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Synchronicity cut to the feeling! Relationship Status: I've got a total eclipse of the heart
cut to the feeling!
Nov 3rd 2021 at 12:50:03 PM

Granted. He's a Hitman with a Heart who begins to care for you and protects you from everything out to get you.

I wish Glee went on for twenty seasons.

ThatAsianInTheCorner The Ultimate Metamoran Fusion! from Earth Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Ultimate Metamoran Fusion!
Nov 3rd 2021 at 6:15:35 PM

Granted, but it gets way better as it goes on.


I wish for, at random times at the day, without any control, for my gender to randomly swap from male to female.

"I am neither Goku nor Vegeta! I am the one who will destroy you!"
CyberController Succ from Hell Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Succ
Nov 7th 2021 at 7:33:45 PM

Granted. Thankfully, you manage to learn how to control your transformations, and you can now become a shapeshifter.

I wish my house was robbed of everything valuable.

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Nov 8th 2021 at 2:03:07 PM

Granted, while you are at the police office discussing the mysterious robbery, an earthquake hits and your house is completely destroyed. In an amazing stroke of luck, time travel is invented a few days later, and after buying the $60 gadget and watching a short tutorial video you go back in time and secretly take all your valuables out of your past self’s house before it gets destroyed, bringing all your valuables safely to the present in your new, bigger house.

I wish everyone on Earth was made out of glass.

clemont107 Lana, Pokémon Trainer from Alola Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Lana, Pokémon Trainer
Nov 10th 2021 at 6:22:19 PM

Granted. We're partially made out of silicon, so somehow we become even smarter and stronger.

I wish I failed all of my exams.

Edited by clemont107 on Nov 10th 2021 at 9:22:27 AM

"Hey Mallow, remember that time I caught a Kyogre?"
clemont107 Lana, Pokémon Trainer from Alola Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Lana, Pokémon Trainer
vjoi Ha Ha, A-10 Warthog Go BRRRT! from The South.
Ha Ha, A-10 Warthog Go BRRRT!
Nov 14th 2021 at 11:14:11 AM

Granted, it was due to a computer error due to you getting 100's on all your tests causing an overflow error. the error is corrected and you get a scholarship.


I wish to be falsely accused of first degree homicide.

Nov 14th 2021 at 11:23:31 AM

Granted. You get a good lawyer who agrees to do the case pro bono and in the end the evidence just doesn't stack up. You are found innocent of the crime.

I wish to break both my arms and both my legs.

ThatAsianInTheCorner The Ultimate Metamoran Fusion! from Earth Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
The Ultimate Metamoran Fusion!
Nov 15th 2021 at 12:03:52 AM

You do get sweet prosthetic limbs to replace them though

and they can turn into guns for an extra coolness factor


I wish for a golden garbage bag

Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Nov 16th 2021 at 3:04:08 AM

"I am neither Goku nor Vegeta! I am the one who will destroy you!"
clemont107 Lana, Pokémon Trainer from Alola Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Lana, Pokémon Trainer
Nov 16th 2021 at 7:51:19 AM

Granted. It's made of actual gold, so you can sell it for a good price and make some money.


I wish a Complete Monster Evil Doppelgänger of Tony Stark from an alternate reality became the Greater-Scope Villain of MCU's phase 4.

"Hey Mallow, remember that time I caught a Kyogre?"
clemont107 Lana, Pokémon Trainer from Alola Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Lana, Pokémon Trainer
BackSet1 We Got This. Probably. from The Milano. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
We Got This. Probably.
Nov 19th 2021 at 8:31:20 AM

Granted. This idea is considered but ultimately scrapped as he'd have to be played by Robert Downey Jr. whose contract has ran out. A shame because it would be awesome.


I wish I was trapped in the stupidest of stupid memes.

Official Document Keeper for a Show That Doesn't Exist.
Nov 19th 2021 at 9:17:46 AM

Granted, the IQ of memes are values on the real projective line so by passing through the stupidest of the stupid memes you find the smartest of the smart memes.

