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dave_the_assassin Starfall from Somewhere in Equestria Relationship Status: Brony
Sep 29th 2018 at 8:08:46 PM

And now children wants to see more Robot Santa. I'm not sure if that's even a good idea...

Hey, guys!
Emperor_Ing Absolute Pain from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Absolute Pain
Sep 29th 2018 at 8:10:05 PM

He actually looks perfect for the job. Even his voice fits!

That said, Hogwarts might suffer in his absence. Plus that whole thing about not using magic in public.

Ravager, Fishron, Plaguebringer. All three are hard as hell. All three are in my way. All three have to die.
VengefulBale Postman, Director and Actor from Beach City Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Postman, Director and Actor
Nov 24th 2018 at 9:04:23 PM

Weird but cute Santas they are

"To be human is to be flawed. A real hero must struggle!"
Mhazard RIBEY from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
Murataku Head up, Billy buddy from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Head up, Billy buddy
Nov 24th 2018 at 11:47:17 PM

The gifts are probably rather more gun-themed than parents might like?

(Guessing)

~I cannot believe my eyes, how the world's filled with filth and lies...~
VengefulBale Postman, Director and Actor from Beach City Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Postman, Director and Actor
Nov 25th 2018 at 7:29:46 AM

He's arrested on his first day

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/295018c6_2a91_4239_9f89_39b1be093815.jpg

"To be human is to be flawed. A real hero must struggle!"
HyperReal Welcome to my Special Hell. from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Welcome to my Special Hell.
Nov 25th 2018 at 7:30:44 AM

I don't know how but that is a bad idea.

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dave_the_assassin Starfall from Somewhere in Equestria Relationship Status: Brony
JTTWlover Loki is best from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Loki is best
Nov 25th 2018 at 7:40:38 AM

The children would run away.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
DarkDestruction Oracle of Destiny from 'neath the underwater skies Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Oracle of Destiny
Nov 25th 2018 at 8:26:52 PM

A unique case - very nice to the bookworms, highly vicious to the...uh, non-bookworms.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
JTTWlover Loki is best from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Loki is best
Jan 9th 2019 at 11:09:36 AM

Everyone runs away.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
Emperor_Ing Absolute Pain from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Absolute Pain
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:13:27 PM

No one can really understand it, but everyone likes it anyway because itís cute. A few people are skeptical of the costume, especially since it clearly wasnít designed for something so spherical.

Ravager, Fishron, Plaguebringer. All three are hard as hell. All three are in my way. All three have to die.
TheWhiteWolf a from USA Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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Jan 9th 2019 at 7:34:02 PM

They're girls so the don't do a convincing job

"The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is." - King Dedede, Hoshi no Kaabii
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:35:56 PM

Worst undercover mission Kowalski's ever been in. At least he has that text-to-speech toy, so he doesn't blow his cover.

VengefulBale Postman, Director and Actor from Beach City Relationship Status: Healthy, deeply-felt respect for this here Shotgun
Postman, Director and Actor
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:57:50 PM

Quite a funny Mall Santa, everyone was happy at the end of the day

"To be human is to be flawed. A real hero must struggle!"
HyperReal Welcome to my Special Hell. from Mega, Slovania Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Welcome to my Special Hell.
Jan 9th 2019 at 7:58:52 PM

It's not very convincing.

Edited by HyperReal on Jan 9th 2019 at 7:58:59 AM

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4WD [REDACTED] from The Middle of Nowhere
Murataku Head up, Billy buddy from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Head up, Billy buddy
Jan 10th 2019 at 4:59:25 AM

Is that Aqua? Worst. Santa. Ever. The kids like her, but then a hoarde of undead trample the place. Massive property damage. Geez.

~I cannot believe my eyes, how the world's filled with filth and lies...~
JTTWlover Loki is best from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Loki is best
Jan 16th 2019 at 11:32:36 PM

Not a very good Santa.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison
unfortunatezorua IT STILL AINT EASY BEING GREEN from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Emperor_Ing Absolute Pain from Sky Temple, Dark Aether Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Absolute Pain
Jan 17th 2019 at 7:12:37 AM

Aren't they a little young for it? It would probably go well, at least.

Ravager, Fishron, Plaguebringer. All three are hard as hell. All three are in my way. All three have to die.
Mhazard RIBEY from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
RIBEY
Jan 17th 2019 at 7:29:44 AM

The kids can now dodge rain.

Cute girls are cute.
unfortunatezorua IT STILL AINT EASY BEING GREEN from despacito spaghett ugandan chungus Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
IT STILL AINT EASY BEING GREEN
Jan 17th 2019 at 9:49:37 PM

The kids are screaming and start crying when the plague doctor guy asks what they want for Christmas. They're probably also running away.

Shuichi "Spinner" Iguchi. Quirk: Embarrassing Failure. Allows him to drive cars GTA V-style.
QuantumMelody29 ...I tried. from somewhere you will never find me. Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
...I tried.
Jan 18th 2019 at 2:33:19 PM

People are suprised by a smol santa but it goes quite well.

Idk what to put here right now :/
JTTWlover Loki is best from Budding Pop planet Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Loki is best
Jan 21st 2019 at 11:26:43 AM

The kids think itís weird, but are ok with it.

If thereís a book you want to read, but it hasnít been written yet, then you must write it.- Toni Morrison

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