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dave_the_assassin The Bearer of Empathy from Equestria Relationship Status: Brony
The Bearer of Empathy
Sep 29th 2018 at 8:08:46 PM

And now children wants to see more Robot Santa. I'm not sure if that's even a good idea...

Let me show you there's another way... just like someone once did for me.
Emperor_Ing Spoopy Plantera from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Spoopy Plantera
Sep 29th 2018 at 8:10:05 PM

He actually looks perfect for the job. Even his voice fits!

That said, Hogwarts might suffer in his absence. Plus that whole thing about not using magic in public.

Memes echo around you...
VengefulBale A princess and her borb knight from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A princess and her borb knight
Nov 24th 2018 at 9:04:23 PM

Weird but cute Santas they are

"Be careful not to drop her, Meta Knight"
Mhazard I AM THE CURE from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
I AM THE CURE
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Nov 24th 2018 at 11:47:17 PM

The gifts are probably rather more gun-themed than parents might like?

(Guessing)

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
VengefulBale A princess and her borb knight from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A princess and her borb knight
Nov 25th 2018 at 7:29:46 AM

He's arrested on his first day

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/295018c6_2a91_4239_9f89_39b1be093815.jpg

"Be careful not to drop her, Meta Knight"
HyperReal Way too much effort. from Earth Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Way too much effort.
Nov 25th 2018 at 7:30:44 AM

I don't know how but that is a bad idea.

uncanny.
dave_the_assassin The Bearer of Empathy from Equestria Relationship Status: Brony
The Bearer of Empathy
Nov 25th 2018 at 7:35:06 AM

'Tis a bad idea!

Let me show you there's another way... just like someone once did for me.
JTTWlover Reader of books from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Reader of books
Nov 25th 2018 at 7:40:38 AM

The children would run away.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
DarkDestruction Emperor of Muay Thai from 'neath the underwater skies Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Emperor of Muay Thai
Nov 25th 2018 at 8:26:52 PM

A unique case - very nice to the bookworms, highly vicious to the...uh, non-bookworms.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
JTTWlover Reader of books from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Reader of books
Jan 9th 2019 at 11:09:36 AM

Everyone runs away.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
Emperor_Ing Spoopy Plantera from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Spoopy Plantera
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:13:27 PM

No one can really understand it, but everyone likes it anyway because itís cute. A few people are skeptical of the costume, especially since it clearly wasnít designed for something so spherical.

Memes echo around you...
TheWhiteWolf Daddy's Little Girl from USA Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Daddy's Little Girl
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:34:02 PM

They're girls so the don't do a convincing job

"If there's so much I must be, can I still just be me the way I am?"
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:35:56 PM

Worst undercover mission Kowalski's ever been in. At least he has that text-to-speech toy, so he doesn't blow his cover.

VengefulBale A princess and her borb knight from Mexico Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
A princess and her borb knight
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:57:50 PM

Quite a funny Mall Santa, everyone was happy at the end of the day

"Be careful not to drop her, Meta Knight"
HyperReal Way too much effort. from Earth Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Way too much effort.
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:58:52 PM

It's not very convincing.

Edited by HyperReal on Jan 9th 2019 at 7:58:59 AM

uncanny.
4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
[REDACTED]
Jan 9th 2019 at 8:01:33 PM

He scares the children instead of comforting them.

Funposting is fun.
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Jan 10th 2019 at 4:59:25 AM

Is that Aqua? Worst. Santa. Ever. The kids like her, but then a hoarde of undead trample the place. Massive property damage. Geez.

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
JTTWlover Reader of books from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Reader of books
Jan 16th 2019 at 11:32:36 PM

Not a very good Santa.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
unfortunatezorua Symbol Of Peace from Despacito Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Symbol Of Peace
Emperor_Ing Spoopy Plantera from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Spoopy Plantera
Jan 17th 2019 at 7:12:37 AM

Aren't they a little young for it? It would probably go well, at least.

Memes echo around you...
Mhazard I AM THE CURE from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
I AM THE CURE
Jan 17th 2019 at 7:29:44 AM

The kids can now dodge rain.

Cute girls are cute.
unfortunatezorua Symbol Of Peace from Despacito Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Symbol Of Peace
Jan 17th 2019 at 9:49:37 PM

The kids are screaming and start crying when the plague doctor guy asks what they want for Christmas. They're probably also running away.

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
QuantumMelody29 SCIENCE! from somewhere you will never find me. Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
SCIENCE!
Jan 18th 2019 at 2:33:19 PM

People are suprised by a smol santa but it goes quite well.

"It would be cool if we could control the mech so it could run around and cause havoc and or justice!" Evolene Porter, WAAPT
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