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Makaioh Since: Jan, 2015
#2926: Aug 10th 2017 at 8:12:54 PM

Nobuzone

"I assume it's because i'm not showing it the fear and terror it feels it's entitled to, as well as the fact that I'm flipping off the bird at it." Drawling and slurring just a little bit as she continued to sip away at potent oni liquor, the warlord darkly laughed under her breath. "Also might be because of other reasons such as the fact that I call myself Demon King or the fact that I can kill the divine or mysterious, heh." Drunken boasting ho!

Kitchens

"Japan's a pretty nice place. Has its ups and downs like most places. Its shadows and lights." Agreeing with Taskmaster (especially on the topic of the yakuza since old Kiritsugu had some contacts there), I finished the first rib on my plate. "Always good to have professionals in any business, even if you happen to be a supervillain. We all have our place in the world." Left unsaid was my former dream to be a Hero, something that really didn't pan out all that well. "Thanks for the compliment though. If you want a specific thing, tell me about it and I'll try my hand at making it in the future."

Hearing that the woman named after the numerical value was both willing to go along with the experimentation and was able in that field as it were, I couldn't help but smile. Research would go faster with an able hand at that. Probably the only thing I had in common with stereotypical magus were the fact that we are really devoted to our crafts. Still, if they ever heard that Magecraft was equated with cooking of all things, I probably would get hunted down by those prideful old dogs. "I look forward to working with you then, Four. Let us craft wholeseom and healthy foods with excellent tastes in the future."

StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#2927: Aug 13th 2017 at 12:36:35 AM

Usalia - Dojo

Usalia shrugged at Auriel's response. "I accept what I am. It doesn't drive who I am, plip." She watched the ongoing fight in the dojo with Menardi and Raiden. They seemed strong with powerful skills. She was a magic user and he seemed to be of the warrior variety. "Maybe this is the best place for me right now plip. I can heal their wounds when they are done fighting, as long as they don't take it too far. I can't restore lost bodyparts with the amount of mana I have now."

wikkit Since: Sep, 2009
#2928: Aug 13th 2017 at 1:26:47 PM

Suika, Still in The Nobuzone
You know, tsukumogami usually don't have flesh like that...wait. Flesh, one eyeball, overriding desire to do something to humans for sustenance? Once again, there was a girl from Gensokyo somewhere in the multiverse thinking of good ol' Ms. Tatara. Godspeed, you little umbrella.

Okay, obviously Soul Edge wasn't Kogasa. Suika probably didn't have enough to drink yet if she was thinking that dumb of thoughts.

"Yeah, I bet it's angry, it can't even get back at you for it," Suika said in between supplementary drinks, "I mean, what's it gonna do, stare you to death? If it can shoot lasers from its eye, I haven't seen it try it!" The oni furthered the mocking of the poor sword, sticking out her tongue and pulling down an eyelid in sheer contempt.

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#2929: Aug 13th 2017 at 6:17:39 PM

Genji Shimada - Not quite sure what he expected

Teppei did not miss a beat when it came to explaining how bad of a person Jan was. The kid led Genji to a woman who had been turned into some kind of zombie and explained to him what had happened before his arrival in the game. So that was the type of thing that happened when the heroes lost... Genji couldn't help but clench one of his hands as he stared at Agnes for a couple of minutes.

"... I assume there's no way of bringing her back to normal," said Genji, directing his gaze towards Teppei, "I see, so that was what happened before I arrived here. Were there any other missions I missed?"

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#2930: Aug 14th 2017 at 1:15:20 PM

Menardi - Dojo - Card Open

Not trusting her shields at present, Menardi was forced to dodge low to avoid getting splinters in her face. Then immediately afterwards, she threw the Bramble Card and Baffle Card one after another. The first would attempt to tangle Raiden up in large thorny vines that appeared from thin air, while the second would try to envelop him a thin grey fog to throw him off. If neither had any effect, well, she would be down one arm for the rest of the fight.


Taskmaster - Kitchen

"...are you for real, kid?"

Taskmaster's mask twisted into an even bigger smile than usual. The skeleton visage was strangely adept at communicating the actual facial expressions it was supposed to hide.

"Tell you what, I haven't had a real one of them beef bowls since...I can't remember. All I know is that they don't serve 'em right in the city."

