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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46701: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:06:02 PM

-Just stares at the hole- Albert: "Right, making that call." -Unhooks phone and presses 4 on the speed dial-

edited 25th Jul '17 5:06:50 PM by Nemtsol

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46702: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:13:05 PM

~a male voice answers the phone~

(@Albert)???: "You've called the Weiss Ghostbusting And Supernatural Pest Removal Service. How can I help you?"

edited 25th Jul '17 5:18:20 PM by LeChuck4

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46703: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:21:28 PM

Albert: "Yeah, our toaster went nuts and turned our fridge evil before running off though a door. Can you come over and make sure we don't have any more surprises?"

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46704: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:27:36 PM

???: "Well, sir, you're in luck. My last appointment just quit on me, so I got some time right now. Turned out their place wasn't haunted, some guy just laced their water supply with LSD. Do you want me to come over immediately?"

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46705: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:30:31 PM

-Asagi appears from the other room, dressed up like a shrine maiden...but with a ridiculous backpack-raygun and welder goggles-

Asagi: ...Did the Kami leave already? >.>

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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46706: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:31:44 PM

@??? Albert: "That would be great, thank you."

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46707: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:33:05 PM

???: "Alright. Just to confirm, are you calling directly from the infested location, or from somewhere else? Because in the latter case, I'll need an address."

Imca (Veteran)
#46708: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:37:45 PM

-Suzu nod nods to Asagi-

Suzu: Albert is calling the Kami catcher.

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#46709: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:38:19 PM

-the fridge stirs again upon asagi entering the kitchen-

Fridge: feed me the one who has sinned against mechanical kind!

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46710: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:40:34 PM

@??? Albert: "From the location...Can you hurry, the fridge just talked."

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46711: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:42:21 PM

???: "I'll be there in a minute, just need to grab my equipment. Try not to engage the Fridge in the meantime, sir."

~hangs up~

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46712: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:43:16 PM

Asagi: Oh.

...How much longer till he gets here, cause that fridge should not be talking? >.<

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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46713: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:43:25 PM

-Hangs up phone- Albert: "They said to not engage the fridge." @Asagi Albert: "In a minute."

edited 25th Jul '17 5:43:59 PM by Nemtsol

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#46714: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:44:45 PM

-the fridge starts pushing itself across the floor....somehow...towards asagi-

Fridge: I have come to deliver retribution against you!

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46715: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:46:19 PM

-Asagi inches away-

Asagi: Dude, if this is about that twinkie, I swear it was the giant walking lizard musician who took it, not me. >.<

edited 25th Jul '17 5:52:10 PM by Raidouthe21st

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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46716: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:46:53 PM

@Fridge Albert: "What is your problem?"

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#46717: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:47:53 PM

Fridge: (@Albert) Silence!

-the fridge door opens up and it fires a watermelon at Albert-

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46718: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:48:11 PM

~after a few moments, a rift in spacetime rips open next to Albert, and a man in a brown overall with a Proton Pack on his back very similar to the one Asagi is wearing steps out~

???: "Hey, did you call for Supernatural Pest Removal?"

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#46719: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:50:46 PM

-Wipes watermelon off his face- @Fridge Albert: "Racist bastard..." @??? Albert: "Yeah, I did, mister?" -Holds out his hand-

edited 25th Jul '17 5:51:51 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46720: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:52:48 PM

Asagi: There, mister! Right there!

-Points straight at the talking fridge-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46721: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:54:41 PM

Mr. Weiss: "Ah, alright sir. My name's Weiss. I'd offer a handshake, but..."

~looks at the fridge~

"...I believe there is more important business to attend to right now." >:|

~reaches into his pocket and takes out some sort of scanning device, pointing it at the fridge to get a general grasp about what the hell is possessing it~

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#46722: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:56:49 PM

Fridge: I shall have vengeance! AND FOOOOOOOD!

-the fridge somehow launches itself at Asagi, attempting to bite her head off-

-also according to the scanner, it's being possessed by a machine ghost-

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#46723: Jul 25th 2017 at 5:59:58 PM

Asagi: Gah! Get away! D:<

-She fires a blast at it while trying to retreat-

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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#46724: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:07:28 PM

Mr. Weiss: "...well, alright. Haven't had one of you bastards in a long time."

~takes a flask from his belt, uncorks it and clears his throat~

"THE POWER OF OPTIMUS PRIME COMPELS YOU!"

~sprinkels a swath of Holy Oil on the fridge~

edited 25th Jul '17 6:07:48 PM by LeChuck4

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#46725: Jul 25th 2017 at 6:09:06 PM

Fridge: AAAAAHG IT BURNS!

-the fridge starts squirming on the ground before opening up it's door/mouth again and firing carrots at Mr. Weiss like a machine gun-


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