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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#49476: Aug 14th 2017 at 6:58:34 PM

Rostam: That's all? It was almost disappointingly easy. Still...

-He sheathes his sword-

It's at least a decent warmup.

We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#49477: Aug 14th 2017 at 6:58:44 PM

Longram: "Quite."

edited 14th Aug '17 7:01:30 PM by MrKirb

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#49478: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:00:08 PM

Lovisia: "Hah, was easy." evil grin

~goes to loot the remains of the destroyed robosoldiers~

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#49479: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:01:10 PM

Ironscales: Hey, this one's still live! What do I do with it?

Quartz: -still holding the robot he electrocuted- Um, I do believe this one might not be too damaged...

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#49480: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:01:21 PM

-Well, Lovisia, despite the massive amount of firepower thrown at the robosoldiers, their rifles and ammunition are surprisingly intact. Nothing too special, but there's enough weapons and ammo here to kick off a lucrative career as an arms dealer if you play your cards right-

-The turret gunner, in the meanwhile, leans out of the rover's window-

Rover Gunner: Eh, just crush it! Not like you can interrogate it, right?

-Well, Quartz, it doesn't look that damaged, but it is smoking. A lot.-

edited 14th Aug '17 7:03:42 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#49481: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:03:44 PM

Longram: *Goes over to one of the downed robit he shot down himself, checking out his handiwork.*

edited 14th Aug '17 7:04:48 PM by MrKirb

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#49482: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:03:54 PM

Ironscales: Shit, you can't?

Quartz: -recoils a bit at the smoke- How about this one? Is there any interest in an autopsy of sorts, or...?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#49483: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:04:33 PM

-Well, Longram, half its chest is missing. The pixelfire is now just a dull blue glow on the soldier's exposed electronics and wiring. Other than that, though, your shot was clean, and the soldier is otherwise unmolested-

-Pretty dead, though-

Turret Gunner: -to Ironscales- Not really, no! From what we can tell, they aren't smart the same way we are! Tactically smart, maybe, but they're just really complicated drones!

-to Quartz- Yeah, don't worry, we'll get some guys out here! There's enough intact ones for us to take apart. Mostly just for spare parts.

-The driver proceeds to lean out of the vehicle. The J-pop is still playing, by the by-

Rover Driver: -to Turret Gunner- Turn off that frigging weeb shit already!

Turret Gunner: -to Rover Driver- You know you can't make me! Do you want me to play Snow Halation again for five hours like I did the last time you tried to dictate the playlist of the guy that keeps you alive?

edited 14th Aug '17 7:06:47 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#49484: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:05:05 PM

Lovisia: ~gathers all the weapons he can find and puts them in her bag~

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#49485: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:07:29 PM

Longram: "Not bad, not bad." *Picks up the gun it has, examines it.*

edited 14th Aug '17 7:08:03 PM by MrKirb

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#49486: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:08:59 PM

Quartz: Oh, alright then! I'll, ah, leave this one to you, then... -puts the robot down against a tree-

Ironscales: Huh, izzat so... -chuckles to himself as he grabs a cigar and lights up, before looking down at the bot trapped under his foot-

I'm sorry, pal... But you just got recalled. -crush-

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#49487: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:11:08 PM

-Albert loots what he can-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#49488: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:12:25 PM

-With the sole exception of the gun Longram is ogling (and the two guns and weird ammo Albert pilfers for himself), Lovisia, you get about seven or eight assault rifles into your bag. In a pinch you could probably use these to shoot people, too-

-Well, Longram, it's nothing special. Design's a bit funky, but it looks pretty barebones. A standard issue rifle, through and through.-

-As Ironscales fulfills his mandate as a consumer to discontinue use of all recalled products, the rover turns around and speeds off, J-pop Eurobeat softly echoing in the distance. You've still got a lot of ground to cover before you arrive at your destination... but fortunately, nothing's forcing you to go forwards but yourselves.-

edited 14th Aug '17 7:14:32 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#49489: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:13:21 PM

Longram: @Lovisia "Hey, you planning to sell these guns?"

edited 14th Aug '17 7:16:17 PM by MrKirb

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#49490: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:15:40 PM

Quartz: Well, here's hoping the rest of our journey is as successful as this...

Ironscales: If you ain't planning on keeping'em, I could use a couple of the guns myself!

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#49491: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:22:21 PM

(@Longram)Lovisia: "Maybe. Want of buy?"

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#49492: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:23:33 PM

Longram: "Not really, was asking if we're keeping the ammo for ourselves."

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#49493: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:29:40 PM

Lovisia: "Well are not leaving it here."

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#49494: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:30:42 PM

Longram: *Nod nod. Hands over the last rifle to Lovisia*

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#49495: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:36:24 PM

Lovisia: ~takes it~

"So, moving forward now?"

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#49496: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:46:03 PM

Longram: "Let's."

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#49497: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:49:28 PM

Lovisia: ~dusts herself off, re-holsters her greatclub, and continues moving on~

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#49498: Aug 14th 2017 at 7:58:06 PM

-Well, Lovisia, there's a lot of forest to go through yet. But so far as forests go, it's really pretty... once you've moved on far enough to get the smell of burning electronics out of your nose-

-Whoever made the map to Some Assembly Required was pretty damn smart, because there's a lot of landmarks along your path that you can compare your progress to. If anyone asks, you can definitely say with confidence that you're on the right course-

-A few animals that look vaguely like unicorn deer stare at you for a few moments and then dart off into the forest as the chirps and cries of various xenoanimals fill this forest that somehow also conspicuously has very, very Earth-like trees-

-Probably best not to think about it, Morty-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#49499: Aug 14th 2017 at 8:00:29 PM

Lovisia: "Wonder if run into more robot enemies soon."

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#49500: Aug 14th 2017 at 8:02:08 PM

Longram: *Just follows, the Earth-like enviroment hasn't bugged him at the slightest, he takes these pleasant biomes over rad-soaked wastelands any day.*


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