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DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Jul 24th 2016 at 6:21:37 PM

(Yes, even if the avatar is a girl.) How does it turn out, for the avatar and for the kids (s)he talks to?

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Jul 24th 2016 at 7:13:47 PM

He traumatizes children and demolishes the booth.

Fall.
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Jul 24th 2016 at 7:14:56 PM

Numbnuts decided to give live munitions to the kiddies.

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
SeducedByTheLight bored from a fandom trashcan Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
bored
Jul 24th 2016 at 7:17:47 PM

It goes great,she`s sweet and the kids love her.

Blurring Man about fish from a potential future people archeological dig site
Man about fish
Jul 24th 2016 at 7:20:22 PM

Gets angry when a kid hates the Darth Vader toy he gives them, slashes all decorations before leaving angrily.

edited 24th Jul '16 7:37:14 PM by Blurring

Get disembodied voices and voiceless bodies together, and all will become clear.
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Jul 24th 2016 at 7:21:37 PM

Stark flaunts his money to get the kids what they want, while Cap lends them emotional support.

It's a Mall Santa off.

Fall.
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Jul 25th 2016 at 4:16:24 AM

He gets pretty into it, and loves talking to the kids. He did, however, put on the costume over his armour, which kinda breaks the illusion.

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Jul 25th 2016 at 4:18:32 AM

He doesn't need an outfit. He can just transform. And he'll really enjoy it.

Now known as Cyber Controller
Bolded1 Different strokes from House of Batman Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Different strokes
Jul 25th 2016 at 4:21:31 AM

The kids would certainly enjoy the experience. Ruby's a nice girl.

NUTS !
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Jul 25th 2016 at 4:42:59 AM

Darkseid manages to scare kids, and threaten the world with coal! And his Omega Beams.

Luckily, Superman's chum, Clark Kent was around, and soon, Darkseid was restrained!

edited 25th Jul '16 4:43:07 AM by RandomWriter413

Fall.
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Jul 29th 2016 at 9:51:14 PM

I'm almost positive Caboose would fuck it up somehow. He would give a kid a miniature nuke or something.

At least his heart is in the right place.

Long live the New Bev.
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Jul 30th 2016 at 5:50:30 AM

Gordon would hate the job, and the kids would hate his unenthusiastic, cynical performance.

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Jul 30th 2016 at 6:08:50 AM

Freddy will suffer a malfunction, and his creepyness made a lot of kids cry.

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
arcada188 Goon Squad to your service! from YOBA
Goon Squad to your service!
Jul 30th 2016 at 6:11:00 AM

Medic will seem nice and quirky at first, until he makes kids cry by telling them the stories of experiments on his teammates.

"Mole, you dummy. Let me rub her." "Hey! I didn't even get my candy bar yet, Mepps!"
Jul 30th 2016 at 1:06:00 PM

Fired within hours for scaring the children.

edited 30th Jul '16 1:06:09 PM by PhysicalStamina

DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Oct 25th 2016 at 5:20:27 AM

He certainly looks the part, but he'd probably be terrible at it and get fired quickly.

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Oct 25th 2016 at 5:39:47 AM

The costume scared a lot of the kiddies, that's before he opens his mouth.

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
arcada188 Goon Squad to your service! from YOBA
Goon Squad to your service!
Oct 25th 2016 at 7:47:08 AM

His gloominess, awful accent, and insistence on referring to himself as "Mall Ded Moroz" gets him fired. He mentions that it was much better being a mercenary, and silently insults his manager by swearing in Russian.

"Mole, you dummy. Let me rub her." "Hey! I didn't even get my candy bar yet, Mepps!"
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Oct 25th 2016 at 7:53:27 AM

He takes his job way too seriously. The children find him boring.

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
Oct 25th 2016 at 7:54:50 AM

He is the best goddamn mall santa in history, but everyone's freaked out because he has no skin.

Long live the New Bev.
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Nov 3rd 2016 at 3:57:30 AM

The children scream and run

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Nov 3rd 2016 at 4:11:35 AM

He does a fair job, but uses his stretching powers to ever so subtly pickpocket the kids's parents when he thinks no one's looking. Bonus points if said parents happen to be rich.

edited 3rd Nov '16 4:14:34 AM by IchigoMontoya

DarkDestruction Emperor of Muay Thai from 'neath the underwater skies Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:05:54 PM

Scout would only accept the kids with single moms. Sonic would take as many breaks as he can to scarf down on some chilly dogs. Tracer would be the most competent of the three, but she is too cheery.

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:07:10 AM

If he's still in the tub, there's plenty of lawsuits.

Fall.

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