Why is that flower on your shoulder wearing sunglasses?
What? Those guys? You're kidding, right? What's the worst they could do?
edited 8th Sep '16 5:26:59 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.How much of a threat do you suppose the Red and Green plumbers are?
Haven't played that game, lemme chec- Heh, looks pretty fun! Kinda fucking hilarious seeing veggies killing those damn things! Although, seems like this might need more action. And those zombies be goddamn weird!
edited 9th Sep '16 7:50:15 AM by ironcommando
...ehehWhat do you think of Plants vs. Zombies?
For starters, I am a man. For seconds, we the Bird-Men, of course, lay eggs!
edited 9th Sep '16 10:51:11 AM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?Do you lay eggs or give live birth?
Only if you pay for dinner!
edited 10th Sep '16 7:18:33 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerWould you please do that to me? I'm sorry, I couldn't think of anything else! XD
This is a ghost bubble! It's my only line of defense from being horribly killed and/or possessed by the ghost of an evil clown! Fortunately, I have an unlimited supply, thanks to another ghost clown helping me. (see my signature)
edited 9th Sep '16 4:35:04 PM by DrNoPuma
Very good kittyAw hey there, little guy! What's that in your hand?'
Eh... They're right here. In my head.
edited 10th Sep '16 9:35:08 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Is the Wizard Beard mandatory, or just traditional?
Primates? Never heard of them. But there's plenty of prime mates, if tha—
Nick! Anyway, I think I remember hearing something about them in school. They all went extinct a really long time ago, when we were all savage.
edited 10th Sep '16 8:02:45 AM by TheGreatUnknown
Are there any primates in your city?
Not telling!
edited 10th Sep '16 8:13:34 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerDo you believe that it's kill or be killed?
In my headcanon backstory, he's an evil ghost who won't stop until he's killed and possessed me! See, when he was alive, he was my trainer at the circus. But he was so mean that I decided to run away. He chased after me, and got himself killed by falling into a river! Now his ghost wants to possess me in revenge!
edited 10th Sep '16 8:30:56 AM by DrNoPuma
Very good kittyWho the hell is the clown?
...What do you mean?
edited 10th Sep '16 2:54:32 PM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?So, what idiot came up with your anime?
Yang's severed arm. It's so nice! I don't know, but this seemed the funniest answer.
edited 11th Sep '16 9:12:12 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerIs that a pentagram behind you?
...We say it's hair dye. There is a lot of hair dye in 2074. Why else certain humans
have green hair?
edited 11th Sep '16 5:39:01 AM by arcada188
You really are from the future! Tell me, am I living in a cottage in Nova Scotia, happily married with one egg and another on the way?How do you (and some other Jurals) get away with having purple hair? Why doesn't anyone get suspicious of it?
Wrong Sonic cartoon. This is a different incarnation of Robotnik. Scratch? Grounder? I do not have robots by those names. You aren't talking about my dear pet Cluck, are you?
edited 11th Sep '16 6:03:03 AM by DrNoPuma
Very good kittyWhy does everyone think you're an alien?
I... They're right here! In my face!
edited 11th Sep '16 10:08:42 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Why are you eating that apple? Is it to look more like an asshole?
Sorry.
edited 11th Sep '16 2:30:08 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber ControllerCan you please stop looking at the camera like that? You're making me kind of uncomfortable.
I don't know if I should spoiler-mark this or not... Oh bollocks to it.
Yep
edited 11th Sep '16 2:32:41 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.

Does this vacuum cleaner smell funny to you?
edited 8th Sep '16 5:51:57 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.