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Clockwork_Heart Rolling Thunder from Five Miles and Closing Since: Aug, 2017 Relationship Status: I'm Clockwork and she's Quartz
Rolling Thunder
#276: Jul 27th 2019 at 2:36:04 PM

Doubtful they actually believe them it's Santa, and the whole garlic thing may raise some questions. Then again, the kids may like the whole 'robot' angle.

Edited by Clockwork_Heart on Jul 27th 2019 at 10:36:58 AM

Those poor bastards won't know what hit 'em when the grey geese fly.
VXXXN AKMU from page 283/YG Family Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
AKMU
#277: Jul 27th 2019 at 3:24:08 PM

He kills everyone in the mall. And probably the entire neighborhood.

Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#278: Jul 27th 2019 at 4:14:31 PM

The mall is suddenly full of pedophiles.

Edited by Routeferret on Jul 27th 2019 at 12:16:28 PM

Murataku Don't Feed The Plant from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Don't Feed The Plant
#279: Jul 27th 2019 at 5:03:30 PM

This Santa is unconventional, sure, but the kids love getting rides flying around town and the parents are too shocked to argue. All goes quite well.

You need blood and he's got more than enough!
AlAkyll Since: Dec, 2016
#280: Jul 29th 2019 at 7:06:46 AM

the kids are probably confused by the amount of Santas at one place.

KeironCioran Since: Aug, 2018
#281: Jul 29th 2019 at 8:43:44 AM

the kids are afraid of Santa 'cause he looks like Nagasaki-born fish mutation.

Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#282: Jul 29th 2019 at 9:25:07 AM

The children and parents alike are confused that Santa is a black cat, but they do enjoy petting him.

Dhiruxide Since: Dec, 2016
#283: Jul 29th 2019 at 9:50:16 AM

Children are afraid and stay away from the blurred man's shocked expression.

JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#284: Jul 29th 2019 at 10:47:08 AM

The kids are scared. A lot.

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AlAkyll Since: Dec, 2016
#285: Jul 30th 2019 at 1:24:22 AM

the kids are confused by there being a piece of paper instead of Santa.

unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#286: Jul 30th 2019 at 3:50:02 AM

The kids just think it's Halloween.

[down] what

Edited by unfortunatezorua on Aug 1st 2019 at 7:49:28 PM

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
VXXXN AKMU from page 283/YG Family Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
AKMU
#287: Aug 1st 2019 at 3:47:40 AM

None of the kids believe he's Santa and also he starts plotting to murder everyone in the mall.

JTTWlover Heya there! I'm West. from Chinese Heaven Since: Mar, 2018 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Heya there! I'm West.
#288: Aug 1st 2019 at 4:19:09 AM

The kids ask why Santa is two girls.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
DelphineTheDelphox I thought sharks were my friends. from The Alola Region Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I thought sharks were my friends.
#289: Aug 1st 2019 at 6:04:24 AM

The two Santas won't stop bickering in front of the kids, and get fired before the first day is over.

RIP KissAnime.
unfortunatezorua from the old, in the new yesterday (Five Long Years) Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
#290: Aug 1st 2019 at 6:11:07 AM

A crowd of sleazy-looking middle aged men wearing Sylveon shirts mysteriously appear out of nowhere.

Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
AlAkyll Since: Dec, 2016
#291: Aug 1st 2019 at 6:54:16 AM

no one believes he's santa, there are many weeaboos in the mall though.

DelphineTheDelphox I thought sharks were my friends. from The Alola Region Since: Jul, 2019 Relationship Status: Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I thought sharks were my friends.
#292: Aug 1st 2019 at 6:57:38 AM

The kids all run away in terror.

Edited by DelphineTheDelphox on Aug 1st 2019 at 6:57:46 AM

RIP KissAnime.
Oggy123 Spooky Kirby from Jakarta, Indonesia Since: Oct, 2013
Spooky Kirby
#293: Aug 1st 2019 at 7:42:38 AM

Everyone is creeped out.

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/adeleine_and_ribbon_star_allies_dream_friend_78.png

AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#294: Aug 1st 2019 at 8:49:59 AM

Nobody can tell it's Santa.

I can't think of a good signature.
Routeferret from ur mum's place Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Dancing with Captain Jack Harkness
#295: Aug 1st 2019 at 9:31:23 AM

While people aren't convinced that it's Santa, the mall has more teenagers visiting.

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#296: Aug 1st 2019 at 10:46:23 AM

I guess Santa doesn't feel so good...

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Dhiruxide Since: Dec, 2016
#297: Aug 1st 2019 at 10:50:49 AM

Becomes extremely popular with children.

ThatIdiotMan from His House Since: Apr, 2017 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
#298: Aug 1st 2019 at 11:47:42 AM

Gets fired after many kids start asking their parents for actual guns.

AlAkyll Since: Dec, 2016
#299: Aug 1st 2019 at 12:51:18 PM

the kids do not go to that mall anymore.

VXXXN AKMU from page 283/YG Family Since: Jun, 2019 Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
AKMU
#300: Aug 1st 2019 at 1:01:44 PM

The kids all run the hell away from him.


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