Ironscales (@Eurybe): Can I help?
(@Albert): Look, even if I find most of you humies fuckin' adorable, feeling's mutual only for a handful of 'em. And finding a lady deathclaw isn't an option either.
Ironscales: That's what happens with diet stuff, yes
(@Eurybe) Hah, I see! Well, if you need a male, my offer still stands...
Lisa: Sure. Well, that kind of depends on where the giant grew up, really. Cloud giants live in the sky and tend to be super rich yuppie types who like fine art and all that stuff. Hathor happens to be one herself, as you know. The more urban giants like me who grew up in cities have assimilated into human culture for the most part, though it didn't always used to be like that. Earthbound giants like me, back in the old days, would fiercely guard their land and possessions from outsiders. Violence was by far the most common solution to disputes where that was an option. These days, we're a lot more... relaxed, but we still tend to be somewhat more aggressive and scornful of weakness than our smaller friends.

@Ironscales Albert: "Check the internet, you'll find someone. Or porn.
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edited 26th Jul '17 7:45:31 PM by Nemtsol
Will make dad jokes for friends.