-Hearing the sound, Asagi perks her ears up-
Asagi: ?!?!
Guys! I think Albert's keeping children in his closet again!
-She tries to go to his room...but walks face-first into a door and is knocked flat on her butt, out cold-
-Lack of eyes really sucks-
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We Are Our Avatars Forever (Now on Discord by invitation, PM)Naomi: -to Lisa- I think so. Don't quote me on it.
-Naomi turns her attention back to the holoscreen-
...unfortunately, however, Betiko's journey came to a tragic end when his ship angled too steeply into the gas giant's atmosphere, and was incinerated. Terminus Flight Control has again stated that gravitational slingshots should not be taking you into the atmosphere of the objects you are slingshotting around.
In mystery news, Nowhere is no more. A relatively uncared for and unloved planet in the grand scheme of things, the first look anyone has taken at Nowhere in the past six months has revealed the planet and its moon, Nothing, are completely devoid of life. First reported on by the Terminus Times newspaper, no vehicular drive signatures were detected around Nowhere or its satellite, despite the fact several vessels have been chartered for regular transit to and from the world. Attempts to contact Nowhere through every medium, including the galactinet, tight and widebeam laser transmissions, and radio, have revealed not just a lack of contact, but a lack of any signals originating from the planet - even Nowhere's quantum entanglement communicator has fallen silent.
Further adding to the perplexing nature of the populace's disappearance, the individual who discovered this requested time at a telescope to view the planet itself, to find that Nothing itself has gone completely missing. After multiple looks by other ships with their own sensor arrays and other telescopes throughout the system, cross-referenced with orbital maps of Nowhere's system, Nada, Nothing's disappearance was confirmed, though this process took several hours primarily because Nada was so unimportant the cartographers that mapped the system did not bother to give its map files a unique name.
As of press time, the Terminus Defense Force has reported that it is currently constructing a series of disposable, unmanned probes that will be sent to Nada and placed in orbit around Nowhere to attempt to determine the cause of its communications blackout and the disappearance of its natural satellite. No launch time is yet known, but rest assured the News Terminal will keep you regularly updated on Nowhere's status, provided more important news does n- hold up. This just in, local celebrity Brizzany has just been spotted drunk in the streets! The News Terminal goes now to our Eye in the Sky, Monoculus, for further details. Monoculus?
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edited 19th Mar '17 7:36:58 PM by SpartyMcFly
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."Naomi: Moon. That's a good question though.
Any sort of pinch drive big enough to tear a moon through the interdimensional medium would leave a telltale signature for months, and if it was blown up or disintegrated there would be at least some sign that it once existed. Rubble, ejecta, even dust or a human-imperceptible photon burst from whatever weapon did it in.
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"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."

Six: Not like you're missing much. Covenant have burned most of 'em. They're probably burning Earth as we speak.
Oliver: Eh. Can't help all the time, I guess. How many of us are there?
Naomi: Scientific computer. Provides atmospheric measurement and chemical testing services.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."