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#279: Jul 27th 2019 at 5:03:30 PM
This Santa is unconventional, sure, but the kids love getting rides flying around town and the parents are too shocked to argue. All goes quite well.
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#286: Jul 30th 2019 at 3:50:02 AM
The kids just think it's Halloween.
Edited by unfortunatezorua on Aug 1st 2019 at 7:49:28 PM
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
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Doubtful they actually believe them it's Santa, and the whole garlic thing may raise some questions. Then again, the kids may like the whole 'robot' angle.
Edited by Clockwork_Heart on Jul 27th 2019 at 10:36:58 AM
Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.