She attacks the kids
Facing the consequences.
The kids are just confused.
Toby Fox is the only person to make an mpreg homestuck rock opera and then compose music for smash bros.
The Senate
He gives the children a bad time.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Tell me something happy
She blackmails the kids into being good with threats of reaping. But the Santa-themed dress and scythe look good.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
He actually turns out to be a very good (even themed) Santa, because let's just face it, given time Ice Bear is good at everything he does.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?
Heya there! I'm West.
The kids run away because it’s scary.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Heya there! I'm West.
bump
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Questionable Arcana
Ciel is a good Mall Santa. Lu forces the children to do her bidding.
Maruki did nothing wrong.
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Everything goes fine, until a kid goes missing.
Heya there! I'm West.
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Gives chainsaws and monkey wrenches.
Gives All American Boy things.
Edited by JTTWlover on Mar 8th 2019 at 1:49:46 PM
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
Mighty demon dog-thing
That would probably be really fun for most involved
Assuming I remember Loki correctly that is
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
Heya there! I'm West.
Accidentally burns everything.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison
The parents would be upset of their kids getting wet.
The League of Heroes
AKA Nixer
Does a surprisingly good job before it's revealed he's been puppeteering the mall's takeover.
bork
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Not too successful. She's too shy and just kinda sits there. The kids get all grumpy and stuff.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.
Dagded Dujardin
He'll last about 5 hours before being fired.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
OP #17: Strange furry.
He gets angry at one of the kids and gets in a fight between him and the parents. At the end of the day, he gets arrested for shooting one of the kid's father with a toy laser gun.
Starting my new year meta of having a gallery with all One Piece characters.
Showtime!
Fired because children keep bursting into tears
Absolute destiny... apeachalypse?
I'm back, I guess.
Definitely fired.
I can't think of a good signature.
AKMU
They're popular with everyone. (that's was all i could of lol)
The Sultan of Succotash
Sure, he almost ruins Christmas for his friends and the children of Bikini Bottom, but not only does he save the day at the last second, he also teaches everyone a valuable lesson about friendship.
Where I once would fear the cost of truth, now I only ask: "What is the cost of lies?"
Dagded Dujardin
Dead Santa shot dead on Mall after eating a kid who angered him. The Mall's CEO sanity has been brought into question and the CEO themself has been sent to Court.
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Professional Professionalist
The kids are not at all convinced that they are Santa, and are a bit nervous, but still enjoy talking to them.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
It's accidentally squished by the kids.
Well, unless they write bad fanfiction of her. Then they’re going on the list of people Polterghast may or may not stab repeatedly.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Jan 21st 2019 at 3:50:24 PM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.