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TheGamechanger Pirate Master from Fourth Wall Relationship Status: Robosexual
Pirate Master
Dec 19th 2017 at 8:24:38 PM

I'm pretty sure Jack will be popular with the kids as a Mall Santa.

ITT: World of Supers
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
Dec 19th 2017 at 8:31:01 PM

They've got the right outfit, but I'm pretty sure the kids would be too terrified to sit down on their lap.

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Dec 20th 2017 at 10:17:32 AM

I can't imagine that the kids or mall management would like it too much, but I bet it would be hilarious! [lol]

RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Dec 20th 2017 at 10:49:43 AM

She's quite too big, but the children seem to like her.

Though they ask their parents several questions.

Awesome tune.
CrystalMemoria Aichi Sendou - PSY Qualia Zombie from Planet Cray Relationship Status: Waiting for Prince Charming
Aichi Sendou - PSY Qualia Zombie
Dec 20th 2017 at 10:50:35 AM

[up][up] I'm not sure how well that would work... Just imagine Dyna Blade asking what the kids want for Christmas:

-LOUD BIRD SHRIEKING NOISES-

-Kid sitting near Dyna Blade starts bawling-

I don't imagine her meaning to scare the kids, but I don't think they could handle it too well.

[up] They'd probably intimidate the kids a lot... on the other hand Master Chief's supposed to be really awesome or something so he might wrap back around to being a great mall Santa.

edited 20th Dec '17 10:52:35 AM by CrystalMemoria

"Misaki... Thank you for always watching over me at Card Capital and the Cardfight Club. You'll continue to stay by my side, won't you?"
Berrenta from Texas Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Dec 20th 2017 at 2:28:03 PM

I'm sure he'll be a good Mall Santa.

Wispy Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
Dec 20th 2017 at 10:11:22 PM

Decent Mall Santa

I used to go by the troper handles/names, Ecrivan and Bleddyn.
Murataku Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid
Dec 21st 2017 at 3:38:37 AM

Frightened Mall Santa finds it hard to give presents to the kids. But she tries.

Kids do question why Santa is a female pony, though.

Vince, every time you get near a mirror you end up mesmerised by your own reflection. You're like a budgie.
arimothereindeer Third Generation Thief from 60s Japan Relationship Status: Robosexual
Third Generation Thief
Dec 21st 2017 at 5:31:50 AM

Some kids are scared, but others want to hold him and take him home.

“Sometimes I’m even better than I think I am.”
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Relationship Status: Desperate
Dec 23rd 2017 at 9:19:30 AM

Well if he doesn't do anything too stupid i doubt alot could go wrong.

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Murataku Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid
Dec 25th 2017 at 7:33:15 PM

The kids just cry.

Vince, every time you get near a mirror you end up mesmerised by your own reflection. You're like a budgie.
Some_Person He'll take the case! from Land of Maple Syrup and Hockey Relationship Status: Chocolate!
He'll take the case!
Dec 26th 2017 at 6:37:39 PM

The kids annoy her past the breaking point.

Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Murataku Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid
Feb 12th 2018 at 4:41:11 AM

The kids think it's amazing, the parents are aghast. Animal control is called. Oh dear.

Vince, every time you get near a mirror you end up mesmerised by your own reflection. You're like a budgie.
CyberController Cute goth girl Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Cute goth girl
Feb 12th 2018 at 9:02:20 AM

Well, I don't know if Christmas is still around at this time.

Even if we're dead, we'll make our dreams come true...
Psychedelicate from a galaxy far, far away
Feb 12th 2018 at 2:23:37 PM

The kids' parents quickly drag their children away due to the Mall Santa being innapropriate.

So this is how you change avatars now?
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Relationship Status: Desperate
Sep 14th 2018 at 2:54:04 PM

The kids keep asking santa and their parents why he has an eyepatch.

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Murataku Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid
Sep 14th 2018 at 3:08:11 PM

A whole city full of children develop a lifelong fear of Star Santa.

Vince, every time you get near a mirror you end up mesmerised by your own reflection. You're like a budgie.
Warmaster23rat Getaway from My mom's basement Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Getaway
Sep 14th 2018 at 5:02:19 PM

Don't worry lads. It's for an undercover mission.

Please. Send some help.
RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Sep 15th 2018 at 5:43:07 AM

No one buys it, and his constant insulting of children gets him fired on day one.

Awesome tune.
Enirboreh The psychic without a cause. from you tell me. Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
The psychic without a cause.
Sep 15th 2018 at 5:45:27 AM

Everybody into the #$&%box.

"People have been telling me I'm special as soon as I could understand. I don't want that. I didn't work for this. I want to earn it."
Mhazard SEKIRO from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
SEKIRO
Sep 18th 2018 at 8:37:50 AM

The kids immediately hit puberty upon seeing her.

Cute girls are cute.
Murataku Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid
Sep 29th 2018 at 2:35:23 AM

It's probably some sort of publicity thing. The costume is a bit fanservicey. The kids eat it up, and so do the dads.

Vince, every time you get near a mirror you end up mesmerised by your own reflection. You're like a budgie.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap Relationship Status: Desperate
Sep 29th 2018 at 12:37:32 PM

They do a fine job at it.

[down]It would just look like a massive cluster of stars at the night sky which are lightyears away from each other anyway.

Edited by inkoalawetrust on Sep 29th 2018 at 9:23:16 PM

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Emperor_Ing Absolute Zero from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Absolute Zero
Sep 29th 2018 at 12:42:09 PM

It’s a little too incomprehensibly large and is fired for driving children insane.

Terminus is hell and I love it.
EeveeGirlChey Green hat man from Tropesburg Relationship Status: Chocolate!
Green hat man
Sep 29th 2018 at 7:06:43 PM

All the kids in town really enjoy the youthful, cheerful Mrs. Claus! Even teenage boys enjoy her for more than one reason.

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