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#2931: Aug 15th 2017 at 4:41:51 PM

Chun-Li & Juri, Kitchen

"Oh, I know a lot about making Chinese cuisine," Chun-Li admitted to Shirou as she ate the ribs, before turning to Taskmaster. "Oh yeah! Japan, or at least, my world's Japan, has a ton of skilled martial artists, many of which are friends of mine."

"Yeah, yeah... Lots of fighters in Japan," Juri said rather irritated at the small talk as she ate her ribs, before looking at Taskmaster. "Anyway, since you over there are relatively new, I'll tell you right now that there's no real point trying to kill the heroes in this mansion... Every time any of us die, we always return back here with all our injuries healed, so trying to kill anyone here will lead them to respawning behind you and stabbing you in the back in return."

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Makaioh Since: Jan, 2015
#2932: Aug 17th 2017 at 11:43:46 AM

Kitchens

"Yeah, it's probably because people outside of japan doesn't have the special kinds of rice or know how to properly prepare the beef that you're not getting the taste you want. Location and culture plays a part there. I can pull that off for you in the future, yeah." Now that made me nostalgic. It was the sort of meal that was fun to make and then eat with my sister. We were just reunited and now I was the one who had disappeared. Fate was fickle it seemed.

"And yeah, thanks for the help. Chinese cuisine is a monster on its own considering all the different regions and the four thousand years of history behind it.... fair warning though, I won't ever make mapo tofu." That particular dish was a landmine in and of itself and even the non-spicy as all hell variants get a healthy berth away from due to association with Kotomine.

edited 17th Aug '17 11:44:43 AM by Makaioh

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#2933: Aug 18th 2017 at 11:15:57 PM

Kage - Unto the Enemy'''

After the kitchen started getting pretty damned crowded, I squeezed myself into the least stuffed corner of it, leaned against the wall, and just listened. A couple of Smiley's gang was close about and if I talked at all they'd probably rat me out to her right off. Fragging blood-crazy nuts, all of them. But I wasn't just going to scurry off whenever she got too close. That'd bring her daemonsword down on me like a ton of bricks. So I waited, grinding my teeth, and listened, and wonder of wonders, it seemed like that might have been the way all alone, because everyone was just chattering away without much caring who they were talking to. Of course, if they'd been talking about other things than food, it'd have been more useful and the smell was making me hungry again.

Finally, I gave up on waiting for them to talk about something besides eating and edged my way out the door. Screw this. I needed a drink. Smiley was there, along with the newcomer, the girl calling herself a daemon king, but with any luck, they'd had time to knock back a few glasses and they weren't killing anyone yet. Still, I took my sweat at the far end of the bar from them and set my lasgun down atop it, making sure to point the business end away from them. And away from the drinks. At least the wine here was all right. What I'd give for a good cigar, though.

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
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#2934: Aug 21st 2017 at 1:05:25 PM

Four, Kitchen

"I will take your word for it, good sir." She replied to Taskmaster's claim of professionalism. He looked like anything but, but he did carry himself with a confidence of a sellsword and without a bloodtinged aura about him.

For now she elected to listen idly about Shirou's teachings on Chinese cuisine.


Destroymen, Pool Bar

After a talk with Mr. Dresden, the duo returned back to the main room and from there stepped their way over to the pool bar. The crazy girl was there, yes, but there were far worse things that could have happened.

Getting themselves a duo of pina coladas, the Destroymen settled near the present group. "So, if that's fine to ask, how are you doing this fine day, ladies and gentlemen?" The polite one asked with a smile, saluting to the others with his drink. The rude one, for once, remained silent, idly sipping his own pina colada in peace.

Makaioh Since: Jan, 2015
#2935: Aug 21st 2017 at 6:49:18 PM

Nobuzone

"Drunk as a tanuki and enjoying it!" Hiccuping and laughing at the venting of carbonation that escaped her mouth, the warlord leaned back in her seat and wiggled her legs around like a child- an image so far opposed to that of an infamous tyrant that it seemed almost heretical. "Jyahaha, good stuff!" Even with Servant level abilities, the girl was pretty much drop dead drunk as of this moment in time. It didn't take long for the chair to tilt backwards due to the majority of the weight shoving it downwards, but then a stylized rifle materialized out of nowhere to... act as a supporting brace and keep the woman-child from falling. Weird application of abilities, that.

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#2936: Aug 22nd 2017 at 1:05:10 AM

Destroymen, Bar

"Well isn't that a practical way of using your own supernatural abilities." The polite Destroyman commented with a hum, sipping his own drink at a leisure pace. "Despite our captivity here, you do seem to be having a great time."

