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RaspyMink Since: Sep, 2016
#151: May 13th 2017 at 9:36:31 AM

They know right off the bat that she's not Santa.

She's so sweet that they don't care. "Santa Goat" gets ALL the hugs, and the line is 4 hours long on Christmas Eve because everyone wants to see her again.

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#152: May 13th 2017 at 12:42:55 PM

Kids start asking why Santa is a female and furries convert to Christianity.

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#153: May 13th 2017 at 4:59:40 PM

Mommy, why Santa is bleeding?

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inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
#154: May 13th 2017 at 5:03:43 PM

"Mommy why is santa made of p̶a̶i̶n̶ legos?"

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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#155: May 14th 2017 at 7:17:55 AM

For starters, many dads accompany their kids, several adults riot, and the mall manager cries himself to sleep in a drunken fit, after losing his job, his wife, his house, and his kids.

All because he hired some dame who decided to sit on Santa's chair without clothing.

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#156: May 14th 2017 at 7:19:14 AM

The kids get turned into potato batteries.

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#157: May 14th 2017 at 2:07:05 PM

Everyone gets killed by a witch for Christmas. Yaaaay!

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burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
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#158: May 14th 2017 at 2:18:20 PM

A lot of kids get Berries for Christmas, but Santa sure is cuddly this year! :D

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#159: May 14th 2017 at 4:19:52 PM

The kids wonder why there are two Santas and what they're doing with each other.

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#161: May 20th 2017 at 6:08:01 PM

The dads accompany their kids to see "Santa".

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#162: May 20th 2017 at 6:11:10 PM

All the children are scarred for life for witnessing an Egyptian god from bizarro world and no one ever goes to that mall again, even during not Christmas.

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#163: May 20th 2017 at 6:28:22 PM

Most kids are disappointed and leave

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#165: May 27th 2017 at 9:27:04 AM

Nobody believes it because he's obviously a kid. Also, he eventually gets crushed when one of the more zaftig children sits on his lap.

[down] Shit shit shit, did not see "above". Keeping for archival purposes. Probably makes a quick reveal, and then proceeds to terrorize the mall in a "young viewer" friendly way, while making lots of showy martial arts poses and probably just overall making a scene until the Power Rangers show up.

MMPR had a lot of relatively petty crimes from villains when not doing the Kaiju sequences.

edited 27th May '17 3:46:17 PM by sarysa

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inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
#166: May 27th 2017 at 3:15:32 PM

He manages to scare the children so it's something.

Also it's about the above avatar.

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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#167: May 27th 2017 at 5:56:53 PM

Several dads and teens get in line.

Mothers are angered and the mall gets shut down.

Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
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#168: May 29th 2017 at 2:26:42 AM

Well, Santa has the coolest chair ever, but the parents still complain. There's just no pleasing some people.

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#169: May 29th 2017 at 4:58:37 AM

Seeing how most kids would be hip to the Gen 7 Pokemon, Mimikyu would get a lot of pity hugs but would be unconvincing as a Santa.

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#170: May 29th 2017 at 8:06:23 PM

The kids get presents, but they somehow keep disappearing, as if someone is stealing them back.

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#171: May 29th 2017 at 8:10:14 PM

The kids love her though they ask why she cannot speak.

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#172: May 29th 2017 at 8:17:26 PM

The kids run in fear so they don't get headshotted.

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#173: May 29th 2017 at 8:19:21 PM

The kids are probably confused by at he sight of a white silhouette dressed as Santa

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#174: Jun 2nd 2017 at 5:44:01 PM

He gets, like, super cocky, climbing up a candy cane prop and singing before falling off and getting fired.

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inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
#175: Jun 21st 2017 at 10:13:19 AM

The kids are freaked out and probably killed.

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