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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#50326: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:38:20 PM

-Lovisia's railgun shot punches right through one of the rear tires of the truck, causing a traction loss just seconds before Suzu smashes it with a cab that weighs twice as much as it does-

-The vehicle careens to the side, instinctively turning a hard right to try and ram Suzu's truck again. Unfortunately, at the angle and speed it's travelling at, this causes it to flip over; the truck rolls, the robosoldiers inside it smashing against pavement, before it breaks through the guardrails and flies off the highway-

-Meanwhile, Ironscales tears apart the robosoldiers in the back of the second truck as Gespenst finds that this truck is... surprisingly resistant to the plasma cutter. He's going to have to work to get it in, and as soon as it notices that Gespenst is trying to kill its engine it veers hard right directly into the trailer-

edited 19th Aug '17 4:38:44 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#50327: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:39:58 PM

Ironscales: Oi! Don't kill the engine, will ya?! -tries to tear off the roof of the cabin-

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#50328: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:40:22 PM

Lovisia: "AHAHAHAHA YES! EAT THIS DIRTING, BRAINLESS CANS OF TIN!" evil grin

Imca (Veteran)
#50329: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:41:27 PM

Suzu: You dont know that there brainless, just not smart. D:

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#50330: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:41:41 PM

-ges is actually extremely happy that he's found something to give him a challenge, gripping onto the side of the trailer to stabilize himself aaaand doesn't seem to have heard iron scales as he throws himself at the truck and tries to plunge his plasma cutter through the wind shield-

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#50331: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:45:43 PM

-Albert is aiming and firing at the tires with his Assault rifle, getting a 9-

edited 19th Aug '17 4:46:13 PM by Nemtsol

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#50332: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:45:58 PM

Lovisia: "...oh yes, are right!" surprised

"EAT THIS DIRTING, NOT SMART CANS OF TIN!" evil grin

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#50333: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:47:31 PM

-Gespenst and Ironscales, working as a team, manage to breach the cabin entirely, by tearing the roof off and destroying the windshield-

-They find human clothes in the driver's seat, and a vehicle that seems to be piloting itself, which begins accelerating to reach the cab, not even caring about the shots Albert is missing with his rifle-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#50334: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:49:54 PM

Ironscales: You shitting me? -tries to get in driver seat and take control of the vehicle-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#50335: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:51:24 PM

-Ironscales, that cabin was built for people. You have to bend hunched over in the back seat, but you're able to grip the wheel-

-What do you do?-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#50336: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:52:46 PM

-ges considers stabbing the dashboard next but onstead opts for using his boosters as a counter force to try and slow the truck down so it stops bashing the trailer-

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#50337: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:53:53 PM

Ironscales: -kicks the driver seat out of the way to be able to reach the pedals from the backseat, trying to steer the vehicle away from "trying to crash into the truck", all while trying to disable whatever autopilot was in control so far-

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#50338: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:54:07 PM

Albert: "Aw come on..." -Keeps firing, and gets a 18-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#50339: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:55:40 PM

-Well, your clumsy fingers prevent you from disabling the autopilot, but between your strength on the wheel and Gespenst's thrusters the two of you get the truck securely under control-

-It's going to fight you every step of the way, but you have it oh shit Albert just blew out one of the front tires and it just veered into the cab-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#50340: Aug 19th 2017 at 4:58:22 PM

Ironscales: Oh, you fucking co-

-tries countersteering and reducing speed-

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#50341: Aug 19th 2017 at 5:00:49 PM

-ges assists ironscales in that department of trying to get the truck to stay away from the cab-

-though with the force he's exerting he might just flip it-

edited 19th Aug '17 5:01:14 PM by Bcom

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#50342: Aug 19th 2017 at 5:05:22 PM

Ao:Ugh....okay getting tired of these guys.

Keep driving Suzu.

-Ao places a hand on the dashboard and concentrates for a moment, looking like she's putting quite a bit of effort into it something, as the truck their in momentarily catches fire-

-which dissipates quickly to reveal several spikes a plates on the front and side, ala mad max-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#50343: Aug 19th 2017 at 5:05:24 PM

-This truck is incredibly heavy. Far heavier than either of you anticipated. You manage to get the thing back onto its correct course, though now you have to REALLY fight to keep it under control, Ironscales-

-Thanks to Albert it is now always naturally listing towards the cab-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#50344: Aug 19th 2017 at 5:06:59 PM

Albert: "That did not go as planned...Can I take out the engine?" -Aims for and shoots the hoot of the vehicle with a 19-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Imca (Veteran)
#50345: Aug 19th 2017 at 5:08:41 PM

Suzu: How did you.....

Nevermind.

Lousia?! Distance?

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#50346: Aug 19th 2017 at 5:09:49 PM

Lovisia: ~takes a moment to realize that Suzu meant her, but then immediately checks the map~

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#50347: Aug 19th 2017 at 5:10:34 PM

Ironscales: I'm driving this thing, you fuck, watch your fire!

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#50348: Aug 19th 2017 at 5:10:43 PM

-Well, Lovisia, you're only about ten kilometres out-

-Albert's rifle rounds start to get purchase in the metal of the hood, but it's going to take a lot of ammo to punch through the armor... and given your friends are on the vehicle, maybe not a smart idea-

-Meanwhile, Suzu and Ironscales, both of you roll Perception for me-

edited 19th Aug '17 5:11:08 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#50349: Aug 19th 2017 at 5:11:11 PM

Lovisia: "Are almost there, about ten kilometerings!"

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012

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