TVTropes Now available in the app store!
Open

Follow TV Tropes

Following

Across Universes

Go To

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#41176: Jun 3rd 2017 at 8:13:31 AM

Quartz: Ah, depends on what are looking for? >.>

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#41177: Jun 3rd 2017 at 8:21:53 AM

Jahrimo:    Like I said, fun jokes and interesting stories.    grin

FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#41178: Jun 3rd 2017 at 8:47:50 AM

Quartz: Well, am not really good at being comedian, to be honest >.>

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#41179: Jun 3rd 2017 at 8:51:30 AM

Longram: "I don't have any good jokes but I have some tales."

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#41180: Jun 3rd 2017 at 9:03:05 AM

Naomi: Okay, so. A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to an important dance, right? So first he goes to get a tuxedo, a nice suit to look good, but there's a pretty long tux line at the formal shop, so it takes him forever and a half to get it.

edited 3rd Jun '17 9:06:57 AM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#41181: Jun 3rd 2017 at 9:18:38 AM

Jahrimo:    Then I'm afraid I can't answer your questions.   

(@Naomi)Jahrimo:    ...go on...   

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#41182: Jun 3rd 2017 at 9:26:48 AM

Naomi: So then he has to get some flowers, to woo his date, right? So he goes over to the local floral shoppe, but there's a huge flower line there. This boy is nothing but persistent, though, and after a long wait he gets the florist to hand him some flowers.

Finally, a few days before, he goes to rent a limo just to go all-out for this. He really wants everything to go right. But guess what's at the rental store? You guessed it; a giant limo line. But this kid has transcended mortal patience, and he secures a limo for his beau.

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#41183: Jun 3rd 2017 at 9:34:32 AM

Jahrimo:    What a dedicated man.    surprised

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#41184: Jun 3rd 2017 at 9:41:00 AM

Naomi: Indeed.

So the day comes. Or, well, the night anyways. Everything works - the tux looks great, the girl loves the flowers, the limo's a nice ride - they're dancing and having fun, and everything worked out great.

So after the first song the boy's girlfriend asks for some punch. So he goes to the punch table...

and he gets some punch.

-She doesn't say anything after that-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#41185: Jun 3rd 2017 at 9:56:49 AM

Quartz: Uh, I don't get i- Oh... Oh wait...

LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#41186: Jun 3rd 2017 at 11:24:19 AM

Jahrimo: :?

>:?

idea

   AHAHAHA! Oh, that's a great one! I have to remember this joke!    [lol]

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#41187: Jun 3rd 2017 at 1:29:09 PM

@Jahrimo Albert: "How about a riddle? An old friend of mine taught me this one: 'I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I’m rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?'"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#41188: Jun 3rd 2017 at 1:37:26 PM

(@Albert)Jahrimo:    Hmm... that's a tough one... oh, I know! A frantic qanxin!    grin

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#41189: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:01:29 PM

@Jahrimo Albert: "What? No..."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#41190: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:05:10 PM

Jahrimo:    Why not? Qanxins can replicate themselves, and they vibrate heavily when they turn frantic.    :/

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#41191: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:08:33 PM

@Jahrimo Albert: "Do they wander at all?"

Will make dad jokes for friends.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#41192: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:11:52 PM

Naomi: -laughs-

Man you're smart, you got it right after I said it!

But if anyone ever gets confused about that you always tell 'em that they got the punch really fast, because there was no punchline. tongue

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#41193: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:18:48 PM

Jahrimo:    Well no, have YOU ever seen a wandering qanxin? That's just silly.    tongue

(@Naomi)Jahrimo:    Hey, I really liked that one, so I guess I should keep my word...   

The sphinx extends his paw, offering the slab to Naomi.

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#41194: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:22:28 PM

@Jahrimo Albert: "The answer is supposed to be tree, but I'll take it."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#41195: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:24:32 PM

-Naomi takes the slab-

Naomi: Thanks, Jahrimo. I'll stop by some other time! smile

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#41196: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:30:14 PM

Jahrimo:    Oh, that's very nice of you, but don't expect to find me here. I'm done with my task, so I'm gonna leave now.    >_>

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#41197: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:35:31 PM

Naomi: ...oh.

Where ya headed?

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#41198: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:42:58 PM

Jahrimo:    I dunno yet. Somewhere with people, probably. Talking to you guys made me remember how much I missed that.    tongue

The sphinx stands up, slowly walks over to the back wall of the chamber, and pushes against a rock in the wall. A moment after, there is a loud rumbling and the wall splits open, revealing a huge doorway that connects the chamber with... the outside, right at the foot of the mountain.

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#41199: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:44:49 PM

Fen:So we did it? Yeah we did it, woo.

Let's go.....guess not home.

PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
FokiasTheJester Since: Jul, 2012
#41200: Jun 3rd 2017 at 2:47:15 PM

Quartz: Oh, well, much convenient exit surprised


Total posts: 72,493
Top