Granted. Now everyone gains the power of teleportation to make up for it.
I wish I was deeply in debt to a dangerous loan shark.
Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.(I donโt know the work, so bear with me.)
Granted. Your debt is thankfully calculated in a foreign currency thatโs worth less than $0.01 (USD).
I wish Europeans never existed.
Vrei sฤ pleci dar nu mฤ, nu mฤ iei / Nu mฤ, nu mฤ iei, nu mฤ, nu mฤ, nu mฤ iei / Chipul tฤu ศi dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deGranted. Live action films end up adopting advanced special effects techniques more quickly than they did in Real Life.
I wish that nukes could be sold at grocery stores. Currently Reading: N/A
Granted. Grocery stores now sell a new type of gummy candy called "Nukes" that are shaped like little bombs. They prove to be very popular with kids and adults alike.
I wish all convicted killers would be let out of prison.
Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.Granted. They only changed some mundane things about your profile, and not your password or any of that stuff.
I wish mosquitoes grew to the size they were during the dinosaur times.
Vrei sฤ pleci dar nu mฤ, nu mฤ iei / Nu mฤ, nu mฤ iei, nu mฤ, nu mฤ, nu mฤ iei / Chipul tฤu ศi dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc deGranted. Your fall results in a Meet Cute with your future spouse.
I wish for an oil spill in the Baltic Sea.
Edited by Argonanza on Jun 13th 2025 at 3:01:01 AM
When the bugs are big enough, you're the pest.Granted. The governments of the surrounding nations work together in order to clean up the spill.
I wish that TV Tropes changed ownership from Sovrn Holdings
You're reborn! And as a result, control an entire cockroach army to take over the world!!
I wish to do a backflip!
"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."Granted. The fire is actually too cold to burn anything.
I wish I only had eight fingers. I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Granted. Your dexterity is now greatly increased, and you become more productive.
I wish that TV Tropes didn't have moderators. Currently Reading: N/A
Granted, but without the satisfaction that complete free reign doesn't allow, the trolls lose interest and move to another site.
I wish for ranters/griftubers to have the bite to go with their bark. Good thing I'm a man of the world.
Granted. "Around" here is interpreted as literally referring to a hypothetical bubble that would be large enough to have the whole world fit inside it. That's now illegal. Any bubbles smaller than the world aren't "around" it and so are still legal.
I wish I was sent to The Amazing Digital Circus.
Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.Granted. You are also given the necessary coding skills to give Caine proper understanding of average human wants and needs, resurrect Gummigoo, fix Kinger's brain so that he's lucid in the light and offer all the other Players a way out of the Circus.
I wish all the FurCons for the next year were cancelled.
Granted. Everyone turns into anthropomorphic animals, so who needs furry conventions anymore? You can just go outside and make furry friends!
Edited by Yamanekko on Sep 16th 2025 at 8:50:44 AM
Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)Granted. It's the best damn sandwich you've ever done tasted.
I wish that KPop Demon Hunters got a live-action remake.

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Granted, but a completely new set of moons is formed in the process.
I wish that President Trump would banish certain US states from the Union note and start a brutal civil war to destroy them.
If it helps, I've been in the UK for a few years with every intention of staying long enough to qualify for UK citizenship. Also, I was born in one of those states and spent at least a third of my adult life so far in another one.