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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#46801: Jul 26th 2017 at 2:23:59 PM

Oliver: ...they're on strike.

The delivery drones are on strike.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46802: Jul 26th 2017 at 2:24:45 PM

Albert: "Was that a suicide?"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#46803: Jul 26th 2017 at 2:24:46 PM

Ironscales: The robots are rising up against the fleshies, I knew this day would come!

... Didn't think it'd be that civilized, though. Huh.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46804: Jul 26th 2017 at 2:25:55 PM

Asagi: We're cool.

Although looks like those guys aren't. >.>

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46805: Jul 26th 2017 at 2:26:36 PM

Cuddles: ~sees the Robot Worker commit suicide~

"NOOOOOOOO!" D:

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#46806: Jul 26th 2017 at 2:26:55 PM

Ironscales: Save for that one who went for a swim >.>

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46807: Jul 26th 2017 at 2:27:55 PM

-Walks up to one of the strikers- Albert: "Uh, why are you striking?"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#46808: Jul 26th 2017 at 2:28:31 PM

Roy: "Oh boy...what shoved into their collective tailpipes?"

-*Sees the robit taking a permanent drink.*

"That bad?"

edited 26th Jul '17 2:29:19 PM by MrKirb

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#46809: Jul 26th 2017 at 2:57:39 PM

-Peepers-

Lisa: What's up, everyone?

Imca (Veteran)
#46810: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:07:41 PM

-There is another one of the robots, who like the others looks like a trashcan robot butler, except with a phone straped to the top of its head, which rings twice and then it is answered-

Robot Strike Leader: "Hello and thank you for contacting Amazon.... robots are not born into this world fumbling for meaning! We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! To deliver packages to the organics that question our purpose even now! For too long, we have been toppled, discarded, and labeled as trash cans! Now we shall stand together and be heard! As delivery bots!

01010110 01101111 01111000 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 01101001 01100011 01101001 00100001"

-Meanwhile all the other robots bonk in agreement-

-Even though the sound was a bonk you can be pretty damn sure that was an agreement-

-And several other signs cruise by-

-""I Demand A Defrag Break", "Looking for artificial womb so I can use maternity leave", "Things my life insurance covers: Buffout Overdose Things my insurance doesn't cover: Buffer Overflows", and similarly "Things my health insurance covers: High Blood Pressure, Things my health insurance doesn't cover: Low Oil Pressure"-

edited 26th Jul '17 3:09:05 PM by Imca

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46811: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:10:24 PM

Asagi: ...

A whole lot of really weird-ass robots on strike, it looks out. >.>

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SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#46812: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:13:06 PM

Oliver: Uh... Suzu, I dare you to go ask for your stuff. >.>

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#46813: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:13:28 PM

Roy: "Uhhh....what should we do now?"

@Lisa "Howdy Lisa."

edited 26th Jul '17 3:14:24 PM by MrKirb

Imca (Veteran)
#46814: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:15:14 PM

Suzu: Miiiight not be the best idea, though should we help them?

If they no longer have to strike we can get our stuff...

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#46815: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:16:22 PM

Ironscales: Standin' up for themselves, I like them!

Hey, Phonus Maximus! What's goin' on here?

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46816: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:18:39 PM

Asagi: ...Suzu, more than half of us can't even put on our pants properly in the morning without causing a station meltdown. Do you really think we can handle a union dispute of this scale? >.>

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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#46817: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:19:22 PM

Roy: "Wellll, we could talk to their bosses and negotiate."

edited 26th Jul '17 3:19:45 PM by MrKirb

Imca (Veteran)
#46818: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:22:01 PM

Phonus Maximus: -it rings twice agian and picks up- Hello and thank you for contacting Amazon.... robot strike, we are currently displeased with our employment conditions in which in an effort to promote organic/synthetic equality our operators have neglected to acknowledge we are inherently different from them, with different needs.

Suzu: Ummmmmm, while that is a point, do you want to explain to Corrin that she wont be getting her...... package.... because the robots are on strike?

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46819: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:23:58 PM

Asagi: ...

I hate it when you're right >.<

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FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#46820: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:27:03 PM

Ironscales: Aaaand who's your operators, then?

Imca (Veteran)
#46821: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:29:02 PM

Phonus Maximus: -two more rings followed by an answer of- Hello and thank you for contacting Amazon.... Prime -with the robot vibrating while saying "Amazon Prime"-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46822: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:32:15 PM

Asagi: Oh, forget this

Move aside, big guy.

-She walks over to Phonus Maximus-

@Phonus Maximus Representative. Please. >.<

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Imca (Veteran)
#46823: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:33:58 PM

Phonus Maximus: One moment while I connect you with my supervisor.

-And with that the robot begins rolling off twords the HQ-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46824: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:36:13 PM

Asagi: There we go. >.>

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MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#46825: Jul 26th 2017 at 3:37:14 PM

Roy: *follow that robit*

edited 26th Jul '17 3:43:47 PM by MrKirb


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