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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51327: Aug 27th 2017 at 6:41:42 PM

-The mech...-

-speaks?-

Mech: Warning: Unidentified entites detected. Commencing identification scan.

-The mech emits a blue laser wave that sweeps over everyone present-

-Naturally, being an ID scan, it deals zero damage-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#51328: Aug 27th 2017 at 6:43:52 PM

-Rostam looks very confused and unsure what to make of this-

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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#51329: Aug 27th 2017 at 6:46:17 PM

Longram: "Whatever this is, let's make it quick."

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51330: Aug 27th 2017 at 6:59:56 PM

Mech: Scan... inconclusive.

Consulting current rules of engagement.

According to current rules of engagement, revision fifty-two point six, all entities without proper identification are to be treated as inimical and to be destroyed immediately.

-The mech emits a sound that can only be described as the demented lovechild of a gun cocking and hydraulics pumping-

-There are no doubts at this point. Whatever this is, it wants you dead-

Mech: Engaging neutralization protocols.

edited 27th Aug '17 7:03:50 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#51331: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:15:35 PM

Rostam: ...

-He throws a rock out of spite before drawing his sword and looking ready to charge. Or run. One of the two-

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#51332: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:22:51 PM

-Ges fires his beam cannon at the mech, though it is weaker than it would be if he was fully functional-

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#51333: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:26:23 PM

Longram: *Fires a holoshot at one missile launcher.*

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#51334: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:28:28 PM

-Lisa fires her shotgun at the robit-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51335: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:33:05 PM

-Rostam's rock hits what looks like glass on the vehicle's "nose", causing a crack-

-Gespenst's beam gun smacks into the mech's center of mass. While it doesn't seem to have much effect on the machine itself, when Ges stops firing he notices that the armor where the beam hit is white hot and smoking-

-Longram's shot is true, and his holoround slams into the missile launcher, but the mech's armor is quite thick, and while the shot leaves holographic pixels burning off of the machine, the armor has absorbed the blow... at least, for now-

-Finally, Lisa's shotgun smacks into the mech. While it doesn't seem to deal appreciable damage yet, the pellets find purchase in the armor of the beast, punching tiny holes in its center of mass-

-As the rain begins to intensify, the mech starts moving. Its torso orients to face Gespenst, its left arm emitting a high-pitched whine as its top lens grows red and the bottom grows green-

Mech: Testing efficiency of directed-energy weapons systems.

edited 27th Aug '17 7:33:51 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#51336: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:33:59 PM

-Shogan-chan digs in, and unloads 37mm APCR rounds from its rotary launcher as fast as it can-

-Sniper-chan uses this time, to begin a scan of its own-

-Looking for structural weaknesses-

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#51337: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:41:12 PM

Longram: "Hey!"

-*Fires another holoshot but at left arm, he hopes it would get the bot's full attention from Ges but at good ol' Andy.*

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#51338: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:41:18 PM

-Rostam, seeing Gespenst being aimed at, decides to rush in and slash at it to buy the robot man a temporary reprieve due to how honorable the metal man has been-

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#51339: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:52:33 PM

-Ges would move, but at this point he's pretty much hosed, his body is too messed up for rapid evasion and he's pretty sure he'd still be an easy target if he moved at a snails pace to dodge-

-so he starts charging up another beam while remaining stationary-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51340: Aug 27th 2017 at 7:56:06 PM

-SHOGUN-CHAN starts hitting the mech with APCR ammunition. Armor penetration is minimal - while this machine's armor may have weakened over the years, it is still strong enough to resist the mech's outdated choice of armor-piercing ammunition. Nevertheless, while it doesn't seem to be taking component damage yet, the salvo starts carving scores out of its center of mass-

-SNIPER-CHAN finds the mech has a few weak points. The most obvious is that this is a mech; barring some sort of unforeseen last-ditch defensive system, blowing off its legs should cripple it and render it entirely ineffective. Not only that, but two of its weapons are mounted on arms. Blowing the arms off will naturally sever its link with its weapons, and could even allow others in the field to turn them against its owner-

-LONGRAM's shot smacks into the mech's left arm, again burning into the armor on this war machine. While you've carved a chunk of its protection away, and flakes of metal shave off of the laser gun arm as holofires burn at it, you haven't made it switch attention away from Ges-

-ROSTAM finds that he can actually embed his katana into the machine's leg. No vital components hit yet, but despite somehow being able to withstand mid-caliber autocannon ammunition, a katana can slice through this machine's armor-

