(@Quartz) Hastur: The picture of our new home. It's something we should commemorate, I think. ~shrugs~
(@Azzie) Hastur: So, well, just stand... anywhere you'd like. And try to relax and look natural. You too, Quartz.
(@Albert) Hastur: As usual. Overall cheerful, a bit sleepy, itching to obliterate an aeon-old civilization or two. ~yawns~
edited 16th May '17 2:55:31 PM by TheRiddleOfCards
(@Bruce) Hastur: Relax, mate. ~chuckles~ Just joking. I'm too old for this shit anyway. It's for those beings of cosmic power that haven't yet hit puberty and treat planets like playthings.
Said comment is weird since Hastur looks like he's barely older than eighteen himself.
(@Quartz) Hastur: That's good... Now do something impressive. ~finishes unrolling his canvas... on it is the picture of Terminus 1.0 he has made six months ago, fully finished and unchanged~
(@Bruce) Hastur: Right now - maybe. But in reality... try to imagine your worst Freudian hentai nightmare. ... ~throws somewhat ashamed glance aside~ Suzu and Asagi should've showed you their vid of me accidentally turning our first bounty quest into yaoi movie.
(@Quartz) Hastur: Yes, that's good... Also create a blade of crystal or whatever you can hold up for a while so I can take my time... ~nods, acknowledging Six' admiration, then starts drawing Quartz right over the previous picture~
(@Bruce) Hastur: You ain't that bad too. ~giggles~ Seriously though - among my ilk I am the patron of arts. And I've been the one who has sent the image of the "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" to a certain artist in his dreams. So one could say that I've been the progenitor of Earthlings' tentacle fetish.
(@Six) Hastur: It ain't no shame since the place looks all the fucking same. So I'm just upgrading the lifeless landscape with some vivid characters. ~starts outlining Azzie as well~ B-312, by the way, you deserve being there like no one else. Step up.
edited 16th May '17 3:19:38 PM by TheRiddleOfCards

Bruce: -Mouths "send help"-