Have you considered calming down? You could use it.
I told you, this is natural.
edited 16th Aug '16 8:16:46 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerHave you ever been outside in your life? That skin tone, geez...
He bought a crane game for the shack, filled it full of little bobblehead Stans, and made the grabber way too weak to lift 'em. -wipes away a single tear- Kid's gonna go far, I tell ya
edited 16th Aug '16 4:07:34 AM by Murataku
You need blood and he's got more than enough!What are you creatures?
See, I don't really do evil plans anymore. But nobody said I can't still act like a villain!
edited 16th Aug '16 7:57:58 AM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.How do you balance between carrying out your eeeevil plans and taking care of the kids?
(her wings start to rise) Well...
I'VE SEEN CLOP AND IT'S SO DISGUSTING!
Might as well not look it up after all...
edited 16th Aug '16 5:04:21 PM by TroperNo9001
"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."Have you considered looking up "clop"?
Yes, my Glyphs let me control ice.
edited 16th Aug '16 5:25:58 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerDo you have ice-powers like that other chick?
In all honesty, it's not exactly as bad as you might think, but it's a sensation that's difficult to describe. I prefer being outside of it when I'm with a trainer, however.
edited 16th Aug '16 5:37:59 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."What's it like to be cramped inside your Poké Ball?
Excuse us, but we do have hooves. They really look like that.
But look what I can do! (She blows into one of her forehooves. Finger-like stubs appear on the other.)
Well, that's just creepy.
edited 16th Aug '16 5:19:06 PM by TroperNo9001
"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."Why don't you have hooves?
Certainly not! My job is one of the few things I enjoy in life.
edited 16th Aug '16 6:14:57 PM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Do you ever get tired of making life a living you-know-what for people?
Sure I can. How else do you think Pokémon such as myself understand our trainers if we get into battles with others? It's only under certain circumstances that I can communicate to the trainers back, however.
edited 16th Aug '16 5:56:50 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."How's managing Camp Kidney going for you?
(reads the fic) Oh, goodness! Why would I ever do that to you, Dashie?
(cowers in a Troubled Fetal Position) Yeah, what were they thinking when they wrote that?!
edited 16th Aug '16 6:26:00 PM by TroperNo9001
"YOU ARE KAIND. MERSIFULL. AND, MOAST OF ALL... YOU DOAN'T KNOW HOW TO CLAIMB."What do you think of Cupcakes?
No! Is this because of my dad? Because I'm nothing like him!
edited 16th Aug '16 7:52:44 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerSo, you're clearly evil, am I right?
Spending time with The Guardian can have that effect on you.
edited 16th Aug '16 9:13:26 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.Is that dark halo around your eyes makeup, or is it natural? Bar fight?
I don't see it, but if you say so...
(Believe us, at this point we've lost count on how many times we've heard that one.)
edited 16th Aug '16 7:52:54 PM by Tre
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Do people ever tell you that you look like Finn from Adventure Time?
That's just the way it gets when Zoruas become Zoroarks, I guess. It takes a lot of work to keep it looking this nice, though.
edited 16th Aug '16 8:29:40 PM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."Dude how do you get your hair like that?
Man, you're a funny guy! I'm not telling you, though.
edited 17th Aug '16 12:55:17 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev....Are you ok?
I have heard of this strange man. If he chose to hit on me, I would slash his face and probably put him in an illusion just to escape him. Of course, if he doesn't do any of that, I could see if he's worthy of training me or possibly I could play pranks on him with my illusions.
edited 17th Aug '16 7:22:05 AM by kablammin45
"Hey, least I didn't lose all my artistic talent when I crash landed in the arena here."What would you do if you met Johnny Bravo?
Yes, I have. As much as I detest dogs of any kind, what he did was just... abominable.
edited 17th Aug '16 7:58:02 AM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.Are you familiar with a particular veterinarian who tried to place dogs on the Moon?
What a weird question! Everyone is a sphere on Earth.
edited 17th Aug '16 12:13:00 PM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?Why are you a sphere?
Because it runs in my family.
edited 17th Aug '16 5:35:06 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerHow did your skin get so pale?
Those are my ears! They just have tufts of fur at the ends.
edited 18th Aug '16 10:27:26 AM by DrNoPuma
Please make this canon, DC. I love the idea of the Joker and Harley's hyenas acting like them.

Do you do snow cones?
edited 15th Aug '16 8:16:57 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.