Kids start asking why Santa is a female and furries convert to Christianity.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final CountdownEveryone gets killed by a witch for Christmas. Yaaaay!
You need blood and he's got more than enough!All the children are scarred for life for witnessing an Egyptian god from bizarro world and no one ever goes to that mall again, even during not Christmas.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Nobody believes it because he's obviously a kid. Also, he eventually gets crushed when one of the more zaftig children sits on his lap.
Shit shit shit, did not see "above". Keeping for archival purposes. Probably makes a quick reveal, and then proceeds to terrorize the mall in a "young viewer" friendly way, while making lots of showy martial arts poses and probably just overall making a scene until the Power Rangers show up.
MMPR had a lot of relatively petty crimes from villains when not doing the Kaiju sequences.
edited 27th May '17 3:46:17 PM by sarysa
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.Well, Santa has the coolest chair ever, but the parents still complain. There's just no pleasing some people.
You need blood and he's got more than enough!
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Seeing how most kids would be hip to the Gen 7 Pokemon, Mimikyu would get a lot of pity hugs but would be unconvincing as a Santa.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.

They know right off the bat that she's not Santa.
She's so sweet that they don't care. "Santa Goat" gets ALL the hugs, and the line is 4 hours long on Christmas Eve because everyone wants to see her again.