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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#45851: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:14:34 PM

Eurybe: Well, I figured I'd get done target practice in.

-she throws her spear at one of the targets, and it quickly flies and skewers it-

-it then ends up flying back to her-

Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#45852: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:23:00 PM

Sandra: "Huh. How does that work?"

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
LightningLancer Even in these times, Life goes on from Firelink Shrine Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
Even in these times, Life goes on
#45853: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:23:44 PM

—Herbert gives another low whistle—

@Roy: Mind if I have a shot with that? I've got a pistol that could fire one of those babies.

'If you fall seven times, stand up eight.' The cry of the Undead.
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#45854: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:25:18 PM

Quartz (@Turax): Oh, ah, hey, how are you doing? smile

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#45855: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:27:15 PM

Turax: "Can't complain, all things considered."

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#45856: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:29:59 PM

Roy: @Herbert "Partner, I barely know you. Beside, I'm putting my own hands down the line."

@Sandra "Watch. Just hope it works."

-*He twirls the revolver a few times before loads single round into the chamber. He takes aim and fires it with just one hand. To Sandra and Herbert, this xeno has experience handling handguns without his wrist wrecked from the recoil. The PB magnum hit the target, burrowed to be specific and is making ticking noises.*

edited 18th Jul '17 4:31:11 PM by MrKirb

LightningLancer Even in these times, Life goes on from Firelink Shrine Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
Even in these times, Life goes on
#45857: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:32:21 PM

—Herbert just shrugs at Roy's words—

@Roy: Fair enough cowboy. And, is that...a countdown?

'If you fall seven times, stand up eight.' The cry of the Undead.
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#45858: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:33:01 PM

Eurybe: Magic. It is enchanted to return to me when thrown.

I have magical armor, too. We lack the sort of technology most of you have in my tribe, so we compensate with the mystic arts.

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#45859: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:41:45 PM

Quartz: So I take it you are doing well? smile

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#45861: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:44:02 PM

Sandra (to Eurybe): "It's really impressive."

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#45862: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:45:46 PM

-*On the 3rd tick, the magnum makes a tiny burst of plasma, melting parts of the target.*

Roy: "That's how it works."

"Looks good so far."

edited 18th Jul '17 4:49:45 PM by MrKirb

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#45863: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:46:46 PM

-Walks into Firing Range- Albert: "Hey, what's going on?"

edited 18th Jul '17 4:47:16 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#45864: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:48:01 PM

-Finally, after skipping through a few combat scenes, Oliver eventually settles on a much more quiet patrol-


-Oliver looks back over the formation he and Wombat 3-2 have settled in as they move through a small Frontier city-

-Burly Constance, wielding a shotgun, has taken the front, with the rather generic-looking Marvin holding up the middle. Oliver himself is right behind Marvin, and the dark-skinned Anita carries up the back, her Longbow sniper rifle raised and sweeping for hidden marksmen-

Marvin: ...anyways, the point is this. You're getting good at this, Twitchy. Starting to come back with more and more ammo, shot groupings are getting more steadily on point...

Oliver: Damn, really? It's... it's hard to notice.

Constance: Course it is. You're in the middle of a warzone every time you shoot, you're too busy fighting to be able to care.

Marvin: Either way, you're doing good out there, kid. Once we get back to the Monaco I'm gonna submit a request for your penitence duty to be rolled over to active duty. You're a hell of a fighter, Oliver - you've found your nerve. You should start getting paid for it like the rest of us.

Oliver: I, uh... thank you, sir.

edited 18th Jul '17 4:48:25 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#45865: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:50:42 PM

Eurybe: Thank you. It is a weapon capable of felling a dragon, so it is certainly a powerful one.

LightningLancer Even in these times, Life goes on from Firelink Shrine Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
Even in these times, Life goes on
#45866: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:52:54 PM

—Herbert notices Albert—

@Albert: Heya shorty. We're just testing out our new fangled firearms. At least these two—

—He points at Sandra and Roy—

—are. Me? I'm just filling targets full of lead with my trust shotgun.

—He sets the safety to 'on' and slings it across his shoulder—

edited 18th Jul '17 4:53:28 PM by LightningLancer

'If you fall seven times, stand up eight.' The cry of the Undead.
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#45867: Jul 18th 2017 at 4:59:30 PM

@Herbert Albert: "Hey, nothing wrong with a shotgun. I use a combat shotgun, myself. Among other weapons."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LightningLancer Even in these times, Life goes on from Firelink Shrine Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
Even in these times, Life goes on
#45868: Jul 18th 2017 at 5:02:41 PM

@Albert: Really? What else ya got?

'If you fall seven times, stand up eight.' The cry of the Undead.
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#45869: Jul 18th 2017 at 5:02:54 PM

Quartz: I am doing well, thank you. Just making some preparations for a short trip home smile

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#45870: Jul 18th 2017 at 5:15:48 PM

-Places his Combat Shotgun, BB gun, Blackhawk, Hunting rifle, Railway Rifle, Short Sword, Shishkebab, a Tire Iron, and his grenades on the table- Albert: "I also have a Launcher, but no ammo for it." -All of the guns have the safety on and are unloaded-

edited 18th Jul '17 5:19:38 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#45872: Jul 18th 2017 at 5:20:13 PM

-As the squad travels along the roads they hear a thumping-

-A thumping that only grows closer and causes them to stop in the road-

Marvin: ...oh, SHIT! IT'S A TITAN, EVERYONE TO COVER!

-The squad splits, most everyone but Oliver heading off to the left, and Oliver heading to the right, as a fairly large robot turns a corner and notices them-

-Oliver barely gets into cover before several blasts of energy begin raking the building he's in, and he's forced to run off through the building to avoid being incinerated, but all the while the Titan just thumps onwards-

???: Stop running, you piss-drinking terrorist! You'll only die tired!

-As Oliver keeps running his radio crackles to life

Anita: What the bloody hell? Where'd that Ion come from! Command told us the city was clear of armor!

Marvin: I'm scanning the com-nets, looks like the IMC had an armored division stashed away!

Constance: That Ion's moving away from us - shit, OLIVER!

edited 18th Jul '17 5:21:06 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Baseplate Since: Apr, 2012
#45873: Jul 18th 2017 at 5:21:03 PM

Sandra (to Albert): "Where do you keep all of that?"

"We dream of better worlds, so that one day we may surpass them."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#45874: Jul 18th 2017 at 5:23:46 PM

@Sandra Albert: "Myself." -Points to Pip-Boy- "Bio-Storage, never have to worry about packing."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LightningLancer Even in these times, Life goes on from Firelink Shrine Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
Even in these times, Life goes on
#45875: Jul 18th 2017 at 5:24:54 PM

—Herbert looks over Albert's arsenal—

@Albert: Impressive. Ya got any that are like this baby?

—He produces his pistol

@Albert: Unlimited ammo and fires laser rounds. Makes a bad day for any demons.

edited 18th Jul '17 5:25:35 PM by LightningLancer

'If you fall seven times, stand up eight.' The cry of the Undead.

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