-Mercuria brings a fighting bell out of nowhere and rings it three times-
-Oliver and his Titan friend get a good listen to the bellow of a Deathjack's boiler priming itself for combat, along with the faint screams of the damned being churned inside its engines. The mechanical monstrosity begins rushing at Stubbs, its hooks scraping the ground as its arms are held wide apart to crush Stubbs in its grip-
Asagi: Dude. Do you know how HARD it is to force your conscious mind to move at the speed of thought while being aware of the actual passage of time? Right here I am literally speaking too fast for my mouth to even physically perform, much less my middle pinky >.<
Oh, hey Suzu. Nice boobs.
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Asagi: @Lisa Believe me, if I were going to pop in at an inappropriate time, it'd be with only you around dressed like this.
@Six Yeah. I'm keeping track of two different chronologies, so you dipweeds have been having fun for like a week or so while I've been bored out of my goddamn skull for centuries here >.<
Anyways, I came with some good news and some bad news >.>
Mercuria: Yeah. You know, they say it churns the souls of the living to feed its engines. It's probably one of the most terrifying things to face.
...Makes it a lot more exciting, doesn't it?
-The Deathjack is knocked off center in a critical moment, and its claw sails right over the shoulder of Stubbs as it uses the other to keep from dropping to the ground prone. Scratches appear on Stubbs as the hooks flail for a moment in the air. The Deathjack sounds far more pissed as it makes an even louder hiss of indignation-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Asagi: ...
Okay, before I say anything else, I am just gonna let you know that you have officially made this stupid escapade worth it. >.>
-She brings up a hologram showing a spliced movie clip of Longram saying "It's better to swallow, in my opinion" playing on repeat before minimizing it to near-nothing-
Anyways, I'll go with the good news, cause I know you're eager for it. The good news is that we kiiiiiiiiinda got into a run-in with those creepy crawly elder goddish things or were they outer gods fuck if I know. Soooooo we kinda ran into a few glitches in the simulation software while we iron things out. Nothing big, it just might kinda...delete your brains if nobody fixes it soon.
-The Deathjack angrily slams the ground, making large cracks on the unofficial field as it right itself and charges at Stubbs, intent on slamming its fist into the ironclad's face. Hammer meets faceplate dead-on, while chained-fist meets face. It is clear who has struck harder as the Deathjack stands back a few feet, metal chunks falling off-
Mercuria: Yeah. But I'd say this is what people like us train for.
@Oliver If you want a go at any time, go on. I made this kind of space for it.
edited 7th May '17 9:30:16 PM by Raidouthe21st
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-Six blinks-
-Anyone who stares at him may choose to roll Perception-
Six: Well, that's comforting to know.
Oliver: -looks over to the Deathjack for a moment-
You know what? Sure thing.
-Oliver's Titan reaches down and picks him up as it deposits him inside-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Asagi: ...Oh. Wait.
That WAS the bad news. >.>
-Mercuria smirks as Oliver jumps into the suit-
-Meanwhile, the simulated Deathjack has its hand bound by Stubbs when they lock hands and has its faceplate pounded in harder, reducing its horned face by half. But the skulls impaled upon its shoulder spikes start glowing, and the ironclad finds a far stronger pressure squeezing his hand-
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Asagi: I found my old copy of "Ninja Lalachan: Saviour of the Cosmos"!
Funny thing, it was lodged inside the sofa I dragged along. It's always the last place you look, innit?
-The simulated Deathjack's head unit is bashed again and again and again, sinking further and further into its boiler plate until the horns are just barely sticking out. Just as it seems Stubbs' hand could be crippled...the Deathjack lets go. It goes slack and drunkenly sways as it tries to pull its head out-
Mercuria: Got a partner in mind? Cause there is someone here next to you who's also watching the match you could test your skills against.
We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)-Six stares ahead for a moment-
Six: ...I'm gonna enjoy these hot springs before I get erased.
-Oliver looks down at Eurybe, the Titan's optic clicking-
Oliver: -to Eurybe- You sure about this? Just so that I don't end up trying to beat on somebody who doesn't wanna fight.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

-Suzu cautiously waves to Asagi-