I wish I was trapped in a long drive-thru line.

Nov 19th 2021 at 3:07:07 PM

Granted. The person at the drive-thru gives you extra fries for your trouble.

I wish I was stranded in the Alaskan wilderness, during the winter, wearing nothing but jeans and a t-shirt.

clemont107 Lana, Pokémon Trainer from Alola Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Lana, Pokémon Trainer
Nov 19th 2021 at 5:01:27 PM

Granted. Conveniently, there's a log cabin where someone else kindly lends you a jacket and a ride to the nearest town.

I wish Mysterio actually appeared as a Anti-Villainous Well-Intentioned Extremist Magnificent Bastard in the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy, but got a Race Lift and was played by Eddie Murphy of all people.

"Hey Mallow, remember that time I caught a Kyogre?"
BackSet1 We Got This. Probably. from The Milano. Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
We Got This. Probably.
Nov 19th 2021 at 5:13:15 PM

Granted. This turns out to be a good decision and also, because of the butterfly effect, has several positive ramifications that result in the world becoming a utopia. Somehow.

I wish that this game was turned into a generic "corrupt a wish" game.

Official Document Keeper for a Show That Doesn't Exist.
NineTailedCat Fire fox from bad to worse Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Fire fox
Nov 20th 2021 at 12:42:27 AM

Granted. Everyone becomes so terrible at corrupting wishes that they still come out better.

I wish to be arrested for murder.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
VampireBuddha Christmas dinosaur from Ireland Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Christmas dinosaur
Nov 20th 2021 at 6:06:42 AM

Granted. You're innocent; the cops just grabbed you because you happen to have the same name as the murderer. They let you go after a few minutes and buy you an ice cream.

I wish for all ice cream in the world to taste like canine faeces.

My GitHub
jandn2014 Hangs around Image Pickin’ a lot from somewhere in Connecticut Relationship Status: Hiding
Hangs around Image Pickin’ a lot
Nov 20th 2021 at 6:58:39 AM

Granted. The wish ends up having the reverse effect, causing all dog feces to taste like ice cream. The former still isn’t edible for obvious reasons, but the ice cream is still fine.


I wish that all food crops in the world would suddenly die.

there's nobody here
NineTailedCat Fire fox from bad to worse Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Fire fox
Nov 20th 2021 at 8:54:06 PM

Granted. They suddenly die by being harvested by some unknown force once they're at their peak, saving farmers a lot of hard work, and the same force replants them as well.

I wish to be sealed up in a cellar, The Cask of Amontillado style.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
clemont107 Lana, Pokémon Trainer from Alola Relationship Status: Loves me...loves me not
Lana, Pokémon Trainer
Nov 21st 2021 at 4:28:02 AM

Granted. There is a conveniently placed shovel, pickaxe and sledgehammer for you to dig your way out.


I wish I was stuck in a sauna.

"Hey Mallow, remember that time I caught a Kyogre?"
VampireBuddha Christmas dinosaur from Ireland Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Christmas dinosaur
Nov 21st 2021 at 4:41:59 AM

Granted. Fortunately, there's someone on the other side of the door who lets you out.

I wish to be stabbed in the eye.

My GitHub
Nov 22nd 2021 at 7:53:42 PM

Granted. You get stabbed in the eye with some cooked penne pasta that has had time to cool.

I wish for my Nintendo Switch to break and for not everything to be saved to the cloud that I want saved.

randomtroper89 from The Fire Nation
Nov 22nd 2021 at 10:23:31 PM

Your Nintendo Switch breaks, meaning your Nintendo themed light switch cover, which you replace for a few dollars.

https://www.reddit.com/r/3Dprinting/comments/ec6crz/my_8_year_old_asked_for_a_nintendo_switch_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I wish to fall of several cliffs.

NineTailedCat Fire fox from bad to worse Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
Fire fox
Nov 22nd 2021 at 10:42:36 PM

Granted. You go bungee jumping. Have fun!

I wish to be kicked through the ceiling.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.

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