(@Turax) Akhen: ~is there, has been using Blue magic to divert attention from himself~ Do you heat water up with Pyroclasm when you take a bath?
-A big guy
in fatigues walks in and sees the spa-
???: I think I accidentally checked into one of them 'love hotels'.
(@Turax) Akhen: Then you've saved yourself the pleasure of achieving this height later in life. As there are countless spells, there are countless ways to enjoy the process of receiving the new knowledge. ... Even if said knowledge is of Red/Green magic. Ew.
Hastur meanwhile notices the canine visitor and waves to him with a smile.
(@???) Hastur: Well, nobody's copulating yet, so I can assure you you're in the right place.
(@Turax) Akhen: ~smirks, ears pointing up~ You dare to mock my magic while being doused neck to toe in the element which we Blue Mages tap into for mana?
(@Azzie) Hastur: ~nods towards the furry newcomer~ Hm. Are you two acquainted or?

Turax: "Eh, this water is still kinda cold." :/