The rude Destroyman continued to be quiet - an unusual thing for him - though his eyes set on Kage and narrowed a little.

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#2937: Aug 22nd 2017 at 1:10:26 AM

Hazel, Dojo

Hazel watched the fight continue and relaxed, looking back at Soma. "No problem," she responded. She breathed a sigh of relief when the two opponents seemed to be evenly matched. "Luckily, they seem fine. I don't think we have to interfere."

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Makaioh Since: Jan, 2015
#2938: Aug 23rd 2017 at 1:35:41 PM

Nobuzone

"What good is power if you don't abuse it? Kahaha, if you have something, then you should always play around with it! See what makes it tick, see the limits of what you can and cannot do! And then turn the cannot into can! Impossible is just a set of limitations that cowards have set upon the mysterious things outside their comprehensions!" Going into full blown ham mode while using her floating matchlock to push her ever so slowly back into what counts as a proper sitting posture, the warlord's laugh cut off mid cackle as she turned intensely serious.

"And as for this imprisonment, I know that we are all naught but birds in a cage at the moment. I'd rather enjoy my time here though and see what freedom I can eke out rather than be truly confined in both mentality and location. A flexible way of thinking and the ability to have a mentality that can change depending on the situation... that is how I rose to power, you know?" Going back to giggling like a loon, the petite conqueror then simply picked herself up to lay down on the bar. "Sleepy." What a performance.

Meanken Since: May, 2013
#2939: Aug 24th 2017 at 4:59:36 PM

Liberty

Liberty appeared again as a new contestant was chosen.

"Now entering the Nemesis house!"

"He's the most evil, twisted flower you'll ever meet! Please welcome Flowey to the house!"


Prior to being brought in to the house, The newcomers would find themselves in a tiny cubicle, completely restrained by invisible forcefields, and forced to sit through hastily-edited footage of Liberty explaining the situation, and making the introductions of everyone who hadn't left the house. The footage ended with a title card proclaiming the team they were on (Villain), before the viewing screen erupted into a bright white portal and automated pistons pushed them through.
Tira (Bar)-Making new friends

Oh. Tira said to Noby. I guess that makes sense!

Then she turned to the demon. Ohhhhhhh, I wanna see that now, that sounds so cool. lasers that shoot out of its eye!

Tira gave Kage a wave to signal she had saw him, and then turned to the Destoymen. Oh, hi again guys! Did you two finish thinking about whenever or not you wanna join my group yet? We're a bunch of fun loving people who wanna kill things and have fun doing it! Well, mostly, Kage over there's kind of a party pooper, but other then that, we're all fun people!

Raiden (Dojo)-Not quite enough

Raiden reacted to the vines by violently tearing though them as he ran forward, and the fog by snapping his visor shut again, which enabled him to target Men through the new fog by her heat signature. Thus, the room would ring out with a loud crack as Men's arm was broken. For a follow up, Raiden attempted to send his other hand to grab Men's throat so he could break it and end the fight.

Alecoene Since: Jun, 2013
#2940: Aug 25th 2017 at 2:54:52 AM

Flowey- Hallway

Well, that was interesting. Apparently, Flowey had been captured by extremely powerful beings just for the sake of relieving their boredom. He almost chuckled at the irony of the situation. While the game initially just came across to him as potentially amusing, the promised rewards soon changed his mind. If that bit about raising the dead was true, then perhaps he could be with "them" again... Yes, he needed to win this.

But first, he needed to make sure he doesn't loose this one-of-a-kind opportunity. He promptly began to concentrate on SAVING. Only ... it didn't work. While he couldn't describe the feeling he got whenever he used this power, he certainly didn't feel it this time. That was a big problem.

Suddenly, big vines came out of the ground, surrending Mc Trustworthy and trying to snare him. Regardless of if they succeded or not, the next thing the cat-man would see is flowey standing before him, displaaying a skull-like expression. "Okay, alternate-reality Burgerpants, you're gonna explain to me in great details why I can't save anymore. Then, maybe I will consider sparing you, okay? And while you're at it, tell me where my team is."

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#2941: Aug 25th 2017 at 4:24:37 AM

Destroymen, Bar

"I would probably be tired after that kind of inspiring speech." The polite Destroyman at Nobunaga's sudden deflation, saluting her with his glass of pina colada. "You certainly hold enough self-assurance and charisma to feel confident about your ideals, at least. That's not something many people can truthfully say."

