It doesn't go so well. They don't really understand what they're meant to be doing, for a start. And the. People kept mistaking them for elves because they were too short. And the. They fused to become one giant Ruby to be taller. And then people starting screaming.
You need blood and he's got more than enough!Let's just say there are a looooooot of crying kiddos.
You need blood and he's got more than enough!No complaints, because Santa is adorable. The kids don't care he's blue. Bloody hell. So cute.
You need blood and he's got more than enough!"Oh, no, no, kids ... you're the ones giving ME presents. Now who in the crowd can do something special that nobody else can do?" (ticktickticktocktocktockticktickticktick)
edited 2nd May '17 6:05:14 PM by burinnu
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.The kids want to give him cuddles and hugs and tug his ears and pinch his widdle cheeks.
The kids go home in tears.
You need blood and he's got more than enough!Every time to tries to pet a kid, it explodes. Naturally, he gets fired... or hired.
The League of Heroes

It's a beautiful christmas in Mr ROGER ROGER's neighborhood, and all of the kids are content with him being their mall santa.
He hands out toys! He snarks at his coworkers! He
FEEDS THE YOUTH SEPARATIST PROPAGANDAhas a good memory!