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BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#1651: Sep 23rd 2025 at 10:33:41 PM

Granted. They brought on a new writing team that fixed all of the problems at hand.

I wish gorilla glue was made out of gorilla guts. Gorilla glue is actually made of an artificial adhesive that doesn't contain any animal products.

Vrei să pleci dar nu mă, nu mă iei / Nu mă, nu mă iei, nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei / Chipul tău și dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#1652: Sep 24th 2025 at 12:08:49 PM

Granted - people don't make the glue until the gorillas die of natural causes.


I wish for acid rain.

For every low there is a high.
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#1653: Sep 28th 2025 at 11:55:02 AM

Granted. Acid rain falls on a tiny islet somewhere in the South Pacific Ocean that doesn't contain any form of life anyway.


I wish I was bitten by a zombie.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#1654: Sep 30th 2025 at 8:24:05 AM

Granted. You become a zombie yourself, but you aren't a numbskull like most zombies get portrayed in fiction, and instead get to keep your intelligence and free will.


I wish that I got teleported into the Pacific Ocean with no gear to aid in my survival there.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#1655: Oct 2nd 2025 at 6:27:19 AM

Granted. The gear is already in the ocean, waiting for you.


I wish someone would egg me the moment I stepped outside.

andrewjradams Special Agent/Club President from The City of Scholars (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Special Agent/Club President
#1656: Oct 2nd 2025 at 6:57:56 AM

Granted. But the thrower's crappy aim only land the egg near your shoe. With just a small amount actually on your shoe, a simple wipe with a wet cloth washes it off.


I wish Trey Parker and Matt Stone ended their partnership.

Good thing I'm a man of the world.
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