that upon changing your access level, you will become responsible for the operation and maintenance of the Planetary Defense Network. This is the greatest duty an individual can hold in recorded history. You will be culpable for the mistakes you make in parameter definition and response prioritization. Even before punitive actions, those mistakes could potentially cause the deaths of untold billions.

Do you accept this level of responsibility?

edited 29th Aug '17 6:23:49 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#51610: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:20:50 PM

Lovisia: "Define Threat Entity."

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#51611: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:26:19 PM

Ao:You do realize your soldiers have been killing everything that isn't them right?

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51613: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:33:00 PM

Wōden: -to Lovisia- The Threat Entity is an extremely anomalous and unknown entity that was detected NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE.

Observations utilizing space telescopes showed that it was capable of consuming matter, and that it was headed towards us. The Planetary Defense Network was constructed to combat it.

-to Ao- Correct. Current rules of engagement define all entities without proper citizen identification to be manifestations of the Threat Entity. The Threat Entity is presumed to be inimical, so immediate termination of all Threat Entity manifestations is necessary to safeguard life as we know it.

-to Suzu- Understood. You now have administrator-level privilege.

Make your decisions carefully.

edited 29th Aug '17 6:33:45 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#51614: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:41:27 PM

Ao:For something made of numbers, you're not very smart.

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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#51615: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:42:28 PM

Rostam: Please stop antagonizing the thing that currently could order countless minions to slaughter us.

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51616: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:44:58 PM

Wōden: -to Ao- It is objective fact that I am several thousand times smarter than a human. This does not mean that I am infallible. I must follow the operational rules imposed onto me by my administrators, who are human - and who can make mistakes.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#51617: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:45:33 PM

Suzu: Open port 4231, protect it with password 72C0#5594

Remove admin access from port.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51618: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:46:32 PM

Wōden: -to Suzu- Operation complete.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#51619: Aug 29th 2017 at 6:55:34 PM

(@Woden)Lovisia: "Can tell why there so many empty piles of clothings in streets and everywhere?"

(@Suzu)Lovisia: "What did do?"

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#51620: Aug 29th 2017 at 7:00:11 PM

Ao:I have been trapped on this cesspit for weeks now and I am standing infront of the thing that has continually made things hard on me.

And now its shifting the blame, cuz it couldn't think of anything to do but keep shooting things.

edited 29th Aug '17 7:03:31 PM by Azure

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51621: Aug 29th 2017 at 7:03:38 PM

Wōden: -to Lovisia- I do not know of what you speak. There are empty clothes in vehicles?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#51622: Aug 29th 2017 at 7:15:18 PM

Lovisia: "Never of minding." >_>

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#51623: Aug 29th 2017 at 7:15:50 PM

Rostam: You talk like you're being specifically persecuted when this thing has apparently been doing this to everyone, black furred one. If you want to yell at it, go ahead, but I'm telling you that you are just wasting your time.

Especially since the white fuzzed one has it under her spell...somehow.

edited 29th Aug '17 7:16:09 PM by Raidouthe21st

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#51624: Aug 29th 2017 at 7:19:35 PM

-Ges...ges is at the back of the room, laughing his ass off, of course no one can here his laughter-

-instead they probably hear him just bashing his head against a wall out of a sense of insanity-

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#51625: Aug 29th 2017 at 7:24:48 PM

Ao:I know I'm wasting my breath.

But it makes me feel better, so....

Speaking of. "Woden" did you, in your thousand-fold intelligence never once attempt to peak outside of this room to even check if you were doing your job right?

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