The rude Destroyman, meanwhile, focused his attention on Tira's spiel. "Maybe." He shrugged in response. "Killing is all fun and games, but I ain't fully sure yet. You've got any hierarchy in there?"


Four, Convenient Rescue

Having discussed the intricacies of cuisine, then having a taste of Shirou's dish and finding it plausibly pleasant, Four found herself idly wandering the halls of their prison; just in time to see the newcomer - a talking flower of all things - threatening the voice of their captors. "Stay your hand, friend." She called to Flowey with a frown. "There is no need for violence. If you need to see to your companions, the lot of us are in the kitchen at the moment."


Soma, Are We Sure All Is Well?

Raiden seems a little too much into it. Still, even if worst came to worst, the other party is just going to get back up good as new.

"We may want to give them room some more room." I mutter to Hazel, Usalia and the archangel, ready to throw in something to stop them from going too overboard.

Meanken Since: May, 2013
#2942: Aug 25th 2017 at 8:41:07 AM

Liberty

As the vines grabbed Liberty, he looked over at Flowey, a truly bored expression on his face.

"You can't save anymore because that's something unique to your own universe. In most other universes, you can't do that. Even if you could, the producers would have removed it to keep things fair. Your team is scattered around the house. And if you're going to kill me, hurry up and get it over with so we can both move on with our lives."

Tira (Bar)-Recruiting again

Tira's eyes drooped as she shifted personalities.

No, we don't. I handle recruitment and evaluation of new members, but beyond that, there is no leader or hierarchy. None of us really enjoy being ordered around by some asshole with his head up his ass, so when I made this group, I did not set a leader, not even myself. There are only a couple of rules. No betraying the group. No trying to stop other members from killing other people, order people around, or otherwise attempting to impose whatever stupid fucking standards you have on others. And lastly, when the heroes come, as they always do, kill them first. Beyond that, you can do whatever the fuck you want, even kill other members, they'll come back to life anyway.

Alecoene Since: Jun, 2013
#2943: Aug 25th 2017 at 9:16:45 AM

Flowey - Hallway

Flowey was immensely dissapointed at the disgruntled catman's lack of reaction. At least his casualness confirmed that ressurection really was common. It probably would take a lot more to break him more than he already is. Still, Flowey needed a stress-reliever.

"Well, If you insist. I don't think you have much of a live to move on with, tough. Toodles!" Liberty was released from the vines only to met an encorcling circle of magic bullets. Flowey quickly burrowed under the floor, intending to find the other "villains". He went first to the lounge.

The Lounge

Flowey was pleasantly surprised to see at the bar a few people that he recognised from the video as villains. He popped up next to them and put on the cutest air he could come up with. After all, why not let them think he's more harmless than he actually is?

"Howdy, people! I'm Flowey, Flowey the Flower! You see, I was told by Mister Mc Trustworthy that I was part of a "villain" team, wich I'm sure is a misnomer as you all CLEARLY look like stable and friendly person, and I decided that I HAD to learn more my new pals! So, how do you do?"

edited 25th Aug '17 9:35:23 AM by Alecoene

wikkit Since: Sep, 2009
#2944: Aug 25th 2017 at 2:27:08 PM

Suika, The Nobuzone
Oda Nobunaga was piss drunk, Tira was trying to recruit these two half-robots into her murder party, and Suika felt at peace. Good thing that they'd have the chance to beat each other up sooner than later, a good night's drinking isn't complete without a bar fight...even if the bar isn't in the picture anymore.

Then, a talking flower appeared. This was met with a resounding "okay" in Suika's mind.

"Hey, little flower," she said to the little flower, "I'm on the hero team so I'm gonna have to mess you up later...but that's beside the point. Can ya drink?"

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#2945: Aug 25th 2017 at 8:11:02 PM

Kage - Trust No One

It was about as I'd thought. The armored psyker-girl, the supposed warlord, was already shitfaced. Normally I'd clear the area as fast as possible, psyker powers and liquor meant a lot of people dying messy, but since the farthest away I could get was nowhere near far enough, instead I just checked to make sure my lasgun was still on full-power shots and my favored fighting knife was still there. If I had the chance and she started popping heads like balloons, she was dead. Maybe she'd wake up sober. But after blathering a bit about how she was just having a ball, she lay down and apparently went to sleep. With some luck, whatever warp-dreams were bubbling around in that crazy little head wouldn't leak out and get the rest of us. I took a drink of the local wine. Couldn't get like that, not in this kind of prison, or I'd be dead for sure. Now that thought got me mad. Some fine, luxurious quarters and no way I could enjoy them for a second. That had already gotten old and I had to ease off on gripping my glass. Bad things happened when I couldn't keep it calm. People like the Colonel happened. Things like the whole fragging Last Chancers happened.

