Unicorndance
Logic Girl
from Thames, N.Z.
Since: Jul, 2015
Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#1653: Sep 28th 2025 at 11:55:02 AM
Granted. Acid rain falls on a tiny islet somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean that doesn't contain any form of life anyway.
I wish I was bitten by a zombie.
Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
#1654: Sep 30th 2025 at 8:24:05 AM
I wish that I got teleported into the Pacific Ocean with no gear to aid in my survival there. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Granted. You become a zombie yourself, but you aren't a numbskull like most zombies get portrayed in fiction, and instead get to keep your intelligence and free will.
I wish that I got teleported into the Pacific Ocean with no gear to aid in my survival there. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
skan123
Since: Aug, 2018
andrewjradams
Special Agent/Club President
from The City of Scholars
(Life not ruined yet)
Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
#1656: Oct 2nd 2025 at 6:57:56 AM
I wish Trey Parker and Matt Stone ended their partnership. Good thing I'm a man of the world.
Granted. But the thrower's crappy aim only land the egg near your shoe. With just a small amount actually on your shoe, a simple wipe with a wet cloth washes it off.
I wish Trey Parker and Matt Stone ended their partnership. Good thing I'm a man of the world.
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Granted. They brought on a new writing team that fixed all of the problems at hand.
I wish gorilla glue was made out of gorilla guts. Gorilla glue is actually made of an artificial adhesive that doesn't contain any animal products.
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