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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#48951: Aug 11th 2017 at 4:58:26 PM

Alberts: Running with the wrong crowd, hm?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#48952: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:09:11 PM

Ironscales: Barely begins to describe it.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#48953: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:11:12 PM

Alberts: Well, I presume you can do a better job, then.


-When the footage resumes, Oliver and his friends are in full battle kit. They march through drifting snow and blowing wind, surrounded by several other squads of Militia Riflemen and Spectres, and flanked on either side by a few Titans-

Marvin: Christ, it's cold out here.

Oliver: Oh wow. Squad Lead's complaining about something!

Marvin: Hey, Mauler, do you want to lose your combat paycheck?

Constance: Don't mind Hoss, Mauler. He just bitches whenever the temperature drops below freezing.

Marvin: I'll steal your pay too, Doorkicker! You just fucking watch me!

Anita: At least we got cold weather gear. This is almost nice.

Oliver: Deadeye, you're exactly as cold as a sniper should be. Every time I go into your cabin it's like ten degrees. I'm pretty sure you're just a disguised frost giant.

Clarence: Guys, we're all bickering at each other, but the real enemy are those damn Pilots. They get to sit in their nice and climate-controlled Titans and not feel an inch of freeze. Fuckers.

-The squad shares a short laugh. For a moment they're silent, the other sounds mostly just being radio check-ins, discussions between other parties of grunts, and the Titans' footfalls. This is broken when one of the Titans points forwards at smoke in the distance-

Marvin: Eyes and rifles up, squad! Looks like we've found what we came here for. Get ready for a fight!

-And so there is a fight. It's pretty violent, and brutally short, and Oliver bites a dude in the throat to break a grapple before throwing him at a friendly Titan to crush, but everyone gets away alive and the IMC gets humiliated-

-The footage fast-forwards yet again at this point-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#48955: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:16:58 PM

Ironscales: Sure, where should I begin, then? You want the footnotes version, or are your ready to sit your ass down for story time with Papa Deathclaw? tongue

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#48956: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:18:57 PM

Alberts: Well, I would be up for a good story so long as this place has some good beer.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#48957: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:21:33 PM

Ironscales: Aight then, take a seat! -takes out a glowing blue bottle before sliding his cooler over to Alberts and Lovisia-

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#48958: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:21:54 PM

Alberts: ...That beer is glowing.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#48959: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:23:09 PM

Ironscales: So am I! But I don't give a shit about the radiation, so I can drink away tongue

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#48960: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:26:25 PM

Alberts: Well, radiation tends to cause damage to humans in significant enough qualities.


-The footage resumes as Oliver and the team put all of their equipment back in the armory. Snow is still coating them as they pull their gear off, having only spent about seven minutes outside of the snowy biome-

Oliver: Jesus. Normally deployments last a bit longer than that.

Marvin: Well, I'm just glad I was able to get in and out like that pretty quick.

Anita: Hey, Ollie, next time leave some for the rest of us, huh?

Oliver: Wait, what?

Marvin: You kinda splatted anyone who tried getting close to us. I'm pretty sure I didn't get one kill down there.

Anita: He's got a point, you were like a machine. Tore everyone who got close apart. I'm pretty sure you were screaming at them.

Oliver: I... I was?

Clarence: Yeah. I remember when that one IMC guy took you by surprise and tackled you over, so I ran over to boot him off of you, but just when I got close you just like leaned out and bit his throat off! And then you hurled him at that one Scorch! That was kinda brutal. Ignore those squares, I gotta respect that.

-Oliver remains silent for a few seconds as the team puts their equipment back-

Oliver: H-hey, uh, guys? I gotta head over to my room for a second. I'll be back in a bit, alright?

-Marvin stares at Oliver for a few seconds-

Marvin: Alright. Get your stuff done, Oliver.

-Oliver leaves. You can faintly hear him hyperventilating as he heads back towards his room-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#48962: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:27:23 PM

Ironscales: As I said, I'm immune to that shit. Besides, Gotta keep that pretty glow, hm? tongue

(@Lovisia): Yeah, sure, help yerself!

edited 11th Aug '17 5:27:45 PM by FokiasTheJester

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#48963: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:28:51 PM

Alberts: Beautiful... and yet, deadly.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#48964: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:31:57 PM

Lovisia: "Ohhh, is nice, very thank." waii

~takes a bottle and sits down~

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#48965: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:32:16 PM

Ironscales: Awwww, stop it, you two, yer gonna make me blush tongue

... Aaaanyways, guess I should start with the beginning, huh?

edited 11th Aug '17 5:32:30 PM by FokiasTheJester

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#48966: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:33:51 PM

Alberts: In the words of the Lord our God, "get on with it!"

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#48967: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:38:47 PM

-As he helps Guy take a sit before siting himself- @Alberts Albert: "If you don't want it, I'll take it."

edited 11th Aug '17 5:39:47 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#48968: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:39:06 PM

-Alberts hands the bottle of beer over to Albert-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#48969: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:40:43 PM

@Ironscales Albert: "This have Quantum?"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#48970: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:45:47 PM

Ironscales: Alright, I'm going, I'm going!

-sits down, clearing his throat-

So. A bit of background first. The year is two thousand two hundred and eighty-whatever, and I have no fucking idea what I'm doing with my life, yeah? I'm just wandering the wasteland, managing to scrounge up some caps with mercenary jobs here and there, when I can take 'em...

-Shakes his head to Albert- Nah, the Only Quantum here is the one between my claws, sorry!

edited 11th Aug '17 5:45:56 PM by FokiasTheJester

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#48971: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:47:59 PM

-Alberts listens intently-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#48972: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:48:00 PM

Albert: [Addict] "Eh, one beer can hurt." -Opens it if it's not open already and takes a sip-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#48973: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:53:00 PM

Lovisia: ~opens her bottle with her teeth and motions for Ironscales to continue~

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#48974: Aug 11th 2017 at 5:55:49 PM

-*Longram could find Suzu and Albert.*

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#48975: Aug 11th 2017 at 6:02:22 PM

Ironscales: The jobs and my wanderin' eventually brought me further and further east. Indiana and Michigan passed by like a blur. Chased a mark through Ontario all the way to Toronto. Stayed here for a couple weeks before getting chased out of Ontario after racking up a significant booze tab. Had a brief stop at Niagara Falls before running through New York, all the way to Massachusetts. Which is where I took the fuckin' job that started it all.


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