-The mech proceeds to fire two lasers at Gespenst. One of them is a red stream laser, and the other is a green "strobe" laser that switches on and off repeatedly. Given how hard he's already been banged up, how hard this hits is entirely up to his player-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#51341: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:01:54 PM

-Sniper-chan not wanting to risk the armor of a much stronger opponent, goes for an arm shot, pulling its aim as closes as posible to the weapons feed mechinisim-

-Shogun-chan goes to begin the process of refilling the rotary drum, but seeing the laser-strike commencing on Ges stops, it throws the launcher to the ground, sheds its amunition storage, and brandishes its Nodachi before rapidly closing the distance-

-Its owner seeming to hope it takes some of the heat off the beat up mech-

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#51342: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:05:18 PM

-Ges does something that would probably come off as insane to anyone else, ripping off his damaged arm and throwing it into the path of the laser to temporarily shield himself before firing his beam cannon at the machine yet again, aiming for the exact same point he did last time-

-then he's blasted by the laser and is promptly sent sliding backwards across the ground-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#51343: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:06:08 PM

-Rostam looks a bit amazed at seeing it slicing through the armor for a moment, but does not stop hacking away at the leg with the fervor of a demon-

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#51344: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:06:50 PM

-Lisa attempts a quick slash at the robo man while it's distracted fighting the others-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#51345: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:13:11 PM

-SNIPER-CHAN, you're going to find that incredibly difficult, as there is no obvious feed mechanism. This kinetic weapon's feed mechanism is entirely self-contained. Nevertheless, you fire a shot with a best guess, and it leaves a nice hole in the gun-

-SHOGUN-CHAN, naturally, begins closing in on the mech with nodachi raised-

-GESPENST's self-sacrifical tactic prevents him from being destroyed as the neutron beam this time carves a hole in the mech's armor entirely and starts punching through something. There is now a gaping hole in the side of the mech's "nose", and judging by the sort of magic smoke leaking out, the last few milliseconds of that neutron beam seem to have hit something important contained within...-

-ROSTAM keeps on hackin', while LISA slashes with her own katana. Between them the two are able to breach the armor and manage to deal light damage to the right leg's internals-

-The mech backs up to avoid being further impacted by Rostam and Lisa, before emitting the same hydraulic bolt-racking noise as it aims... directly for Sniper-chan's nest. That shot might have caused a bit of damage to its arm, but you've yet to see if the gun is disabled-

Mech: War-wa-aw-awr-arning. Electronieclntricoentic damage sustained sustained sustained. Calling sustained f-f-f-f-f-for reinforcemenreinfreinfocements.

Reinforcements - Warning: Call faifailfailfailed. Malware affefefefefecting systems. Systems. Systems. Systems. Patching with cybbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbberwarfare routines. Countersnisnisnisnisniping.

edited 27th Aug '17 8:13:32 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#51346: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:17:14 PM

-Sniper-chan just remains firm in its nest, which consists of an overturned table, with just the barrel of its gun, and its frontal armor plate exposed-

-As it fires a second round-

-Shogun-chan for its part makes a low blow-

-Like a really low blow-

-An attempt at a leg sweep while it goes to flank-

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#51347: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:17:42 PM

Longram: *Seeing a good opportunity to attack hard. he swaps his holorifle for a thermite charge. Doing a running start first, performing a boosted thruster jump, then going for a hefty slam dunk into that gaping hole.*

edited 27th Aug '17 8:23:12 PM by MrKirb

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#51348: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:21:56 PM

-ges for his part is just down for the count for now-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#51349: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:23:31 PM

-Rostam raises his sword again...but then seeing Longram start running head first, he only has room to let out a very confused "What are you doi-" before he sees the man rocket forthward and thundering like a rabid rhino, leaving him to scream "BY THE SPIRITS!" in shock and making Rostam leap out of the way to avoid being wrecked by the human bullet screeching past him-

edited 27th Aug '17 8:31:23 PM by Raidouthe21st

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#51350: Aug 27th 2017 at 8:28:45 PM

Ao:-looks up and notices-

-something that requires effort-

Shit.

-her eyes change from yellow to blue, and she conjures several fireballs around her which she throws at one of the missle launchers-

-but if they hit, rather than explode they kinda stick to it, and they are H O T, like forge hot-

edited 27th Aug '17 8:29:08 PM by Azure

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