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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47251: Jul 31st 2017 at 7:31:55 PM

-Looks at his menu-

@Alberts Albert: "What do you mean by that?"

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#47252: Jul 31st 2017 at 7:33:56 PM

Albert: In this strange and Godless land you never quite know what sort of digital demon will charge you next, or how to defeat it.

But there are no new types of zeds in the real world.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47253: Jul 31st 2017 at 7:41:46 PM

Albert: "Zeds?"

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#47254: Jul 31st 2017 at 7:43:34 PM

Albert: Unholy abominations spawned from... well, biotics laboratories.

I say the depths of Hell, and I can argue there is zero difference between the two.


Oliver: So. Wanna make a run at that tavern?

edited 31st Jul '17 7:43:52 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#47256: Jul 31st 2017 at 7:45:50 PM

Oliver: Alright.

-Oliver heads outside-

Oliver: Hey, folks! We're gonna go into the tavern, apparently there's a tunnel under there we have to go to!

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#47257: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:01:36 PM

-ges heads on over to the tavern, I'm still trying to figure out how a sword moves on it's own though-

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47258: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:02:41 PM

@Oliver Albert: "Alright, be right there."

@Alberts Albert: "Thank you for the warning."

-Heads off to join his group-

edited 31st Jul '17 8:03:30 PM by Nemtsol

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Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47259: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:04:30 PM

-Well, the tavern seems to carry the most non-NPCs here as the people here seem...lucid, for once. Most of them are content to drink and chat about things in the real world, although there's one guy who seems a bit squirrely in the back-

-The tavern owner/barkeep is clearly an NPC, but one you can sense is IMPORTANT due to the flashing arrow and how they're making your map glow-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#47260: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:04:45 PM

-Alberts nods, before noticing everyone headed towards the tavern-

-The priest follows along-


Oliver: Whoa.

I think barkeep might be the person we need to talk to.

edited 31st Jul '17 8:05:07 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#47261: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:06:36 PM

Ges: (@Oliver) you don't say?

-Ges goes to talk to the Bar keep-

Hey barman, you got any drink that can make a sword shimmer?

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47262: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:11:14 PM

-The barman assents. He claims to have an ale to put the shine back into your spirits, Ges, as he gives you all drinks on the house, to acknowledge another group of adventurers arriving into town-

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#47263: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:12:52 PM

Oliver: Nice!

-Picks up his drink-

Oliver: ...

Wait. How do I drink this.

-Alberts, in the meanwhile, pulls up a seat and lets the hood of his cloak down, grabbing a shot of whiskey-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#47264: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:17:56 PM

-ges doesn't really have any arms at the moment, so he just bends over and starts drinking out of the cup-

Ges: good ale!

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47265: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:21:03 PM

-Surprisingly, Ges feels refreshed, as though his sharpness and swing have both returned to maximum values. That is defs good ale-

-Same with Oliver, even as he can't consider a way to, well, actually drink without lips-

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#47266: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:22:31 PM

Oliver: ...huh.

That's pretty neat.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#47267: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:24:45 PM

Ges: so, we were looking a map and saw there was a dungeon entrance under your tavern.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#47268: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:27:46 PM

Barkeep: Ah, yes! That! That's been there for centuries! They say it connects to an ancient vault beneath the passages, right where my basement is! Unfortunately, looks like there's rats in there! And no one's been able to flush 'em out! If we had a brave adventurer to take care of those rats, countless gold coins and treasure could be ours! Alas, such things are clearly not meant to be, even in GOLDERIA.

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#47269: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:28:49 PM

Ges: what, like gigantic rats the size of horses?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
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#47270: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:31:59 PM

Oliver: Just rats?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47271: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:32:38 PM

Barkeep: From the way these men describe it, it must be! Maybe even bigger! Or more gruesome! Either way, I keep that place sealed away, and only the bravest or most suicidal of men would be ones I would let through that seal.

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#47272: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:35:57 PM

Ges: well I'm pretty brave...and possibly drunk. So I'll take a stab at those rats.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#47273: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:41:32 PM

-The barkeep appraises you seriously-

Barkeep:Very well then. Come with me. Quickly now.

-He gets up and moves to an incredibly large wine cask, like the size of a wall-

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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#47274: Jul 31st 2017 at 8:45:57 PM

-As he downs the ale- Albert: "One glass won't hurt...Wait, why are we fighting ROU Ss?"

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