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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#45926: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:30:33 PM

Barbara: Yeah, you do.

And my name is Barbara, Paladin of Solassia.

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#45927: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:32:08 PM

Sandra (to Barbara): "Pleasure to meet you. My name's Sandra Rockfield."

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#45928: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:32:47 PM

Asagi: Oh, uh, sorry about that.

And I'm Asagi. No last name.

@Barbara ...Wait, why are you at the firing range again? You don't even use a gun.

edited 18th Jul '17 6:38:13 PM by Raidouthe21st

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#45929: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:38:38 PM

Barbara: I admit I'm only here because Bruce told me Albert said he's storing guns in his butthole

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#45930: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:38:39 PM

Sandra: "Nice to meet you Asagi."

-She chokes when she hears Barbara's explanation-

Sandra (to Barbara): "Well I hope his doctor uses protection!"

edited 18th Jul '17 6:39:27 PM by Baseplate

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#45931: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:40:43 PM

Asagi: ...

You here to learn his secret then? tongue

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#45932: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:41:08 PM

Barbara: No, I'd only have to ask your girlfriend for that.

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#45933: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:44:25 PM

@Barbara Albert: "Sorry, what? I have never said that."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#45934: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:44:55 PM

Asagi: "Friend with benefits". She'd hurl a fit if you said girlfriend. >.>

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#45935: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:47:07 PM

Barbara: She hurls a fit anyways.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#45936: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:50:08 PM

Asagi: Not all the time.

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#45937: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:52:07 PM

Barbara: 98.75 percent of the time.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#45938: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:54:45 PM

Asagi: ...More like 78% >.>

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#45940: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:56:36 PM

-Is just staring in confusion-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#45941: Jul 18th 2017 at 6:57:03 PM

Barbara: Don't you have something better to do?

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#45942: Jul 18th 2017 at 7:00:31 PM

Asagi: I don't think any of us do if we're here.

...Heck, I wouldn't be here if Corrin didn't need alone time. >.>

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Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#45943: Jul 18th 2017 at 7:02:27 PM

@Barbara Albert: "I was shooting my gun here and then you came in saying something about me shoving guns up my ass? I'm a bit confused here."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#45944: Jul 18th 2017 at 7:04:01 PM

Barbara: Perpetually. Go away.

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#45945: Jul 18th 2017 at 7:07:02 PM

Eurybe: ...This is weird.

@Sandra: Might be better than carrying this spear around all the time. It is pretty big, even by my standards.

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#45946: Jul 18th 2017 at 7:07:10 PM

@Barbara Albert: "Fine. I don't have the energy to pointlessly argue today." -Stores rifle and leaves-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#45947: Jul 18th 2017 at 7:07:45 PM

-Oliver turns to look to the left as the lights come on... and there's nothing-

-His head whips to the right, and catches a Stalker - all of eight feet tall and carrying an impressively big plasma gun, and it's standing directly next to him-

-The Stalker picks him up by the scruff, and throws him through a wall and into a room full of IMC grunts and Spectres, who take a second to just stare at him confusedly before the Stalkers walks through the hole in the wall and starts firing-

-Oliver scrambles to cover, the IMC soldiers go everywhere at once in a confused scramble, and holy shit does Oliver get to work-

-The next few minutes are a blur of fighting - Oliver drawing a grunt's sidearm and pasting him and a few friends with it, throwing it at at a grunt to knock him back before kicking him away, judo flipping a Spectre over him while he roids out on adrenaline before putting his knife through its robotic head, then fumbling its SMG into his hands to destroy its friends-

-At the end of the day Oliver is bruised and bloody, with a bullet hole through his arm, and the only thing left in the room with him is the Stalker-

-Thinking quickly, Oliver runs towards a body, grabs its shotgun, then beelines towards the hole the Stalker made in the wall, all the while followed by the Stalker's plasma fire-

-The Stalker, not being particularly smart, heads through the hole and turns the way Oliver turned, expecting to find him...-

-Whereupon Oliver jumps on its back, rides it back into the room, and then shoves his shotgun against the robot's exposed battery and pulls the trigger-

-The Stalker falls over, its battery sparking, and Oliver barely has time to turn and run before the Stalker blows up, sending him through another wall and out onto the street... right in front of the Ion from earlier-

Ion: ...Well, well, well. Look who we've got here.


Oliver: Jesus Christ. What the fuck was my life even?

edited 18th Jul '17 7:09:38 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#45948: Jul 18th 2017 at 7:21:14 PM

Barbara: So why are you here, Asagi? You usually don't fight.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#45949: Jul 18th 2017 at 7:24:25 PM

Asagi: Not usually. But considering things are only going to get tougher from here, it's a lot better than doing nothing, yeah?

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NeonMoon Since: Oct, 2012
#45950: Jul 18th 2017 at 7:24:45 PM

Barbara: Be a real woman. Use a sword.


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