I gave Smiley a nod and a grunt, just enough to return her greeting. I was not getting into another talk with her. It never ended well and things got worse each time. One of the augmetic guys was giving me the eye and I stared him down right back. After Warlord had laid down, I jabbed a thumb at her and spoke up at the guy who was patting her on the back.

"Sure, she's having fun for now. We'll see how much fun she's having after months or years stuck in this damned prison. She's probably never been jailed in her life. I have. You really believe that shit she was talking? She'll break like anyone else, just give it time. Give it enough time and we'll all be killing each other every minute and none of it will mean anything."

About then, yet another newcomer showed up. A flower. A fragging talking flower with a smile so sweet it could make you gag. Great. Another psycho, if he was on our team. Had to be. Sure didn't look or feel like it, but I'd met some of that type and you could never tell them until they turned. Or maybe he really was that cheerful and just too fragging deluded to get that he was doing bad things. Or maybe it was something else entirely. I was going with the smiley psycho bit for now. Made as much sense as anything else.

"What'd you do to get tossed in with us, then?" I asked it. "Rip up somebody's flowerbed? Make some up-hive bastard sneeze all over his shirt?"

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
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#2946: Aug 25th 2017 at 10:33:47 PM

Chun-Li, Kitchen to Dojo

After having finished eating, Chun-Li finally felt the need to head off to the dojo. It was her wish after all. Chun-Li watched as Menardi and Raiden battled while she waved at Soma and Hazel.

"I hope you've been enjoying this place... I see you are already using it for training!" Chun-Li said to the lot of them, before crossing her arms and frowning. "Given the other team is villains, I also hope that when people from the two groups come to blows, they would fight here instead of annoying everyone else with the fight."


Juri, Lounge

After having finished eating, Juri looked up to see Flowey. She immediately took another swig of alcohol before approaching the demented flower.

"Okay, just what sort of world did they pluck you from?" Juri asked Flowey, chuckling at her own pun. "I'd say you were the silliest thing I saw, but I saw one of the former captives here drink from the damn toilet."

edited 25th Aug '17 10:34:11 PM by GameGuruGG

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#2947: Aug 26th 2017 at 12:41:33 AM

Four, -enraged gasp-, Lounge

"They did what?!" Being entirely ignored by the flowery newcomer was all fine; Four elected to keep an eye on him, even if it meant going to the den of depravity that was the lounge bar. She could smell liquor - heavy, unbound liquor, the kind which Five drank - all over them, even the sober ones. The thought was making her cringe.

But then the martial artist in purples brought what would be an amusing anecdote to everybody else, and something gravely offensive to the Intoner. "What kind of mindless animal does that? What kind of unwashed, uncivilized brute does that?" Apparently, the offender in question wasn't here anymore.

"If you insist on drinking yourselves under the table, here's a toast for you. May that kind of filth never show up in here."


Destroymen, Lounge Lounging

"You seem to have come from a troubled place." The polite Destroyman addressed Kage with a smile that didn't seem to suggest any kind of patronizing. "A slum or someplace infested with gangs, am I right? If Miss Nobunaga here enjoys her stay here, I don't see why she has to stop disliking it, and this place probably beats an ordinary prison right outta the water."

"Plus, if this is anything like a proper tv show, they wouldn't keep us here that long." He laughed goodnaturedly, saluting the soldier with his drink. "Watching the same ol' faces all the time gets boring at some point. Sure, new people come and go, but I'm pretty sure there's plenty of persons around who's been here around the day one. If I had to guess..." He then pointed the metal finger at Kage, then moved it around to Tira, and then Juri. "The three of you at least."

"Okay, lady, here's a problem." The rude Destroyman began his response towards Tira's explanation. "Ain't we already doing that? It's a Hero Team and a Villain Team, and we kill each other. There any point in making that kind of group in the first place? Sounds fucking superfluous if you ask me." Then he pointed at Kage with thumb. "You get that kind of pissant soldier boy once in a blue moon into that kind of group and it all goes to shitter. Or Audrey's younger, dumber inbred cousin here." Then he sneered at Flowey with an offhanded point of a finger.


