-Well, Lovisia, despite the massive amount of firepower thrown at the robosoldiers, their rifles and ammunition are surprisingly intact. Nothing too special, but there's enough weapons and ammo here to kick off a lucrative career as an arms dealer if you play your cards right-
-The turret gunner, in the meanwhile, leans out of the rover's window-
Rover Gunner: Eh, just crush it! Not like you can interrogate it, right?
-Well, Quartz, it doesn't look that damaged, but it is smoking. A lot.-
edited 14th Aug '17 7:03:42 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-Well, Longram, half its chest is missing. The pixelfire is now just a dull blue glow on the soldier's exposed electronics and wiring. Other than that, though, your shot was clean, and the soldier is otherwise unmolested-
-Pretty dead, though-
Turret Gunner: -to Ironscales- Not really, no! From what we can tell, they aren't smart the same way we are! Tactically smart, maybe, but they're just really complicated drones!
-to Quartz- Yeah, don't worry, we'll get some guys out here! There's enough intact ones for us to take apart. Mostly just for spare parts.
-The driver proceeds to lean out of the vehicle. The J-pop is still playing, by the by-
Rover Driver: -to Turret Gunner- Turn off that frigging weeb shit already!
Turret Gunner: -to Rover Driver- You know you can't make me! Do you want me to play Snow Halation again for five hours like I did the last time you tried to dictate the playlist of the guy that keeps you alive?
edited 14th Aug '17 7:06:47 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-With the sole exception of the gun Longram is ogling (and the two guns and weird ammo Albert pilfers for himself), Lovisia, you get about seven or eight assault rifles into your bag. In a pinch you could probably use these to shoot people, too-
-Well, Longram, it's nothing special.
Design's a bit funky, but it looks pretty barebones. A standard issue rifle, through and through.-
-As Ironscales fulfills his mandate as a consumer to discontinue use of all recalled products, the rover turns around and speeds off, J-pop Eurobeat softly echoing in the distance. You've still got a lot of ground to cover before you arrive at your destination... but fortunately, nothing's forcing you to go forwards but yourselves.-
edited 14th Aug '17 7:14:32 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-Well, Lovisia, there's a lot of forest to go through yet. But so far as forests go, it's really pretty... once you've moved on far enough to get the smell of burning electronics out of your nose-
-Whoever made the map to Some Assembly Required was pretty damn smart, because there's a lot of landmarks along your path that you can compare your progress to. If anyone asks, you can definitely say with confidence that you're on the right course-
-A few animals that look vaguely like unicorn deer stare at you for a few moments and then dart off into the forest as the chirps and cries of various xenoanimals fill this forest that somehow also conspicuously has very, very Earth-like trees-
-Probably best not to think about it, Morty-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Rostam: That's all? It was almost disappointingly easy. Still...
-He sheathes his sword-
It's at least a decent warmup.
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