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AnotherOnlinePersona Killed by Chills from Harlequin Forest Since: Dec, 2022
Killed by Chills
#1626: May 30th 2025 at 12:47:26 PM

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Granted, but a completely new set of moons is formed in the process.

I wish that President Trump would banish certain US states from the Union note  and start a brutal civil war to destroy them.

If it helps, I've been in the UK for a few years with every intention of staying long enough to qualify for UK citizenship. Also, I was born in one of those states and spent at least a third of my adult life so far in another one.

dookamatic Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#1627: May 30th 2025 at 1:31:30 PM

Granted. The banished states band together to win the war, and Trump is ousted from the oval office for bringing shame to the nation. The states on both sides then set aside their differences to make the country a better, happier place to live.


I wish public transportation didn't exist anymore.

Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#1628: May 30th 2025 at 2:25:16 PM

Granted. Now everyone gains the power of teleportation to make up for it.


I wish I was deeply in debt to a dangerous loan shark.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#1629: Jun 2nd 2025 at 4:51:08 AM

(I donโ€™t know the work, so bear with me.)

Granted. Your debt is thankfully calculated in a foreign currency thatโ€™s worth less than $0.01 (USD).

I wish Europeans never existed.

Vrei sฤƒ pleci dar nu mฤƒ, nu mฤƒ iei / Nu mฤƒ, nu mฤƒ iei, nu mฤƒ, nu mฤƒ, nu mฤƒ iei / Chipul tฤƒu ศ™i dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
LibbyClements That one neurodivergent girl from Mount Washington, Kentucky Since: Jun, 2023 Relationship Status: I like big bots and I can not lie
That one neurodivergent girl
#1630: Jun 2nd 2025 at 5:04:37 AM

Granted, now every country that was ever colonized by a European power never had to experience the horrors of colonization.


I wish animation was never invented.

Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun!
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#1631: Jun 12th 2025 at 11:17:19 AM

Granted. Live action films end up adopting advanced special effects techniques more quickly than they did in Real Life.


I wish that nukes could be sold at grocery stores.

Currently Reading: N/A
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#1632: Jun 13th 2025 at 4:04:05 AM

Granted. Grocery stores now sell a new type of gummy candy called "Nukes" that are shaped like little bombs. They prove to be very popular with kids and adults alike.


I wish all convicted killers would be let out of prison.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
dookamatic Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#1633: Jun 13th 2025 at 8:02:27 AM

Granted. They're released because they have all been reformed thanks to a revolutionary new rehabilitation based prison sentence, and have all vowed to live a life of pacifism.


I wish that my TV Tropes account was hacked.

BlankBlankness Since: Aug, 2023
#1634: Jun 13th 2025 at 9:28:44 AM

Granted. They only changed some mundane things about your profile, and not your password or any of that stuff.

I wish mosquitoes grew to the size they were during the dinosaur times.

Vrei sฤƒ pleci dar nu mฤƒ, nu mฤƒ iei / Nu mฤƒ, nu mฤƒ iei, nu mฤƒ, nu mฤƒ, nu mฤƒ iei / Chipul tฤƒu ศ™i dragostea din tei / Mi-amintesc de
Unicorndance Logic Girl from Thames, N.Z. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Logic Girl
#1635: Jun 13th 2025 at 2:23:26 PM

Granted. They now don't bite humans; only larger animals like bison.


I wish I tripped and fell.

For every low there is a high.
Argonanza Sophodra (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Sophodra
#1636: Jun 13th 2025 at 3:00:25 PM

Granted. Your fall results in a Meet Cute with your future spouse.

I wish for an oil spill in the Baltic Sea.

Edited by Argonanza on Jun 13th 2025 at 3:01:01 AM

When the bugs are big enough, you're the pest.
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#1637: Jun 14th 2025 at 7:56:37 PM

Granted. The governments of the surrounding nations work together in order to clean up the spill.


I wish that TV Tropes changed ownership from Sovrn Holdings to Google.

Currently Reading: N/A
Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#1638: Aug 20th 2025 at 9:05:35 AM

Granted. They actually end up doing a great job and TV Tropes becomes more popular because of it.


