[Burger Place]
Donna: Well, a spaceship got loaned to me, big enough for the machine I use to come with me. But then it got "reacquired", and I got stuck here. Some locals saw me die, but remembered my face when I was seemingly back days later.
(Beat.)
Donna: Whiiiiiiiiiich was taken as a sign that "The Fell" got a new acolyte. So, some witch hunts started, until Alchemilla saw some of my scientific stuff. So, my death got faked, and here I am now.
[Burger Place]
(The posters depict, respectively, in the order their names were mentioned; a purple-haired looking adult who wouldn't look out of place at, say, Hot Topic, a brown-haired girl sticking out her tongue like a rockstar, with makeup resembling lightning, and the last depicts a... Well, it's vandalized, to make the recepient's skin green, with red eyes, among other things.)
Longram: "Unfair you say? I don't hear any productive suggestions on how to deal with those problems and considering how you just complain about your life...I'm sure you make a great business owner with that mouth of yours."
edited 6th Apr '17 9:01:10 PM by MrKirb

Longram: "Oh...."
>.>
(Smooth, Longram, smooth.)
-*Clears throat.*
"So, what brings a guy like you to planet Ohm?"