-The door slowly swings open, and they see what looks like a college frat boy in an office suit and complete d-bag shades yelling at his phone-
???: -ike, HELLO, it is the year 3017! We ain't gonna be having this kind of discriminatory shit, bro! You can be a horse and work in amazon, we ain't against quadrapeds here! Now you make sure that those horses get their healthcare straightened up, or you're gettin' a whole lot of nasty twitter messages! Got it? Good, you have a nice Amazon day.
-And then he notices the people there-
???: Oh hey, whatup? You amazon there, ro-bro?
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)???: 'Sup, bros, glad to welcome all species here to 'moffice, I'm Amazon CEO. Want a brewski? We serve plenty of non-grain non-alcoholic beverages here, gotta make sure we don't cause any problems with them allergies, YOLO 3017, know what I mean? What can I do for you?
-Holds out hand for fist-bump culturally-sensitive hand formation that does not imply violence of any sort-
Asagi: Dude, Cuddles, shhhhhhhh >.<
Amazon CEO: Oh yeah yeah, don't worry, we're on that shit, man. Amazon totally understands that the strike is on because we've created a hostile work environment for our ro-bros here by making them work way too many hours for so little pay, so we're going to do everything in our power to make sure they're properly compensated for their jobs and given every repair option plan at minimal cost. Amazon's 3017, bro, this is a total safe space house for my ferro-americans, know what I'm sayin'?
edited 26th Jul '17 4:43:34 PM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)

-Phonus Maximus is just kinda slowly working its way into the HQ-
-Past the abandoned front desk-
-And up to the elevator doors which open for it with Wifi-