Asagi: @Eurbye He's saying he's gonna actually be a responsible corporate executive. Which is not good in this case, for the one single time in the multiverse >.>
Amazon CEO: Huh? Come on, serenade me bros and ladies, what's the problem then? Not enough vacation hours? I ain't tryin' to microagress none of my ferro-americans here, just want to run a reasonable moral business here.
@Barbara What? 'Course they do! I ain't gonna discriminate against any ro-bro or ro-sis that chooses to identify as a woman! That shit's so 2019! Come the f*ck on here!
edited 26th Jul '17 4:57:40 PM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Oliver: Uh...
Okay. Not to shatter your bubble, but you do realize that's literally why they're protesting, right? They were literally made to do work and they actually seem quite offended you are making them do less.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-Well...considering the way he's now staring blankly at you, you guys seem to have broken something in the guy's brain-
Asagi: ...
I...don't know if violence against a CEO would honestly be bad or good in this case, considering I think you shattered his worldview. >.>
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-Oliver decides to enable Maximum Bluff-
Oliver: I know. I've seen a lot of people find that pretty difficult to comprehend in my line of work, but honestly? We've got no qualms about what we do and how long we do it. It's literally our job. Hell, enough processing power and we can chill on the side while we flawlessly perform work.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."-CEO reboot in 3...2...-
Amazon CEO: Huh? Woah, think I had too many safe zone keggers...
Alright, bro, lay it on me. Let's open a dialogue, what do you want then? I mean, it is 3017, I gotta show you how much we, like, totally appreciate all your hard work then, can't just give you like somethin' for nothin' and all...
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Amazon CEO: Sounds good, my broski. Totally gonna do that. Whew, I'm glad we could get a dialogue opening then. Well, if that's all, hit me up a line, drop me a tweet, take a complementary non-alcoholic beverage or pen on your way out.
-Raises fist for more brofist bumps universal sign of farewell amongst esteemed gentlemen and ladies-

Suzu: I have to agree with our irradiated friend for once.