-There is another one of the robots, who like the others looks like a trashcan robot butler, except with a phone straped to the top of its head, which rings twice and then it is answered-
Robot Strike Leader: "Hello and thank you for contacting Amazon.... robots are not born into this world fumbling for meaning! We are created to serve a singular purpose for which we will go to any lengths to fulfill! To deliver packages to the organics that question our purpose even now! For too long, we have been toppled, discarded, and labeled as trash cans! Now we shall stand together and be heard! As delivery bots!
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-Meanwhile all the other robots bonk in agreement-
-Even though the sound was a bonk you can be pretty damn sure that was an agreement-
-And several other signs cruise by-
-""I Demand A Defrag Break", "Looking for artificial womb so I can use maternity leave", "Things my life insurance covers: Buffout Overdose Things my insurance doesn't cover: Buffer Overflows", and similarly "Things my health insurance covers: High Blood Pressure, Things my health insurance doesn't cover: Low Oil Pressure"-
edited 26th Jul '17 3:09:05 PM by Imca
Phonus Maximus: -it rings twice agian and picks up- Hello and thank you for contacting Amazon.... robot strike, we are currently displeased with our employment conditions in which in an effort to promote organic/synthetic equality our operators have neglected to acknowledge we are inherently different from them, with different needs.
Suzu: Ummmmmm, while that is a point, do you want to explain to Corrin that she wont be getting her...... package.... because the robots are on strike?

Oliver: ...they're on strike.
The delivery drones are on strike.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."