- Albert , your bullet strikes true in center mass. It's not an immediate kill, but you've definitely damaged the machinegunner, and one of the robosoldiers gets up and fires a burst at you to try and make you not do that any more. Can't you think of the health of the guy trying to kill you?-
-The other soldier looks at you, Ironscales. He then shrugs. A noncommittal shrug while he tries to keep his friend from dying counts as permission to loot, right?-
-Quartz, your dagger falls right into the robosoldier's back, and 50,000 volts yet again keep your six checked as the robosoldier fizzles, sparks, and pops, burned out. One of the soldiers turns back and starts shooting you, but fortunately now you have an (in)human shield to keep yourself safe with-
-Ao, it takes a few seconds to memorize what the controls are, and a few seconds longer to figure out how to turn it on, but it does look like the excavator is operational. It was likely abandoned because the civilian crew didn't want to get shot, the pussies-
-Lovisia, you move directly past the base and approach Rocks 2. There are still two robosoldiers left, and one of them is distracted shooting at his dead friend for some reason. Probably because they're dumbasses, if you remember anything about the last encounter-
-Gespenst, you fly past the base and are about where Lovisia is. The soldiers Quartz and Lovisia are fighting ignore you as you head up towards the ridgeline and the soldiers there. The machinegunner starts desperately trying to shoot at you, as do three of the remaining regular soldiers-
-CURRENT ENEMY STATUS:-
-Two robosoldiers are still alive near Quartz and Lovisia-
-Up on the ridgeline, one machinegunner and six robosoldiers are still working-
edited 16th Aug '17 1:09:02 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-A quick look around from the katanamancer shows that the scary pretty demon woman has herself handled, along with the giant silent metal man and that strange...lizard man. Man, the people he knows are really strange-
-Nodding to himself, he lets them do their business and moves out of the base along the rocks to get himself close to the ridge line-
edited 16th Aug '17 1:17:03 PM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-Gespenst nails his throw, bullseyeing the robot right in the torso and finishing off what Albert started. Now five of the six soldiers are shooting at you (besides the one firing at Albert), but fortunately the bullets don't deal that much damage per hit, so you've got a bit of time to shred these guys apart before you have to start worrying about some serious hurt-
-Ironscales, please roll Knowledge (Weapons) for me-
-Quartz, you manage to do it, and the robot's magazine drops to the ground. What do you do now? Meanwhile, Lovisia tackles the other robot, briefly stunning it and leaving it open for whatever grisly fate she has in store for it-
-Ao, you hurl it at the one robot that's shooting Quartz - the only one left in range. The tomahawk smacks it in the back of the head and splits its head apart, and the robot falls over. With that, everyone in Rocks 2 that could pose a threat is either dead or soon to be dead-
- Albert , you successfully put a bullet into the machinegunner's destroyed body. Congratulations on the gratuitous overkill. Meanwhile, that one robosoldier that's been firing at you is still firing at you-
-Rostam, you start closing in on the ridgeline Gespenst is on top of as the rest of the soldiers converge on their wounded friend-
-The only six enemies left are on the ridgeline-
edited 16th Aug '17 1:20:26 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-Rostam, seeing how close that wounded guy is to dying, does something expected more from a cartoon character than a warrior with discipline. He climbs onto one of the rocks and leaps on top of them, then jumps off to downward slash at one of the six robots-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-Damn, and Lovisia is going for the Chelaxian Crusher! AND SHE LANDS IT! Holy shit, folks! That poor robot's head just split apart! If he doesn't tap out now, let me tell you, this announcer is going to be very surprised!-
-Well, Ironscales, this looks like some sort of coilgun. It's really, really big, but fortunately you're really, really big too, so you can probably handle this appreciably well-
-Quartz, you yank the now-dead robot's gun away from its hand, but Ao already killed the shit out of it, so impaling it is just unnecessary-
-I mean, I'm not gonna stop you, like, man, if that's what really gets you going, if it's your reason to live, then you do you, man. Just saying, it's a little on the nose, y'know?-
-Bad news, Gespenst. It seems like these robot soldiers are too stupid to understand that you mean business and that you'll kill them all if they don't run, because the only reason they stop shooting is to momentarily pause to reload their weapons-
-Then Rostam cuts one of them in half, and two of them aim at the katanamancer while the other three raise weapons at you. One of them doesn't get to shoot, though, because the second it raises its gun Alberts takes its head off. Shooting people is wrong, kids. Don't do it, or you'll get shot-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-Big finish time-
-Rostam ends up kicking one of the robots away while he draws his sword, right into the path of Gespenst's plasma cutter as he slices them away-
-The last robot in the valley is killed by another precision rifle shot from Albert, as Ironscales fires the very big gun. It emits a deafening crack as it fires at the machinegunner that Gespenst already killed. With a plasma sword through it and a bullet already in its gut it comes apart as the coilgun round shoots right through it and blows it apart-
-Gespenst's plasma cutter is undamaged, sticking into the ground-
-The warzone falls silent-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Ironscales: Fear thee the fuck not, support has arrived!
Mind if I borrow the big gun?
Quartz: -summons a dagger in his hand to stab a robot from behind, trying to fry it with electricity once more before pulling it towards him to use as a not-quite-human-shield-