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LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#40726: May 26th 2017 at 6:58:23 PM

...

...Oliver, please roll a Reflex Save.

LightningLancer Even in these times, Life goes on from Firelink Shrine Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
Even in these times, Life goes on
#40727: May 26th 2017 at 6:58:53 PM

—Takanuva reaches the bottom of the stairs and casts several light orbs to travel into the various alcoves illuminating them—

'If you fall seven times, stand up eight.' The cry of the Undead.
SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#40728: May 26th 2017 at 7:00:21 PM

-Oliver rolls 6+4-

-6 on the roll, and +4 because he is a twitchy robot-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#40729: May 26th 2017 at 7:00:40 PM

-Albert just has his Pip-Boy light on-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#40730: May 26th 2017 at 7:01:59 PM

Are you looking into the first left or first right alcove?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#40731: May 26th 2017 at 7:09:00 PM

-First left alcove-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#40732: May 26th 2017 at 7:23:51 PM

Well Oliver, the moment you step before the alcove, you hear a faint click below your feet.

In the alcove, thanks to the illumination provided by Taka and your own lights, you catch a glimpse of a statue resembling a large cat with a massive diamond blade affixed to its tail.

...a massive diamond blade that immediately shoots forward and pierces your right shoulder, I might add.

You're lucky you at least had enough reflexes in that twitchy body of yours to move your head out of the way after hearing the aforementioned click, or you'd have a third optical socket now.

The tail on the stature pulls itself back...

edited 26th May '17 7:25:25 PM by LeChuck4

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#40733: May 26th 2017 at 7:25:56 PM

-Oliver screams in fright as the blade cleanly disconnects his right arm-

-There is surprisingly little pain, the low-level processes in his body cutting out the pain response once they sense enough pressure being applied-

-This isn't enough to stop him from Jump Kitting out of the alcove-

edited 26th May '17 7:37:18 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#40734: May 26th 2017 at 7:28:33 PM

...and immediately shoots forward again, only barely missing you as you get the hell out of there.

The statue then rhythmically repeats this process over and over, continously jabbing its diamond-tipped tail out of the alcove and forward into the hallway.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#40735: May 26th 2017 at 7:32:11 PM

-Oliver is still screaming-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#40736: May 26th 2017 at 7:39:44 PM

-Albert Vats the cat to see any weaknesses as he pulls out his machine gun-

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#40737: May 26th 2017 at 7:40:51 PM

It's a statue.

It doesn't have notable weak points.

Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#40738: May 26th 2017 at 7:47:22 PM

Albert: "I don't know what the hell I was expecting..." -Starts shooting the base of the tail-

edited 26th May '17 7:48:04 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#40739: May 26th 2017 at 7:52:54 PM

After a whole lot of shots, the tail breaks off and the diamond blade falls to the floor.

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#40740: May 26th 2017 at 7:54:29 PM

-Oliver has stopped screaming and is now staring at his arm socket-

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#40741: May 26th 2017 at 7:57:47 PM

-Reloads and knocks away the tail-

edited 26th May '17 7:58:02 PM by Nemtsol

Will make dad jokes for friends.
LeChuck4 Since: Feb, 2010
#40742: May 26th 2017 at 8:05:04 PM

Congrats, you have managed to disable the trap in this alcove.

...there are about four more of these alcoves down the hallway.

...on each side.

Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#40743: May 26th 2017 at 8:08:25 PM

-Asagi pokes her head out through the door-

Asagi: Is anyone dead yet?!

We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
Imca (Veteran)
#40744: May 26th 2017 at 8:11:49 PM

-Okita also pokes her head in-

Okita: We heard shooting?

SpartyMcFly Military Grade Shitposter from Not where he should be Since: Nov, 2010 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Military Grade Shitposter
#40745: May 26th 2017 at 8:12:53 PM

Oliver: ...I wanna go home! I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANY MORE!

-As Naomi starts venturing down the staircase, Oliver curls up into a ball and starts crying-

-Rk. Jackson has paniced!-

edited 26th May '17 8:23:02 PM by SpartyMcFly

"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#40746: May 26th 2017 at 8:13:38 PM

-Fen is chugging along with the others-

-looking very slighty bored-

PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
Raidouthe21st Cool Dude from Whacking trick-or-treating punks Since: Jun, 2010 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Cool Dude
#40747: May 26th 2017 at 8:15:27 PM

Asagi: Oh...uh...you gonna be okay, man? Cause, like, there's no shame in resting you know...

-Wow, she actually sounds sincere in that-

We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)
Nemtsol Since: Nov, 2013
#40748: May 26th 2017 at 8:17:30 PM

-thumbs over to statue- Albert: "That cat thing attacked him, I shot the tail off."

Will make dad jokes for friends.
Imca (Veteran)
#40749: May 26th 2017 at 8:18:28 PM

-Suzu over coms-

Suzu: {How bad is he damaged? Tell him if he is missing parts to grab them and head back to the tank}

MrKirb Lights, Camera, Action! from bluh bluh land Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Lights, Camera, Action!
#40750: May 26th 2017 at 8:18:55 PM

-*Longram is still with the team, trying to check on the damage on Oliver.*

edited 26th May '17 8:24:19 PM by MrKirb


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