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TheGamechanger Ridley from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Ridley
Dec 19th 2017 at 8:24:38 PM

I'm pretty sure Jack will be popular with the kids as a Mall Santa.

ITT: World of Supers
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
Dec 19th 2017 at 8:31:01 PM

They've got the right outfit, but I'm pretty sure the kids would be too terrified to sit down on their lap.

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
RaspyMink Scary Pokemom from Denver Relationship Status: A cockroach, nothing can kill it.
Scary Pokemom
Dec 20th 2017 at 10:17:32 AM

I can't imagine that the kids or mall management would like it too much, but I bet it would be hilarious! [lol]

Back in action! (o^-^)o
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Dec 20th 2017 at 10:49:43 AM

She's quite too big, but the children seem to like her.

Though they ask their parents several questions.

Fall.
CrystalMemoria Jean Dove - Angelic Rhythm from Planet Cray Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
Jean Dove - Angelic Rhythm
Dec 20th 2017 at 10:50:35 AM

[up][up] I'm not sure how well that would work... Just imagine Dyna Blade asking what the kids want for Christmas:

-LOUD BIRD SHRIEKING NOISES-

-Kid sitting near Dyna Blade starts bawling-

I don't imagine her meaning to scare the kids, but I don't think they could handle it too well.

[up] They'd probably intimidate the kids a lot... on the other hand Master Chief's supposed to be really awesome or something so he might wrap back around to being a great mall Santa.

edited 20th Dec '17 10:52:35 AM by CrystalMemoria

Frey disappeared, but Jean's still working on the farm. She hears screaming that sounds very familiar. Still, no time to think about it!
Berrenta Off the hook! from Texas Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Off the hook!
Dec 20th 2017 at 2:28:03 PM

I'm sure he'll be a good Mall Santa.

Wispy Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Dec 21st 2017 at 3:38:37 AM

Frightened Mall Santa finds it hard to give presents to the kids. But she tries.

Kids do question why Santa is a female pony, though.

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
arimothereindeer The Man They Called a Magician from 60s Japan Relationship Status: Robosexual
The Man They Called a Magician
Dec 21st 2017 at 5:31:50 AM

Some kids are scared, but others want to hold him and take him home.

Little did they know, I'm impervious to bullets. 🔥
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Relationship Status: Desperate
Dec 23rd 2017 at 9:19:30 AM

Well if he doesn't do anything too stupid i doubt alot could go wrong.

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Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Dec 25th 2017 at 7:33:15 PM

The kids just cry.

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
Dec 26th 2017 at 6:37:39 PM

The kids annoy her past the breaking point.

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Feb 12th 2018 at 4:41:11 AM

The kids think it's amazing, the parents are aghast. Animal control is called. Oh dear.

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
CyberController Cute girl plus bad driver=zombie idol. Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Cute girl plus bad driver=zombie idol.
Feb 12th 2018 at 9:02:20 AM

Well, I don't know if Christmas is still around at this time.

Even if we're dead, we'll make our dreams come true...
Psychedelicate from a galaxy far, far away
Feb 12th 2018 at 2:23:37 PM

The kids' parents quickly drag their children away due to the Mall Santa being innapropriate.

So this is how you change avatars now?
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Relationship Status: Desperate
Sep 14th 2018 at 2:54:04 PM

The kids keep asking santa and their parents why he has an eyepatch.

[1] [2] [3] Click the links for some info about my avatar.
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Sep 14th 2018 at 3:08:11 PM

A whole city full of children develop a lifelong fear of Star Santa.

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Sep 14th 2018 at 5:02:19 PM

Don't worry lads. It's for an undercover mission.

Please. Send some help.
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Sep 15th 2018 at 5:43:07 AM

No one buys it, and his constant insulting of children gets him fired on day one.

Fall.
Enirboreh Taking these broken wings and learning to fly. from you tell me. Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
Taking these broken wings and learning to fly.
Sep 15th 2018 at 5:45:27 AM

Everybody into the #$&%box.

"People have been telling me I'm special as soon as I could understand. I don't want that. I didn't work for this. I want to earn it."
Mhazard ZERO TWO from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
ZERO TWO
Sep 18th 2018 at 8:37:50 AM

The kids immediately hit puberty upon seeing her.

Cute girls are cute.
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Sep 29th 2018 at 2:35:23 AM

It's probably some sort of publicity thing. The costume is a bit fanservicey. The kids eat it up, and so do the dads.

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Relationship Status: Desperate
Sep 29th 2018 at 12:37:32 PM

They do a fine job at it.

[down]It would just look like a massive cluster of stars at the night sky which are lightyears away from each other anyway.

Edited by inkoalawetrust on Sep 29th 2018 at 9:23:16 PM

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Emperor_Ing Perpetually Annoyed Soul Torturer from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Perpetually Annoyed Soul Torturer
Sep 29th 2018 at 12:42:09 PM

Itís a little too incomprehensibly large and is fired for driving children insane.

Memes echo around you...
EeveeGirlChey A frood who really knows where his towel is. from Betelgeuse Relationship Status: Chocolate!
A frood who really knows where his towel is.
Sep 29th 2018 at 7:06:43 PM

All the kids in town really enjoy the youthful, cheerful Mrs. Claus! Even teenage boys enjoy her for more than one reason.

"Oh, come! I think that's pretty good coverage for your disintergrated pile of rubble!"

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