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DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
AdventurousYak9234 A silly sausage from Great White North Since: Feb, 2023
A silly sausage
#927: Oct 25th 2025 at 4:34:33 AM

Could work.

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clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#928: Oct 25th 2025 at 6:50:29 AM

Cute, but not plausible.

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BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#929: Nov 3rd 2025 at 6:34:18 AM

A bunch of children will get sick, and they'll be wishing for cures to the disease that infected them. Plus, some may worry that Santa will be too sick to deliver the presents.

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The21zonz KIRBY PLUSH from England Since: Oct, 2024 Relationship Status: Hiding
KIRBY PLUSH
#930: Nov 3rd 2025 at 6:53:34 AM

…how?

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Weirdguy149 Former King from Lumiose City Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
Former King
#931: Nov 3rd 2025 at 7:11:07 AM

He looks more suited for the elf position.

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animuacid The girl of the window from Astyr residence in Lilysthia's grounds Since: Jan, 2024 Relationship Status: I love you for psychological reasons
The girl of the window
#932: Nov 3rd 2025 at 7:18:32 AM

His huge white hairdo makes for a nice beard.

clemont107 Lida from Kalos (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Lida
#933: Nov 3rd 2025 at 7:38:38 AM

I mean, this could work.

"This girl named Dawn is endlessly complaining about what she calls 'Mega Evolution Absentia'. She's crazy!" - Dawn
Travsam The Reconqueror from The Spanish side of Europe Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: My elf kissing days are over
The Reconqueror
#934: Nov 3rd 2025 at 7:46:20 AM

How many times will attend her position? She looks sick!

DeadlyEspresso Mister Pendleton from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
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