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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47526: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:17:21 PM

-Is wiping his face clean-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#47527: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:18:17 PM

Six: Uh, guys... if you have firearms, you might want to perform chamber checks.

-Oliver and Alberts do what the big green man says-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Imca (Veteran)
#47528: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:18:34 PM

Suzu: I dont have a gun, so I am just going to go over there.....

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47529: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:20:05 PM

-The radio comes to life and pipes up, making a loud hissing sound, like someone trying to grab your attention-

-Oliver and Alberts have a similar fate happening to their guns, paint balls-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#47530: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:20:12 PM

Cuddles: "So, uh, how should we do this?"

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#47531: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:25:15 PM

Oliver: Oh, man... Alright.

Well... get outside. Grab that flag. If you're fast go for the flag, if not keep everyone else off the fast ones.

-My characters step outdoors-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47532: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:26:57 PM

-Checks his guns-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47533: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:34:45 PM

-As soon as you three (Six, Oliver, and Alberts) step outside, paintballs begin to be fired en masse at your position. Which you can't just kill to death, since as far as it seems, everyone's guns have been converted into non-lethal (but annoying) paint balls-

edited 1st Aug '17 7:35:15 PM by Raidouthe21st

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#47534: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:36:53 PM

Oliver: ...Wait a minute.

None of this can actually hurt me.

-Oliver starts running directly into the cloud of paintballs as Six confusedly returns fire and Alberts simply stands there, looking very befuddled and unsure of how to proceed-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47535: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:42:04 PM

-Oliver is belted from head to toe in paintball splats of varying colors, but he could care less about the non-existent pain as he runs through like a free man-

-As he gets out further, he can see the location of a squid shaped flag, way up on a hill-

-...He can also see someone popping out of cover with what appears to be a rocket launcher. Pointed straight at him-

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TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#47536: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:45:33 PM

Hastur ventures out as well, his shoulders sprouting organic hollow spines like those of a hydralisk zerg. As he advances, he returns fire with yellow paintballs... which are in fact tiny organic pods filled with xanthous pigment.

(@Team) Hastur: So that's our target? What's the plan?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#47537: Aug 1st 2017 at 7:50:31 PM

-Oliver decides to see if this odd person responds in a similar way to paint coming at him-

-and opens fire with his machine-gun-sized paint marker to keep the rocket man pinned down-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47538: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:00:55 PM

-The paint-rocket launcher guy tries to dive out of the way when Oliver shoots. He does get hit in the face by the little balls Hastur has and keels over, acting like he's dead-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#47539: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:03:48 PM

-Oliver keeps on moving, gunning directly for the flag as fast as his blade limbs and ultralight chassis will carry him-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#47540: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:07:03 PM

Hastur follows the suit, trying to cover any blind spots Oliver might be missing. On his way he wonders.

(@Oliver) Hastur: Got lucky with that RPG guy. Though if they've got paintball rocket launchers... What might they come up with later?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#47541: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:07:42 PM

Oliver: Hell if I know, but my plan is to run faster than they can aim!

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47542: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:07:52 PM

-Is right behind Oliver and is now covering him-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#47543: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:12:14 PM

(@Oliver) Hastur: Fair point. Excuse me...

His chest literally bursts open as a melon-sized vein-covered pulsating pod of paint flies out of it and bursts mid-air above a dozen or so paintball gunners. Ribs snap back into place and skin patches itself as Hastur continues running forth.

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47544: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:34:29 PM

@Hastur Albert: "Doesn't that hurt?"

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TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#47545: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:37:37 PM

(@Albert) Hastur: Not really. This body isn't meant to have the shape you people observe anyway, so I can break and twist it mostly to my heart's delight. ... And thank M̧̧̡̖̦͍̺̜͔͔͇̠̫̟͍͖̜G̯͖̤̣̬̭͚̙̮̟̩̮̬͢͠͠Ẃ̶̭̳͎̫̯͙̱̰̠̱͍̟̕͟N̡̢̛͖̭̘̲̣̦̹̲͉̯͟F͏͖̰̝̜̬͡͝͞H͍͖͓͖̹͍̝̘̙̳̣̣̭̜̖̩̰̀͘͟͢͝ that I've got yellow blood in this form. It works as a paint.

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47546: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:45:16 PM

@Hastur Albert: "Thank who...I don't wanna know, do I?"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
TheRiddleOfCards Don't blink. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Don't blink.
#47547: Aug 1st 2017 at 8:49:08 PM

(@Albert) Hastur: I call it "the progenitor", you call it "The Big Bang". That's fairly easy.

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47548: Aug 1st 2017 at 9:15:12 PM

@Hastur Albert: "Huh. Neat."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47549: Aug 2nd 2017 at 11:35:55 AM

-The paintballers are shot down, covered in yellow painty slime-

-The path to the squidflag is surprisingly clear now. It almost feels...too easy-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#47550: Aug 2nd 2017 at 11:36:55 AM

Cuddles: "Hey, there's the flag!"

~rushes forward to it~


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