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RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#126: Apr 21st 2017 at 4:23:56 PM

It's a beautiful christmas in Mr ROGER ROGER's neighborhood, and all of the kids are content with him being their mall santa.

He hands out toys! He snarks at his coworkers! He FEEDS THE YOUTH SEPARATIST PROPAGANDA has a good memory!

Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Don't Feed The Plant
#127: Apr 24th 2017 at 6:48:25 AM

It doesn't go so well. They don't really understand what they're meant to be doing, for a start. And the. People kept mistaking them for elves because they were too short. And the. They fused to become one giant Ruby to be taller. And then people starting screaming.

You need blood and he's got more than enough!
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#128: Apr 24th 2017 at 7:42:22 AM

Who's the idiot that gave the job to a Crow?

Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#129: Apr 24th 2017 at 11:08:19 AM

He turns Christmas into Halloween.

burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#130: Apr 28th 2017 at 7:36:09 PM

All the kids get polluted water, dead livestock, and locusts for Christmas.

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
#131: Apr 28th 2017 at 9:16:19 PM

She gets fired for looking scary as shit.

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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#132: Apr 28th 2017 at 9:20:16 PM

The parents complain since she gave the kids boners.

The League of Heroes
Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Don't Feed The Plant
#133: Apr 30th 2017 at 7:00:50 PM

Let's just say there are a looooooot of crying kiddos.

You need blood and he's got more than enough!
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
#135: Apr 30th 2017 at 10:35:54 PM

I think she'll do a good job.

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AceTrainerEli The Flame's Salvation from Deep in the Heart of Texas Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
The Flame's Salvation
#136: Apr 30th 2017 at 10:38:20 PM

Cue the angry complaints from parents because 'Santa' is a woman in her underwear.

HYYYPE!!!
Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Don't Feed The Plant
#137: Apr 30th 2017 at 10:51:07 PM

No complaints, because Santa is adorable. The kids don't care he's blue. Bloody hell. So cute.

You need blood and he's got more than enough!
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
#138: Apr 30th 2017 at 10:53:06 PM

I guess he'll do an ok job ?

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burinnu Tell me something happy from Someplace Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: I won't say I'm in love
Tell me something happy
#139: May 2nd 2017 at 6:04:49 PM

"Oh, no, no, kids ... you're the ones giving ME presents. Now who in the crowd can do something special that nobody else can do?" (ticktickticktocktocktockticktickticktick)

edited 2nd May '17 6:05:14 PM by burinnu

I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#140: May 2nd 2017 at 8:00:05 PM

They'd be awesome Santa's, not gonna lie. Some kid might try to capture them with fake Pokeballs, though.

PresidentStalkeyes Eats moldy bread and flies into windows from United Kingdom of England-land Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Do you like me? (Yes ⎕ Definitely ⎕ Absolutely!!! ⎕)
Eats moldy bread and flies into windows
#141: May 2nd 2017 at 8:03:20 PM

Animal control is called in before anyone can sit on the walrus' lap, and an investigation is launched to determine how the hell a seemingly-ordinary walrus was able to get a job as a mall santa. :V

Those sell-by-dates won't stop me because I can't read!
Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Don't Feed The Plant
#142: May 2nd 2017 at 11:44:35 PM

The kids want to give him cuddles and hugs and tug his ears and pinch his widdle cheeks.

The kids go home in tears.

You need blood and he's got more than enough!
RandomWriter413 Since: Feb, 2016
#143: May 3rd 2017 at 5:49:01 AM

Yondu is questioned by adults on his experiences with children, though he manages to do great.

Besides the threats of letting his crew eat em if they misbehave.

Enirboreh AKA Nixer from the domain of infinite floof. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
AKA Nixer
#144: May 3rd 2017 at 5:52:37 AM

Not quite sure, but something is bound to go wrong with her.

edited 3rd May '17 5:53:29 AM by Enirboreh

bork
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#145: May 3rd 2017 at 5:58:02 AM

Every time to tries to pet a kid, it explodes. Naturally, he gets fired... or hired.

The League of Heroes
inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
#146: May 3rd 2017 at 11:04:37 AM

The kids are scared for life.

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Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
arimothereindeer Boi from here to eternity, that's where she takes me Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Staying up all night to get lucky
Boi
#148: May 4th 2017 at 10:41:32 AM

The kids' dads want a picture on her lap too.

Reindeer in the direction of reindeer
Psychedelicate She/Her Since: May, 2016 Relationship Status: That's rough, buddy
She/Her
#149: May 4th 2017 at 6:39:59 PM

Some of the kids start crying; others enjoy it.

inkoalawetrust GAIA from The Gap (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
#150: May 10th 2017 at 9:00:08 AM

Alot of kids probably cry.

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