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I'm pretty sure Jack will be popular with the kids as a Mall Santa.
They've got the right outfit, but I'm pretty sure the kids would be too terrified to sit down on their lap.
I can't imagine that the kids or mall management would like it too much, but I bet it would be hilarious!
She's quite too big, but the children seem to like her.
Though they ask their parents several questions.
I'm not sure how well that would work... Just imagine Dyna Blade asking what the kids want for Christmas:
-LOUD BIRD SHRIEKING NOISES-
-Kid sitting near Dyna Blade starts bawling-
I don't imagine her meaning to scare the kids, but I don't think they could handle it too well.
They'd probably intimidate the kids a lot... on the other hand Master Chief's supposed to be really awesome or something so he might wrap back around to being a great mall Santa.
edited 20th Dec '17 10:52:35 AM by CrystalMemoria
I'm sure he'll be a good Mall Santa.
Decent Mall Santa
Frightened Mall Santa finds it hard to give presents to the kids. But she tries.
Kids do question why Santa is a female pony, though.
Some kids are scared, but others want to hold him and take him home.
Well if he doesn't do anything too stupid i doubt alot could go wrong.
The kids just cry.
The kids annoy her past the breaking point.
The kids think it's amazing, the parents are aghast. Animal control is called. Oh dear.
Well, I don't know if Christmas is still around at this time.
The kids' parents quickly drag their children away due to the Mall Santa being innapropriate.
The kids keep asking santa and their parents why he has an eyepatch.
A whole city full of children develop a lifelong fear of Star Santa.
Don't worry lads. It's for an undercover mission.
No one buys it, and his constant insulting of children gets him fired on day one.
Everybody into the #$&%box.
The kids immediately hit puberty upon seeing her.
It's probably some sort of publicity thing. The costume is a bit fanservicey. The kids eat it up, and so do the dads.
They do a fine job at it.
It would just look like a massive cluster of stars at the night sky which are lightyears away from each other anyway.
Edited by inkoalawetrust on Sep 29th 2018 at 9:23:16 PM
Itís a little too incomprehensibly large and is fired for driving children insane.
All the kids in town really enjoy the youthful, cheerful Mrs. Claus! Even teenage boys enjoy her for more than one reason.
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