Soma, Eh, Dojo

"Wouldn't count on it. Most of the villain team seem the kind to enjoy cheap shots over honest combat." I reply to Chun-Li's optimistic approach. "Especially if you set them off somehow."

edited 26th Aug '17 12:42:42 AM by FergardStratoavis

Meanken Since: May, 2013
#2948: Aug 26th 2017 at 1:13:21 AM

Tira (Bar)-The merits of mutual protection

Tira briefly glanced over at the newcomer, a fucking flower, of all goddamn things. What, did they need some fucking mascot now? Then her attention returned to the Destroyman.

Simply put, this supposed "Villain" team- She made sure to take the time to airquote to make sure what she thought of that label was made clear. -is made up of a lot of diffrent kinds of people. You have people like me, who live for the slaughter, people like Juri over there who just want a good fight, the woman who speaks like a haughty noble, people like Kage over there who are in denial about enjoying the bloodshed, and don't you worry about him, he's been made very aware of what I'll do to him if he becomes a problem.

Simply put, in a group as diverse as ours, trust comes at a premium. My team is a collection of like minded people, people who enjoy the bloodshed, who enjoy killing, or at a minimum won't object to wholesale slaughter of whatever the fuck we want to kill. In banding together as a group, we ensure that each member understands when the shit hits the fan and we fight the heroes, we all keep our weapons pointed in the correct direction. If some other fuckwad, be they hero or villain, tries to screw with one of us during a fight, we ensure mutual protection of each other, where otherwise some asshole might just leave you to die.

I could continue to go on, but at this point, you've probably already made up your mind whenever or not you want in, so how about I stop wasting both of our times and you give me your answer or ask questions?

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#2949: Aug 26th 2017 at 9:45:27 AM

Flowey - The Bar

Ooh, he's gotten lot of attention! He could tell the guy with the dumb hat already distrusted him and the twin with an irritatingly familliar-looking eye just insulted him, but that was fine! He couldn't expect bona-fide killers to be as gullible as these idiots monsters, could he? He just had to drop his facade a little earlier than he would have liked to. But first off, he had to answer their questions one at a time.

"I can drink beverages, but I can't get drunk. Sorry, ma'am, I'm a flower, after all! As for what I did, I just killed a lot of people." Flowey's face suddenly changed from his deliberately cutesy expression into an obviously smug grin. "And before you ask, I'm going to explain why while answering the purple lady's question. Imagine a cavern. A rather large cavern, mind you, but a cavern all the same. And this particular cavern have no exits nor any way of accessing the outside world. Now fill this cavern with an entire kingdom of monsters of all sort of sizes and shape, and force them to live in the thing for hundred years. Imagine having to hear the exact same people for all these years, to the point that all their personality, all of their problem and all of their worthless dream become blurred in your mind. And then you learn that the only way out of this hell is just murdering a few of them. I think anyone in this situation would have realised that in this... no, in all world, it's kill or be killed." His face then changed again, this time into a large, toothy grin.

"And beside, at least I know all of us are better than the sickos who are too gutless to kill with their own hands and instead watch others do it. Isn't that right, viewer at home?" Then his face went back to smug. "Also, Demoliman or something, you should really look in a mirror before calling others name. Seriously, face or skull, pick one!"

"With that said, Tira, was it? It seems that you too, know the true meaning of all world. Plus, you make a very good point. After all, creatures like us would have no problem killing one another, wouldn't we? It wouldn't do to have us lose the competition because we were too busy massacring eah other, right? That's why I think you have a very good idea and would like to be part of it! Please?"

GeekCodeRed Since: Sep, 2010
#2950: Aug 27th 2017 at 5:54:56 AM

Neo - ...no such thing as a Flower Faunus, right?; Kitchen -> Lounge

...what the actual fuck?

Neo had finished her ice-cream in the usual silence, and was in the middle of deciding what to do next when a goddamn flower joined the team.

The woman hopped down from the kitchen counter, and made her way over to lounge, staring at the talking flower all the time. She stopped a good few feet away, an eyebrow raised in confusion at the incredibly strange sight.

Flower faunus didn't exist, and this was too far gone to be a faunus anyway. So this was a talking flower.

This had become officially weird.


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