I wish to be reborn as a cockroach.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
NotPeppermint The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich from Laplace Scientific Computing Center (Troper Youngling) Relationship Status: Mmmm...chocolate hearts
The Friendly Awakened Arcanist, Ulrich
#1639: Aug 21st 2025 at 4:39:27 AM

You're reborn! And as a result, control an entire cockroach army to take over the world!!


I wish to do a backflip!

"Enumeration is a last resort... But sometimes, it can work a miracle."
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#1640: Aug 23rd 2025 at 9:57:23 AM

You pull it off perfectly.


I wish it rained fireballs.

DeadlyEspresso Louisiana Heartstopper from your local Popeyes Since: Apr, 2023
Louisiana Heartstopper
#1641: Aug 23rd 2025 at 10:15:20 AM

Granted. The fire is actually too cold to burn anything.


I wish I only had eight fingers.

I sadly doubt he would like Popeyes, though...
Sourguy Doesn't do much (He/Him) from The Peach State Since: Oct, 2021 Relationship Status: You're a beautiful woman, probably
Doesn't do much (He/Him)
#1642: Aug 23rd 2025 at 8:52:30 PM

Granted. Your dexterity is now greatly increased, and you become more productive.


I wish that TV Tropes didn't have moderators.

Currently Reading: N/A
andrewjradams Special Agent/Club President from The City of Scholars (Life not ruined yet) Relationship Status: Baby don't hurt me!
Special Agent/Club President
#1643: Aug 25th 2025 at 2:39:51 AM

Granted, but without the satisfaction that complete free reign doesn't allow, the trolls lose interest and move to another site.


I wish for ranters/griftubers to have the bite to go with their bark.

Good thing I'm a man of the world.
skan123 Since: Aug, 2018
#1644: Aug 29th 2025 at 12:23:40 PM

Granted. Luckily, the system becomes strong enough to handle said bites and all of their attempts fall flat.


I wish bubbles were outlawed around the world.

Bluethorn CHOMPION from Partash Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
CHOMPION
#1646: Sep 16th 2025 at 1:11:19 PM

Granted. "Around" here is interpreted as literally referring to a hypothetical bubble that would be large enough to have the whole world fit inside it. That's now illegal. Any bubbles smaller than the world aren't "around" it and so are still legal.


I wish I was sent to The Amazing Digital Circus.

Tbh I never really hated his minigames in the original, but they did make them better in the remake.
Lionlord0 Since: Feb, 2020
#1647: Sep 16th 2025 at 1:21:47 PM

Granted. You are also given the necessary coding skills to give Caine proper understanding of average human wants and needs, resurrect Gummigoo, fix Kinger's brain so that he's lucid in the light and offer all the other Players a way out of the Circus.

I wish all the FurCons for the next year were cancelled.

Yamanekko Esnupi from atop the red doghouse Since: Sep, 2024 Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
Esnupi
#1648: Sep 16th 2025 at 8:50:02 PM

Granted. Everyone turns into anthropomorphic animals, so who needs furry conventions anymore? You can just go outside and make furry friends!


I wish for a turkey sandwich-on rye bread- with lettuce and mustard. And AND I donโ€™t want any zombie turkeys, I donโ€™t want to turn into a turkey myself, or other weird surprises. And I also wish the turkey was a little dry.

Edited by Yamanekko on Sep 16th 2025 at 8:50:44 AM

Always remember to hydrate! (A message from Snoopy)
dookamatic Since: Jan, 2022 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
#1649: Sep 17th 2025 at 9:26:20 AM

Granted. It's the best damn sandwich you've ever done tasted.


I wish that KPop Demon Hunters got a live-action remake.

FireArrowEightSeventy The murderer. ๐Ÿ—พ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต from John Gutter Since: Apr, 2024 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
The murderer. ๐Ÿ—พ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต
#1650: Sep 17th 2025 at 10:54:12 AM

Granted. It is very, very faithful, but still improves on the original.


I wish the Persona series got picked up by Electronic Arts.

Character in Avatar: Shouki Naifunage, OC. She has killed at least 99 people. I'm a man. NEW ADDITION TO AVATAR: COUNTRY FLAGS

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