Naomi: Okay, so. A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to an important dance, right? So first he goes to get a tuxedo, a nice suit to look good, but there's a pretty long tux line at the formal shop, so it takes him forever and a half to get it.
edited 3rd Jun '17 9:06:57 AM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Naomi: So then he has to get some flowers, to woo his date, right? So he goes over to the local floral shoppe, but there's a huge flower line there. This boy is nothing but persistent, though, and after a long wait he gets the florist to hand him some flowers.
Finally, a few days before, he goes to rent a limo just to go all-out for this. He really wants everything to go right. But guess what's at the rental store? You guessed it; a giant limo line. But this kid has transcended mortal patience, and he secures a limo for his beau.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Naomi: Indeed.
So the day comes. Or, well, the night anyways. Everything works - the tux looks great, the girl loves the flowers, the limo's a nice ride - they're dancing and having fun, and everything worked out great.
So after the first song the boy's girlfriend asks for some punch. So he goes to the punch table...
and he gets some punch.
-She doesn't say anything after that-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Naomi: -laughs-
Man you're smart, you got it right after I said it!
But if anyone ever gets confused about that you always tell 'em that they got the punch really fast, because there was no punchline.
Jahrimo: I dunno yet. Somewhere with people, probably. Talking to you guys made me remember how much I missed that.
The sphinx stands up, slowly walks over to the back wall of the chamber, and pushes against a rock in the wall. A moment after, there is a loud rumbling and the wall splits open, revealing a huge doorway that connects the chamber with... the outside, right at the foot of the mountain.

Quartz: Ah, depends on what are looking for? >.>