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So, how has the relationship been going?

Oh, uh, n-n-n-no, the-these are just my gloves. I don't like t-to get my hands dirty...

Edited by n3rd_d4sh on Dec 21st 2018 at 8:00:44 PM

Are those really your hands? They look familiar...

Dynamic deduction, Fury! It's more of magical technology, but saying more would spoil my secrets of using it!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 21st 2018 at 7:27:56 PM

Does it ever strike you as odd that you're teaching science using a magic school bus?

Training! Sparring, calisthenics, aerobics, anything that'll keep me in tip-top shape!

Edited by ArmoredFury on Dec 21st 2018 at 6:59:37 PM

What do you do every morning?

Maybe it's too much... it's fine. Anyways, my name is Anissa.

Edited by AdeptGaderius on Dec 21st 2018 at 2:28:19 AM

How’s life? Also, who are you?

Not "hate", really.

...

She doesn't talk, but I assume her answer is the same.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 21st 2018 at 9:50:42 AM

Is there someone you hate?

I am NOT cute, that's about it, not cute in the slightest

Don't kid yourself Meta, you're the cutest knight to have ever lived!

sigh Alright, I guess you're right then milady

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 21st 2018 at 9:43:49 AM

Mr. M. Knight; I have it on good authority that you are cuddly, precious and adorable. What are your thoughts on this?

You talk nonzzenzzzh, warmblood. Better idea, how about you come over here an' I give you a bare-handed lobotomy? Might zztraighten yer wordzzh out a bit.

Edited by PresidentStalkeyes on Dec 21st 2018 at 10:29:06 AM

I assume that, since you're a dragon, you have a really good theme song. Can I hear it?

That's implying we know what not having them feels like.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 21st 2018 at 11:51:27 AM

What does having cat ears feel like?

Somewhat. They're an augmented reality display interface.

Edited by Baseplate on Dec 21st 2018 at 11:11:01 AM

Do you need your glasses to see properly, or are they just a fashion statement?

I don't think Big's too much of a fan of changing things, so he'd probably keep himself consistent. I like Mr. Microscopic, though! Makes me sound like a comic book character.

Implying you aren't basically one already.

Well, not officially. Something something, video games.

Edited by Tre on Dec 21st 2018 at 10:53:20 AM

So if you were a hundred feet tall, would you be called 'Mr. Microscopic' while Big is still called Big, or would he be renamed 'Colossal'?

Buzinezzzh queriez. Ztuff like, 'I know a problem perzon or inconvenient buzinezzh that needz takin' care of, what are yer ratez'?. I have no patienze fer yer little zmalltalk zezzhionz. Onze, zhome pathetic drunk bugger zat next to me in a tavern an' zztarted tellin' me hizh bloody life ztory. He wouldn't zhut hiz little cakehole even after I zzpezhifically azhked 'im to. Zo I zhtuck a fork in hiz hand. I'da prob'ly ztuck one in yer hand by now.

Edited by PresidentStalkeyes on Dec 21st 2018 at 4:26:32 PM

Given that you keep calling me insane, what are normal questions like?

No, not really. Some stuff you might consider odd, but nothing strange for our world.

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 21st 2018 at 11:09:19 AM

So, do you two have any weird hobbies?

My father, Chrom, used to be unsure about our relationship, he wouldn't try to make me upset nor even think of it, but I noticed he wasn't always comfortable with it, both Robins were a bit more accepting but still somewhat uncomfortable at first, they all grew to accept it eventually, however.

Kirby and Dedede had no problem with it, surprisingly enough, they even went as far as setting us up for blind dates, and rejoiced when we became an item. I did noticed that some other fighters got jealous of me, but that's about it.

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 21st 2018 at 10:15:22 AM

Does anyone find your relationship... weird?

Edited by TheWhiteWolf on Dec 21st 2018 at 11:03:41 AM

What's the hottest thing you've turned to snow?

Time Traveling. No regrets!

Edited by HyperReal on Dec 21st 2018 at 8:15:12 AM

Why are you blue?

Finding a better way to survive in daylight. Red mist annoys the shrine maidens and parasols are a pain to hold.

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Satori, why are you even here if you’re not responding to questions?

Edited by Emperor_Ing on Dec 21st 2018 at 11:29:16 AM

Got any long-term goals now?

Okay, if you people keep making that same question over and over again, I won't answer it, this is the last time I will be bothering myself to do it.

Alright, although we've said this before, we met after I was invited over to Smash, he apparently knew beforehand of Marth and Ike so it was easy for him to know what world I came, our first formal meeting was during a regular sparing session, which I ended up losing, he offered to train me in combat, and things just naturally escalated from there

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 22nd 2018 at 12:25:57 PM

So, how did you two meet?

Hey, there' a lot of questions asked on here, I don't read them all.

Oh, just the usual sort of thing. Play explosives with the children, arm-wrestle Thing, do some Zen Yogi, blow up my trains, some bounces on the trampoline, sword-fighting with my beautiful wife...nothing spectacular, but we enjoy it.

Edited by Murataku on Dec 23rd 2018 at 6:15:51 AM

What do you do during the day?

Lisa: I'm a babysitter, b-word.

Emma: Knock it off,

Edited by AdeptGaderius on Dec 22nd 2018 at 11:22:30 AM

For hire, eh? What kind of jobs are you two willing to do?

Oh, this? Truth to be told, it's... not very strong. Which isn't a problem, of course. I just have to dodge everything the enemy throws at me!

Edited by ArmoredFury on Dec 23rd 2018 at 2:49:43 AM

How strong is your armor?

Nope!

Edited by HyperReal on Dec 23rd 2018 at 3:40:49 AM

Have you ever tried just...not being a bratty little jerk?

You know, we've hardly seen a trace of them for weeks. Ah well, you know how it is with newlyweds, heh. Let them have their fun.

Answer based off a specific episode.

Edited by Murataku on Dec 24th 2018 at 7:31:04 AM

How're the neighbors doing?

-Ai looks a tad confused at that question.-

"Eh...? Castle...?"

-Is there some kind of English pun she's missing or something? She can't think of one, but she's still learning English so maybe she's missing it...-

"I don't know what you're talking about... Card Capital's the card shop I go to."

-Ai blinks, baffled.-

"Ehhh?! M-My hair... What do you mean...? I-It's normal, isn't it...?"

-Oh man, she looks pink now. Definitely embarrassed and self-conscious.-

"I-It's just how my hair is..."

-Poor girl's so embarrassed, and her eyes are being hidden by her bangs as she just silently screams about her hair apparently being strange.-

-D-Do the other Aichis go through this...?!-

Edited by CrystalMemoria on Dec 23rd 2018 at 9:46:27 AM

Card Capital, eh? Does it also have a castle?

Teacher's secret!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Dec 23rd 2018 at 11:43:25 PM

Why is your hair so blue and angular?

How does the bus work?

Yep. We're still best friends.

Edited by HyperReal on Dec 23rd 2018 at 8:02:37 AM