Attendant Bot 1: The estimated trip time is half a millennium, during which all passengers will be entered into stasis, and given access to a simulation to keep there minds from atrophying, the passage of time in the simulation will be accelerated from your point of view, in reality this is so that the ships can run on a bare minimum of clock cycles, but it also has the nice effect of making the trip seem shorter for you
@ : Asagi: The ATLAS drive is not a fast transport method, but it is all that we have
Any more questions?
Attendant Bot 2: Alright, those with there hands waved, follow the flashing yellow light it will lead you to direct connection jacks, feel free to plug yourself in and then enter standby mode yourself if your able too, if you are unable too an assistant will be glad to assist you
Those of you who do not, are to take one of these
-Holds up a clip-
And apply it near your central processing unit
-Holds up a jumpsuit-
One of these if you are modeled after organics
And then return here, you will be joining them in cryo once they are processed
-Attendant 3 looks at the pair, it scan's roy and nods-
-Handing both of them a clip-
Attendant 3: Please apply this close to whatver qualifies as your brain, and head to the cryopods if your compatible with being frozen, stasis pods if your not
-Its hands motion in the appropriate directions-
edited 1st May '17 5:53:46 PM by Imca
-Six returns, wearing a latex suit that makes him look like Superman-
-Oliver, in the meanwhile, heads over towards one of the jacks-
Oliver: Could I get some help? Not sure how to put this into standby.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Attendant Bot 1: They are being encouraged to enter stasis to reduce the demands on the lifesuport systems, however a small skeleton crew is being assembled to look after the pods, if you wish to join this crew, there is 1 spot remaining, please head down to the bridge
@ Bruce: Side effects include, headaches and nausea, partial facial paralysis, and loss of virility.... all however subside within a week
-Suzu joins up with Azzie blushing a bit-
-While attendant 2 plugs Oliver in and puts his chassis into standby-
-Before motioning the non pluging in people off to the cryo pods-
Attendant 3: @Roy: Stasis pods are that way then
-motions-

Attendant Robot 1: @ Bruce: It is going to stick for at least 500 years
-It then turns to the people in the group with a pink stamp-
-It then hands each of them a jumpsuit sized for them, and an ear clip-
Please get changed, and put this on, your belongings have been logged and will return to you when we arrive
Attendant Robot 2: @Blue Stamp People: Please raise your hand if you have some kind of direct connection to your memory cortex
-Suzu looks slightly confused and shakes her head no-
Attendant Robot 3: @Greenstamp People: You have been selected for manual processing please step foward one by one for a deep level scan to find your most suitable stasis pod