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Imca (Veteran)
#46851: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:53:14 PM

Suzu: I have to agree with our irradiated friend for once.

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#46852: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:53:24 PM

Eurybe: This man speaks in tongues. Am I the only one who does not understand what he's saying?

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46853: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:55:07 PM

@Eurybe Albert: "I have a Vague idea."

edited 26th Jul '17 4:55:21 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#46854: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:55:25 PM

Roy: @Eurobye "Your not the only one...most of the fancy cityfolk talk flew over my head."

edited 26th Jul '17 4:55:52 PM by MrKirb

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#46855: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:56:03 PM

Ironscales (@Eurybe): You're not alone >.>

But uh, look, that's not their problem, their issue is more maintenance, yannow?

NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#46856: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:56:09 PM

Barbara: Sir, your robots don't need maternity leave.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46857: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:56:25 PM

Asagi: @Eurbye He's saying he's gonna actually be a responsible corporate executive. Which is not good in this case, for the one single time in the multiverse >.>

Amazon CEO: Huh? Come on, serenade me bros and ladies, what's the problem then? Not enough vacation hours? I ain't tryin' to microagress none of my ferro-americans here, just want to run a reasonable moral business here.

@Barbara What? 'Course they do! I ain't gonna discriminate against any ro-bro or ro-sis that chooses to identify as a woman! That shit's so 2019! Come the f*ck on here!

edited 26th Jul '17 4:57:40 PM by Raidouthe21st

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#46858: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:57:30 PM

Barbara: They want to be worked harder is the thing.

....And not harder in the way our wolfman is "working" your warehouse forebot.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46859: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:59:28 PM

Amazon CEO: Hey man, that's his culture, wolf man wants to do his thing, we ain't gonna restrict his freedom of pelvic thrusting.

-Seems he hasn't processed the notion that someone wants to be worked harder-

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FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#46860: Jul 26th 2017 at 4:59:50 PM

Ironscales: What she said right there. They don't have the same need as us fleshies, right?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#46861: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:03:34 PM

Oliver: Uh...

Okay. Not to shatter your bubble, but you do realize that's literally why they're protesting, right? They were literally made to do work and they actually seem quite offended you are making them do less.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46863: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:04:16 PM

Cuddles: "Yeah, they're right! You're kinda denying your employees their right to work, Mister!" >:c

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46864: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:05:41 PM

-Well...considering the way he's now staring blankly at you, you guys seem to have broken something in the guy's brain-

Asagi: ...

I...don't know if violence against a CEO would honestly be bad or good in this case, considering I think you shattered his worldview. >.>

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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46865: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:05:49 PM

@Eurybe Albert: "Sadly, no."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#46866: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:07:09 PM

Roy: "Whelp....I think we broke him without raise a finger."

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46867: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:08:07 PM

Cuddles: "Um, Mister?"

~walks up to him and gently pokes his face~

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#46868: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:08:16 PM

-Oliver decides to enable Maximum Bluff-

Oliver: I know. I've seen a lot of people find that pretty difficult to comprehend in my line of work, but honestly? We've got no qualms about what we do and how long we do it. It's literally our job. Hell, enough processing power and we can chill on the side while we flawlessly perform work.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#46869: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:08:58 PM

Ironscales: -pokes him with a claw from the side opposite Cuddles, in an attempt to reboot CEO-OS-

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46870: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:10:52 PM

-Looks at the non-grain non-alcoholic beer- Albert: "What is the point?"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Imca (Veteran)
#46871: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:13:39 PM

Suzu: ....

If you dont want to work them more, but they want to be worked more.....

Why dont you install on them a coppy of "Helius Truck Simulator 3000" >.>

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46872: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:13:50 PM

-CEO reboot in 3...2...-

Amazon CEO: Huh? Woah, think I had too many safe zone keggers...

Alright, bro, lay it on me. Let's open a dialogue, what do you want then? I mean, it is 3017, I gotta show you how much we, like, totally appreciate all your hard work then, can't just give you like somethin' for nothin' and all...

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#46873: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:14:40 PM

Oliver: Do what the fox lady said. Put Helius Truck Simulator 3008 on all the robots so they can keep busy with something.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46874: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:17:33 PM

Amazon CEO: Sounds good, my broski. Totally gonna do that. Whew, I'm glad we could get a dialogue opening then. Well, if that's all, hit me up a line, drop me a tweet, take a complementary non-alcoholic beverage or pen on your way out.

-Raises fist for more brofist bumps universal sign of farewell amongst esteemed gentlemen and ladies-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46875: Jul 26th 2017 at 5:19:15 PM

Cuddles: "Yaaaay~" waii

~hugs the CEO in celebration of this positive agreement~


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